New Sensations

"What the fuck is this disgusting taste?" - Head pounding, body screaming in pain like I just survived parachuting without the parachute. Paired with a mouth full of something extremely unpleasant my eyes slowly flickered open. Instantly I start gagging and sat up so quickly I didn't notice the huge fucking tree behind me and instantly the pain I felt easily doubled. I couldn't tell if I should be relieved I feel pain or not but regardless the next few minutes were spent spitting what turned out to be mud out of my mouth accompanied by rocking back and forth saying every curse word I could think of. What the hell is going on, all I remember is the fireworks and then...falling, oh shit that's right I jumped off, I actually did it. A sudden realization hit that I shouldn't be alive sending an extremely unpleasant shock down my body and instantly I shot up with a cold sweat trickling down my spine. Trying to somewhat take my mind of that thought I attempted to take an account of any injuries I could see and feel, then slowly tried to catch my bearings on where exactly I was. Out in the distance it looked like there may be a a dozen or buildings grouped together but honestly they looked more part of the ground than anything. Albeit it was better than what immediately surrounded me as all I saw were trees, a muddy road (yeah we've met, horrible kisser) and just a single behemoth of a cow, which honestly seemed to be giving me the evil eye the whole fucking time but I shook it off as just my head being dizzy. I also noticed I didn't have any shoes on and although it felt decently warm outside I was a little concerned by the shorts and t-shirt I was wearing as I didn't know what I'd do if the weather turned south. Nevertheless seeing little the way of options I just said sighed deeply, said fuck it, and started walking towards the buildings on the horizon. Not really sure how I got here or where exactly I am one thing was for sure, I sucked at dying.