Old world.

AAR! AAR! AAR! The sound of the alarm clock woke a peaceful morning on a Tuesday.

Kanj Awoke from his sleep slowly stretch and looked at the still very loud alarm clock. He tapped the Silents button but the alarm didn't go off. He then tapped it faster 5 times over. But the alarm didn't shut off. He stared at it for a second in irritation. "GODDANM SHUT UP!" Kanj lunched the alarm clock at the wall and shatter it.

"Well crap, I still needed that." Kanj felt instant regret. "Oh, crap school!" Kanj got up and put on some pants then headed out the door rushing to the bus stop for school. Tripping and almost falling. He didn't even put on a shirt, he just ran to the bus stop carrying his pair of shoes, socks, and backpack. He managed to put on his shirt while running. Kanj started running even faster as he saw the bus he was supposed to get on about to pull off. "HEEEY! WAAIT!" Kanj yelled waving his arms in the air. The bus driver was completely zoned out. Just as the bus was about to close the door, Kanj stuck his hand in the door and opened them, and got on the bus, still no shoes on.

"How the hell do you drive a bus if you zone out like that!?" Kanj yelled at the bus driver.

"Look dude, It's fine. I've only had 16 shots of Hennessy." The bus diver gave Kanj a thumbs up and a smile.

"Bro what!? You're right that is way less for you, good job." Kanj said as he went to go take his seat.

The bus driver started blasting music as he pulled off so fast the back tires made a loud screeching sound. All the people on the bus just kept doing what they were doing because they had gotten used to his driving. He ran a lot of red lights, along with some stop signs, And almost ran over some people. The whole time he was rolling up a blunt!

"Hey, where the hell is the next stop again!?" The bus driver said trying to yell over the music.

"Take the next left!" A kid yelled back.

"Oh shit!" The bus driver pulled a hard left managing to drift the bus around the corner. Then came to a stop, Where Kanj's friend got on the bus. Cilantro was his name and he was always a handsome guy, but such a weird-ass, it took a lot for him to hold a relationship. Even though Cilantro and Kanj had a lot in common so I guess that makes them both weird.

"Yo" Cilantro had bags under his eyes.

"Dang, you must have been up all night on FFXV."

"I guess you can say that...I was more of just doing some 'research' on Cindy from FFXV though. Till about 9:pm to 4:am." Cilantro gave of a sorta pervy smile when he said that.

"Oh, well mister I can beat my meat longer then I can hold a relationship together, did you at least wash your hand?" Kanj made sure to stay away from his hands until his answer.

"Of course I did. I'm not that lazy... But I didn't change underwear though." Cilantro said with a forgetful smile.

"I hope one of these days you go pee and your penis falls into the toilet."

"Oh wait, can that actually happen!?" Cilantro's face soon became spread with panic. He wasn't the smartest person in the world.

"Yea," Kanj said sarcastically. Cilantro looked like he still believed him. But at least this would make Cilantro change his underwear so Kanj just let him believe what he believes.

The bus driver came to a hard stop once when they go to school. He waved bye to everyone while he smoked his blunt and chilled. Every morning there would be specific groups of people. The people on the basketball court. The band kids. The people who are always spreading rumor and over-exaggerating things. The ratchet females and the equally ratchet homo dude who hangs with them. along with other groups, but nobody cares about them. This high school was an absolute shit show.

As Kanj and Cilantro were walking the douchebag known as Tae bumped into them. The girl that he held in his arms was Kanj ex-girlfriend Sasha. "Ay watch where yall going." Tae gave them a cocky smile because he was feeling dangerous cause his boys were there. And he had Kanj ex-girl in his arms. This was not a good day for Tae to be picking a fight with them.

"How bout you shut yo ugly ass up Tae." Kanj was in a mood to fight today and he hopes somebody gave him a reason to.

"I know you not calling me ugly bru when I got this fine girl right here in my arms." Tae was about 6.2ft curly hair and light skin, clear skin. He a classic light skin dude.

"Yes, I'm calling you ugly. And why you keep bosting about getting my sloppy seconds. Weird flex but ok." Kanj said trying to get him to swing first. Cilantro caught on to this on was going to help Kanj out.

"If you don't get yo ate a super Mario mush, squid hair Splatoon ass on somewhere." In this school people took pride in roasting, Cilantro always manages to come up with something like he just did now. Tae was quiet with nothing to say this what we call hush mode, when you're in this place in a roasting battle you can either. A: Take the L. Or B: Fight the guy or girl. Tae had to hold his reputation so of course, he went with B.

"Bro you be doing all that talking and don't want to square up." Tae was trying to look tuff. Kanj knew if Tae was fighting his boys were fighting with him.

"What's sup then run the smoke!" Kanj yelled causing a group of people to gather around and pull out their phones.

"Come on little hoe! throw the first punch I'll let you hit me in my face." Kanj stuck his face out with a cocky smile.

Tae let go of Sasha then threw a punch at Kanj that landed, but immediately Kanj returned 3 punches back to Tae faster then what he could follow. Landing one on his daw, one in his chest, and the final one in his got buried into Tae's stomach, all with his left hand. All the wind came out of Tae's body and he collapsed to the ground trying to catch his breath. Cilantro and Kanj were good at fighting to say the least.

"Oh, what happened! You were talking that good shit just a minute ago!" Kanj teased Tae on the ground, Cilantro started laughing because it was obvious that those were play hits that Kanj just gave Tae.

"What? Yall not going to help your homie out?" Cilantro said to the guys who were following Tae around.

At that point, all of them ran at Cilantro and Kanj which is what they want in the first place.

two guys ran at Kanj, both of them throwing punches at his face, Kanj easily dodges them and drove his fist directly into one of the guy's rib cage then pushed him onto the other guy. The other guy caught him but Kanj got to punching the guy who just got caught, in his back which knocks him out causing his full weight to go onto the guy who caught him forcing him to drop him. As soon as the guy dropped him Kanj hit him in his nose which knocked him out, then his shoulder before he hit the ground. Kanj turned around to see how Cilantro was doing, he had already laid down 8 people and was cracking his neck.

"Aw man, I wanted some of those guys you know!" Kanj said not satisfied with only 2.

"Well, you should have not played with those 2 for so long then!" Cilantro yelled and pointed at Kanj.

"...Yeah, you right." Kanj said as he and Cilantro walked out of the circle of people that were recording the fight, And walked inside to get some breakfast. They walked right passed the security guards of the school who saw the whole fight. But they didn't care because they knew this was a long time coming. Tae constantly messed with Cilantro and Kanj throughout the year. So they just pretended to not see anything and let them walk to breakfast.

"That felt good to get that out." Cilantro said, smiling, placing his hands on his head leaning to music in his head.

"Yes, sir it did. let's hurry up to breakfast I think they got muffins out today." They both started running down the hall. When they got there they both took way more muffins then what they were supposed to. Because even though they were good they were way too small. They walk into the loud lunchroom where people were banging on the table, getting rejected by their crushes, and throwing stuff. They both walked over to a table where they knew some people, even though they pretty much knew everybody in the school.

"Bro what are you talking about naruto can beat Ichigo!"

"Bro naruto isn't even that strong so stop the cap!" Both of their friends were arguing about Naruto vs Ichigo. The friend that was voting Ichigo, name is Tommy. And the one voting naruto is Aladin... yep apparently his parents like the movie too much.

"Hey! Cilantro, tell this guy that Ichigo wins!" Tommy was hoping for some backup.

"Kanj you got my back right," Aladin said waving for him to step to his side.

But Kanj already knew how to end this whole argument.

"I don't know but what I do know is JOJO is pretty stupid and weird to watch with other guys." With that Tommy and Aladin looked at him with crazy looks on their faces.

"You take that back!" Tommy and Aladin's intention turned to Kanj.

"Nah." Kanj sat down and enjoy them getting angry as they tried to make their case on why JOJO is good but Kanj just sat back and laughed.

After them screaming their heads off Breakfast ended and everyone starts heading to their classes. Kanj, Cilantro, Aladin, and Tommy all had the same class throughout the whole day so they were always with each other. When they got to first hr Kanj immediately went to sleep. He fell asleep so much that the teacher stopped caring. Sometimes he would just read manga the whole time in class. As his friends were at this moment. The teacher started pretending that they weren't there as well. Tommy didn't care because he was a B student in every class without effort. A+ in math though. Aladin was a C+ student, Only because he didn't care about school. But none of them really did. The class ended and went to the 2nd hr. The teacher in this class always got angry at Kanj for not caring. Cilantro Paid attention in all classes but still only pulled D's and C's. While Kanj was sleeping in this class the teacher, who's name was Mr.Tim. But Kanj always called him by his first name Bob because Bob refused to call what Kanj told him to...which was Firecock69. Kanj loved messing with him.

"Kanj wake up!" Bob said smacking the table.

Kanj lifted his head slowly then looked at him "...What is it, Bob?" Kanj wiped his eyes and yawned.

"Why is it that you think you can come to my class and disrespect me!" Bod got madder and madder as he looked at Kanj nonchalant face.

"I got my reasons, I need for you to get some tougher skin is a big one."

"Instead of worrying about how tuff I am, you should worry about the class! I bet you can't even solve What question we're on." Bob said with a cocky smile.

"...What are you betting?" Kanj's interest was peaked.

"Hmm, let's see. If you solve the problem, Anime cosplay, And manga. I'll buy you 300$ worth just give me a list and I'll get it. If you teach the class the whole hr I'll double that." Aladin, Tommy, and Cilantro darted to Kanj.

Kanj pulled a big smile and said "And if I don't solve it?"

"Well, you'll have to never read manga or sleep at school." Bob confidently smiled.

The whole class was watching this as a hush came over the room, then Kanj stood up and walked over to the whiteboard. "Alright, class listen up because I'm bout to teach yall some shit. So the answer to this first one is Redshifts are made because the universe is expanding, pulling the light away from use causing the light to stretch. Any questions on that. I SWEAR to god if you ask anything stupid I'm punching you dead in yo shit." Several of the people that raised their hands put them back down. One girl in the class still had her hand up.

"What is it?" Kanj said looking at her. He looked like an angry person but that was just his face.

"Um, So how long does it take for that effect to be visible?" The girl looked nervous, Afraid that it was a dumb question she didn't look Kanj in his eyes.

"You can't see a redshift. It's impossible to detect with the human eyes." Kanj was actually being a good teacher.

"Any more questions?" But regardless everybody besides his friends was too scared to ask any.

"Moving on then does anybody knows what gravity is and how it is made. Yall better not get this wrong." Kanj said leaning against the whiteboard.

"Oh, I know this one! Stuff makes gravity!" As soon as Cilantro finished Kanj threw the metal trash bin at him, knocking him out of his chair on to the floor.

"What type half-ass answer is that!" Kanj yelled at Cilantro as he stood back up.

"Ow! You know you shouldn't throw metal at people!" Cilantro said sitting back in his chair.

"Shutup, you know that didn't hurt. Anyway anybody else?" Kanj looked around the classroom waiting for somebody to raise their hand. Everyone was too scared so he called on a girl that sat at his table.

"Hey, blond hair girl. Hey, the one with blues eyes. The only fucking girl that weres crocks and mini skirts together!" Her effort to ignore him failed. She stood up nervously.

"What is the answer to the question." Kanj's look made her feel like she was about to pass out.

"Um...well, anything with mass c-can, make gravity." Kanj wasn't even trying to scare her but it looks like she was going to have PTSD after this.

"Right answer." Kanj then went on to teach the rest of the class and get all the questions correct. 1min before class ended. "Alright, my job is done. I taught the whole class and I knew all the answers so now I can get my reward sooo... screw this." Kanj threw the maker for the whiteboard behind him and walked out as the bell rang. Bob just sat there with his mouth open as Kanj walked away with 600$. Kanj group walked up behind him. They walked down the hall with such smoothness, bathing in victory...Bob never had a chance.

"Well that enough school for me, I'm gonna sleep through the rest of these classes," Kanj said yawning remembering that his sleep was interrupted. After every hr, it finally came to the end of the day. Kanj checked his phone and notice that 600$ was sent to him. He smiled then put his phone back in his pocket then met up with his group and they started walking home. The two girls that Kanj had called on in the class walked over to them on they're way home.

"Oh, it's you guys wassup?" Cilantro said.

"Well, we all just so happen to all always walk in the same direction as you guys when you leave school, So I thought why not get to know you guys. We've never really talked. Oh, my name is Shay." The one that was talking was the one who raised their hand in class. She stood strong and confided, usually is a team leader.

"And I'm Lucy, how you doing." This is the girl who was about to fall apart in class. She mostly acts goofy though. The girls already knew everyone's name on the boy's side.

"Alright then since we're all introduced let's keep walking," Kanj said taking the lead on the crowded sidewalk.

"Oh yeah, Bob sent me the money already," Kanj said smiling.

"On snap. What are you going to get with it?" Tommy said leaning on Kanj's shoulder.

"Manga, cosplay, and Anything I like," Kanj said barely even thinking about it.

"Danm that straight up luck." Cilantro said crossing his arms pouting.

"Shut up, I'm getting at least one thing for all of use. That includes you 2." Kanj said looking back at Shay and Lucy.

"Oh really!? You're much nicer than I thought you would be." Lucy and Shay, we're both surprised.

"Are you share you? You really don't have to." Shay was feeling like a burden. Lucy gave her a look tell her to shut up and enjoy this.

"Yeah, it's fine. But here's the thing though. the money is only linked to an anime site, so you'll have to choose something over there." Kanj showed everybody his phone.

"Oh, Well we can still probably find something we like on there." Shay was never into anime but Lucy loved anime just as much as any of the boys did.

They stopped at the park and sat at the table. Tommy was last to the table so he was forced to stand.

"Alright here's what we're going to do. Everyone gets to pick one item and we'll keep it in a rotation until the money is gone." Kanj explained then everybody nodded.

"Alright, since I got the money I'm going first...wonder if they sell hentai," Kanj said while scrolling.

"Yo, no lie I was wondering the same thing." Cilantro was quick to say.

Kanj scrolled until he reached some cool looking all-black gloves with gold chains hanging down hanging from the wrist part. Kanj pressed on it "These look bad as hell! I'm getting these. Only 120$. And they come with a description of what it dose. It's say's these great gloves grant you a head start in the fire Part of Iracuj and Space part. These gloves are known as the dragon's eyes." Kanj Read the description in an RPG type narrator voice.

"So are all of these off of some game?" Tommy wonders to himself.

"OH, me next!" Cilantro snatched the phone and pick picked a blue and black hoodie.

"Ay, that hoe saucy!" Cilantro was smiling cheek to cheek.

Tommy got a staff, Shay got a choker with a yin yang symbol hanging from it, Aladin got a dagger that had a skull on the handle end, Lucy got an assassin arm strap with a blade in it.

"Alright, we are at 596.82$ I think we're done," Kanj said taking his phone back.

"I can't wait till my stuff get here I'm going to be flexing!" Cilantro was hyped, Lucy was hyped right along with him.

"Yeah, I'm good what with I got," Tommy said with a smile

"Oh, you mean you midget stripping pole," Aladin said as he started laughing.

"At least I Ain't get no butter knife!" And with that Tommy and Aladin started arguing again. Cilantro and Lucy started singing out of the excitement of their new stuff. Their table looked like a madhouse with Shay and Kanj ignoring them. And with that Kanj placed the order.

Till next time...