Straw is crazy too

Xiao Luo and his girlfriend had been in love with each other for four years when she proposed a break up. Because of this, Xiao Luo sped his car in the night and ended up in a car accident. But it was a blessing in disguise as he unexpectedly fused with a high tech system that originated from a universe hundreds of billions of light years away. From this moment on, the entire world started to run amok.....

The Genius System Without Equal

The investigating police officer pointed at Zhang Dashan furiously and roared, "I'd have bought that sh*t if I didn't see you with your pants down!"

"D*mnit, Mr. Officer, can't you just respect me a little? I poured my heart and soul into putting up this performance, can't you just take me for my word?" Zhang Dashan said, "Besides, the young lady is struggling to survive in society and this way we are reducing the rate of rape cases. So, don't you think that it's understandable as long as they're not forced into it? Wouldn't it be good if we all just looked the other way and build a harmonious and civilized society?"

The police officer slammed down on the table with a heavy, open palm. He roared, "I've had enough of you trying to talk your way out of this. You better come clean now, or it'll be more than just detention and a hefty fine you'll have to deal with!"

"You're impossible to reason with."

Holy Sh*t