Straw is crazy too

Xiao Luo and his girlfriend had been in love with each other for four years when she proposed a break up. Because of this, Xiao Luo sped his car in the night and ended up in a car accident. But it was a blessing in disguise as he unexpectedly fused with a high tech system that originated from a universe hundreds of billions of light years away. From this moment on, the entire world started to run amok.....

The Genius System Without Equal

"Big Boss, where have you been lately?"

After all the other key employees of the company had left the conference room, Luo Qi quickly got to work. Although she was the head of the creative design department, she dressed like a young girl. When she winked with her beautiful eyes, she looked as lively as a 17- or 18-year-old girl.

"President Xiao went to bathe himself in urine!" Zhang Dashan joked.

Luo Qi, Li Zimeng, and Lin Chongdong were all stunned. They knew what a bath was, but bathing in urine? What did that even mean? Thinking of what they seen meant, they were disgusted.

Xiao Luo gave Zhang Dashan a menacing glare. She thought, What the heck is this fella trying to do?

Zhang Dashan awkwardly stuttered a few nonsense words before finally saying, "Not bathing in urine but hitting on a girl [1]. I twisted my tongue just now and mispronounced it."

Goddess Su