Extra 19: Change the World (71)

"It's such a quiet day ~" - said Sango with a small smile.

"Please don't say things like that that something stupidly inconvenient ends up happening" - said Kagome with a frown.

"I don't think there's such a strange coincidence" - Sango said, though her expression changed when she saw how a silver flash appeared in front of them - "Oh..."

"Told you so" - Kagome snorted, though she was surprised that Kurama appeared.

"MITO!" - Kurama roared as Tsunade looked around.

"Her boobs grew?!" - Kagome exclaimed as she looked at Tsunade in surprise.

"Is that what surprises you? No, the horns on her forehead, not that she grew like 40 centimeters" - Sango said as she gave her a blank look.

"Oh, right" - Kagome said with embarrassment.

"Mom!" - Mito exclaimed as he heard his mother - "What are you doing here?"

"I heard something that is honestly causing me to have a panic attack" - Tsunade said neutrally.

"What was it that you heard?" - Mito asked in a panic.

"I heard that you're interested in a certain perverted monk" - said Tsunade while squinting her eyes.

"What? No!" - exclaimed Mito while giving her a disgusted expression - "Impossible, I'm just having fun while torturing him, I mean, while helping him with his training."

"What's wrong? I heard you were calling me" - Miroku said as he looked at Tsunade with surprise - "Did her breasts grow?"

"That's something he would say when he is about to suffer a fate crueler than death" - said Kagome as she shook her head.

"Fate worse than death?" - Miroku repeated, confused with the overall situation.

"Yes, now tell me, do you want me to cut what you have in your crotch with anesthesia, or without anesthesia?" - Kurama asked neutrally.

"What!" - Miroku exclaimed as he covered his crotch - "Why!"

"Because we don't want you anywhere near our daughter..." - Kurama said neutrally.

"Take her away!" - Miroku shouted as he ignored Tsunade's huge mountains and focused completely on Kurama, to the point that he was hugging his legs - "Please!"

"What?" - Tsunade's expression changed to a grim one - "Is our daughter not good enough for you?"

"N-not in the least, Mito-dono is a wonderful girl, but I don't think we have anything in common" - Miroku answered while swallowing a huge amount of saliva, after all, he didn't want to get on the bad side of a monster like Kurama, nor did he want to be around a monster like Mito.

"Why?" - Kurama asked as he narrowed his eyes - "Isn't our princess the most beautiful girl you've ever seen?"

"W-Well, that's correct, but I stand by my point that it's impossible for us to be anything" - replied Miroku as he laughed awkwardly.

"I feel like you're belittling my princess's beauty and personality, so we'll have a long talk about it" - Kurama said as he took out a strange book with many pictures - "Come, let's talk about my baby."

"NO!" - Miroku exclaimed as the Kitsune Daiyokai dragged him away.

"Mom, for the last time, I have no interest in that pervert!" - Mito exclaimed with a red face.

"Then why are you embarrassed?" - Tsunade asked as she narrowed her eyes.

"It's because you're being extremely pushy!" - Mito shouted as she stomped her feet loudly.

"What's wrong?" - Izumi asked as she arrived on the scene after making sure Inuyasha was complying with his training.

Kagome quickly explained what had happened, noticing the uncomfortable look on the black haired girl's face - "You told them?"

"Y-Yes, it was a joke" - Izumi replied while scratching her cheek.

Mito roared with fury because she had heard her older sister's words.

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"Buddha, save this faithful follower, I promise I won't commit any more sinful acts if you end this suffering..." - Miroku muttered with a vacant look.

"Well, did you understand how wonderful my baby is?" - Kurama asked proudly, though he frowned when he saw how the monk seemed to have broken down psychologically - "Oh, I think I overreacted."

"Tousan!" - Mito exclaimed in terror as she saw Miroku's state - "What did you do to him!"

"I just talked to him about how wonderful you are, but..." - Kurama replied awkwardly.

"To the point of screwing with his psyche?!" - roared Mito as she glared at her father angrily - "Now I understand Izumi's attitude... I hate you, Daddy!"

Kurama's expression fell to pieces when he heard this, to the point where he felt his heart shatter into hundreds of fragments.

Mito quickly grabbed Miroku by the hand and dragged him out of the place, maybe a little rest would manage to cure a bit of the pitiful state he was suffering from.

"Wow, that had to hurt" - Izumi said as she shook her head - "He earned it though."

" Later we'll talk about what you said, Izumi" - Mito said as she narrowed her eyes - "I may be mad at Tousan, but I''m much madder at you for saying something that wasn't true, all because of a stupid joke."

Izumi lowered her head.

"What are you planning to do?" - Ryu asked, who had heard about what had happened thanks to Sango.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm partly responsible for the perverted monk's current state, so I'll help him until he recovers" - replied Mito while letting out a sigh. Yes, she was having fun teasing Miroku, but that didn't mean she was romantically interested in the monk, that's why she now felt guilty of what he had gone through, even though technically she wasn't to blame, but rather her older sister.

"I hope you're happy, Izumi" - Ryu said while shaking his head - "You know very well how our parents are, especially Tousan, but you go and make a stupid joke like this, causing a perverted boy, although innocent, to be psychologically damaged, possibly from extreme exposure to our father's hostile aura"

Tsunade shook her head before walking to her husband and telling him that everything was fine.

* * * * *

"Was it necessary to say something like that?" - Kazumi asked as she looked at her sister - "I mean, I understand what you're trying to say, but that doesn't mean you have to say that kind of thing to Tousan, mostly because you know that he loves us with all his heart, to him, we are the most important people he has."

"I know, although he has to understand that his actions also have consequences" - Mito answered while narrowing his eyes - "What would you say to him if Tousan did something like this to an innocent boy?"

"I would be angry too, but I wouldn't insult him and I would try to talk things out and try to fix the problem" - replied Kazumi while looking at her twin sister - "After all, Tousan is more experienced than us"

"I hate it when you're right" - muttered Mito as she walked to the hut they had erected to rest and laid Miroku, who was unconscious - "I guess I let my explosive personality get the best of me..."

"Well, you've always been the one who has the easiest time expressing your emotions out of all of us" - Kazumi said with a small smile.

"And you've always been the calmest and most methodical" - replied Mito while shaking her head - "That's what makes us a good team, I guess..."

"Exactly, you complement my faults and I control your impulses" - smiled Kazumi as the two sisters started laughing - "Anyway, do you want to go talk with Tousan?"

"Yes, by the way I'm going to apologize after hearing his apology" - said Mito as she crossed her arms.

"What if he doesn't apologize?" - Kazumi asked while raising an eyebrow.

"We both know that's impossible" - snorted Mito while shaking her head - "Tousan is stubborn and overprotective, nevertheless, he knows when to apologize if he makes a mistake."

"You're right" - nodded Kazumi with a small smile - "Oh, and speak of the devil."

"Tousan" - said Mito as she narrowed her eyes as she saw her father arrive next to her mother.

"Listen, I want to apologize before we start talking" - Kurama said as he let out a heavy sigh - "Let's just say I got carried away when I heard that boy wasn't interested in my princess after everything we had heard from your sister"

"I know, later I'll have a long talk with that idiot" - Mito snorted while shaking her head, although she quickly calmed down - "Listen, Tousan, I can put myself in your shoes and understand why you did such a stupid thing, because I wouldn't like my daughter to date a pervert who can't keep his pants in the right place either, but that doesn't mean you have to act like an overprotective and irate idiot"

"You're right, it's just that for me, you guys are the most important thing I have besides my beautiful wives" - said Kurama while hugging his daughters - "The moment something threatens your safety, I go into father bear mode and try to do everything I can to keep you safe, even if that ends up restricting your decisions, the worst thing is that I'm aware that's not right because I'm taking away your chances of maturing, but it's something I can't help but do"