CouchSurfingDragon

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. 

This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) 

Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. 

Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151!  The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. 

Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N 
Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome.

You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List

Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

Headed by a Snake

Tanamar stared at a transparent window only he could see.

He was poring through a series of search queries-- none of them he *wanted* to see.

[Whitehearth WIPEFEST! A clip compilation.]

[The pre-boss event is insane! You have to have a full raid of no-lifers just to get past the Arena Event.]

[Recruiting for DG. West Gate on farm! Hoping to clear East and South by the end of the month! Full on melee DPS.]

[The top 3 guilds declare the Dragon God raid overtuned for the current meta.]

[The devs are a bunch of f*cking idiots.]

He swiped his hand, closing the System window, and heaved a long, deflated sigh.

"How's the research going, Tanamar?"

Athena crouched beside him. She took his hand, squeezing it gently.

Tanamar shook his head, "I watched like-- six videos. They all suck."

"But did you figure anything out?" Athena asked, her eyes shining with hope.

Raid Leader