CouchSurfingDragon

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. 

This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) 

Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. 

Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151!  The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. 

Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N 
Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome.

You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List

Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

Headed by a Snake

Valeria poured every onze of mana she could into her cavalry blade.

One good hit-- that's all she needed. As long as the silver knight's armor wasn't enchanted with someone insane, her augmented ⌈Eldritch Blast⌋ would literally burn his skin off.

Valeria put all her power into her arms... though her legs and sides ached even more than her arms did. But that beady-eyed knight-- he casually deflected the strike-- all while keeping that stupid smile on his face.

Who in the seven hells WAS that guy?!

Who in the eleven heavens were ANY of those guys?!?!?

Valeria had NEVER heard an adventurer named Krysaos-- but his offensive magic was at the same level as an Adamantine-Rank Leviathan!

His element-type was water, too... If it wasn't for her patron empowering her fire magic, she wouldn't have lasted five minutes.

Sunshine