SperedNovel

A painter named Yarold loves to paint more than anything else does in the world.
The problem? He had already painted all the places he thought were interesting. He began to look at fantasy works, but this was not enough, he wanted to walk and see those places with his own eyes, it was an impossible dream.
One day he died of a mistake from God.
Yarold's dream of being able to paint all the islands of One Piece was no longer so impossible.

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— This is my first novel.
— My English is bad. English is not my first language.
 — The original work is by Oda.

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One Piece: An Adventure to Paint

History without a logical sense, written only because it is April 1 and I don't want to write a normal chapter. Today I take it easy ^^. As infamous, I consider this chapter not part of the story, but as a weekly chapter. How nice to lounge.


A special meeting between deities is held every April 1.


𝐆𝐨𝐝: "We have a special guest today! Asdrerd!"


𝐀𝐬𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐝: "Hi, I am Asdrerd. The best painter in the universe."


𝗗𝗶𝗼 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼: "KONO DIO DA!"


𝗦𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗼: "Sakamoto Desu Ga?"


𝐀𝐢𝐧𝐳: "Let me introduce myself! I am Ainz Ooal Gown!"


𝗟𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗬𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶: "I am Kira, the god of a new world!"


Light wanted to be the only one to reign over the various worlds, so he wanted to write the names of these people on Death Note +, an enhanced variant of the Death Note. It was enough to write only the name or even a name that someone gave himself. He could kill anyone, gods, undead, immortals, etc.


'Stupid, you revealed your name too lightly!'


He wrote all the names in his new notebook and waited.


[God] - Cause of death = He will no longer be able to speak English.


𝐆𝐨𝐝: "Haaaaaaaa I can't speak more English! Help! I cannot survive without speaking English..."


𝗟𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁: 'The first is gone Hahahahah.'


[Dio] - Cause of death = Scream too loud "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO!"


"JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO!"


[Ainz Ooal Gown] - Cause of death = I don't know, enough that he dies.


𝐀𝐢𝐧𝐳: "What's going on? Forced logout?"


𝗟𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁: 'Now the final blow.'


[Asdrer] - Cause of death = Drowned in painting.


'How is it possible? Even if it is not his real name, it should work. It is a name he gave himself.'


Light thought, looking at the novice in front of him.


𝗟𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁: "Sorry ASDRERD, could you give me your name back?"


𝐀𝐬𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐝: "Asdrerd."


'Ah, sucker! Now that I hear your name better, I cannot go wrong anymore.'


[Asdrird] - Cause of death = Drowned in expired painting.


'Twice more and the book will have no more effect.'


[Asrerd] - Cause of death = Die Die Die Die Die.


'Couldn't he have chosen a simpler name?'


"Ryuk give me the eyes of the Shinigami!"


"Hahaha okay, you've finally made up your mind," Ryuk said.


Light laughed. Now he could see Asdrerd's name.


[Asdred] - Cause of death = Suicide in a paint tub due to an impractical name.


"I will finally become the only god to rule over all worlds!                                 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"


Moral of the story = Give your children an impossible name. The reason is simple; he will never go to jail since they will not want to write his name on the documents. He cannot get confused when he walks on the street and hears his name, he is sure to be him. There are endless reasons...


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