CouchSurfingDragon

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. 

This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) 

Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. 

Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151!  The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. 

Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N 
Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome.

You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List

Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

Headed by a Snake

"The final match is nigh!" boomed a loud and overcompensating voice-- that of the enemy champion.

As a 'twist' that surprised far too many people, that champion tossed away their cloak and mask, revealing themselves as the lizard Gruen Grunnar... in his weird... pale-skinned, tall-elf transformation.

Grunnar flipped back a lock of his gaudy blonde hair as he took a pose that he probably believed to be stylish.

"So *this* is the greatest champion of your accursed Alliance?" he said smugly.

It really was too much, the luminant gold of his hair on top of the unapologetic sheen of his golden armor. Tycondrius felt a gnawing pain in his eyes the longer he gazed upon his stupid countenance.

The lizard-human drew his translucent, crystal-bladed sword and pointed it toward Gobbuto.

"Watch on, rebel scum!" he shrieked, "See how easily mortal flesh burns when faced with the flames of This Royal, GRUEN GRUNNAR!"

A Champion’s Loyalty