CouchSurfingDragon

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. 

This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) 

Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. 

Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151!  The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. 

Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N 
Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome.

You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List

Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

Headed by a Snake

Usually, there were only two guys assigned to keep watch after the sun went down.

Philman pissed off the Captain... f*cked up some knots or some rookie shite-- Harvald had no idea...

It was a grand f*cking achievement, as the Captain'd been so f*cked in the head, as of recent.

Anyroad, the kid was assigned to nightwatch as punishment.

Didn't make a difference. The idiot couldn't be trusted to keep both his eyes open, by sun or starlight.

That meant the kid's punishment was more like it was aimed at him and Rallen.

...What should've been a night of spades and sleeping in shifts turned into babysitting a gods-damned fish.

"Not. f*cking. funny," Harvald growled. "Now where is he?"

"'E said he needed ta take a piss," Rallen sneered, "Uvver side o' the ship, I s'pose."

The pained scream of a man cut through the foggy night... followed by a loud splash.

Black Crow (Part Two)