CouchSurfingDragon

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. 

This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) 

Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. 

Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151!  The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. 

Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N 
Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome.

You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List

Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

Headed by a Snake

⁆ So there we were at the bottom of the ocean. ⁅

⁆ We had some magic pearls that let us breathe underwater-- talk too, enough to understand. Lieutenant Tycon made the spell circles out of some chalk. Wonderboy supplied the pearls by losing them in a game of spades. And because I am a caster of great power and stunningly good looks, I provided all the heavy mana work. ⁅

⁆ Each pearl essentially had my ⌈Water Sphere⌋ on them and lasted a whole lot longer-- which led to this whole underwater expedition. ⁅

⁆ I learn something new about myself, every sun. Especially about how badass I am. ⁅

⁆ Anyroad, It was nice to be back on the sea floor, having chosen to be there instead of just waking up, floating around. Tall strands of kelp obscured our vision. Reef formations grew on everything-- which admittedly made it easy to lose sight of the Coral Boys. It wouldn't be impossible to lose one or two of them, if they wandered off. ⁅

Veiled Insults