-20- Promotions and Prisons

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my OC

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Rose"I am saying you can't build it like this it's too complex for it to work independently or you need to..."

Jacob"Turn it into core functions and somehow make a sacred gear out of it"

Rose"Yeah.. which is really hard maybe we should get help from Azazel on how to merge this seed with artificial sacred gears"

Jacob"*Groans* Why have you forsaken me G.O.D."

Rose"Dear he's dead"

Jacob"Right i keep forgetting, let's put this away for now didn't you say we were going to 100 Yen shop"

Rose"YES i found it yesterday and it's glorious!"

It's been sometime after we came back from Kyoto, there's a rating game coming up for Rias by extension Rose so i am trying to get her mind off she was upset that she barely held people back during the Kyoto incident (Hope this won't become a trend) so we are shopping and roaming around the town.

Rose"Jack ever thought about getting a harem ?"

Jacob"Nope! I know it's common around supernaturals but doesn't feel right to me"

Rose"Even if i am okay with it ? how many women would you get then ?"

Jacob"Maybe another but not guaranteed"

Rose"It's okay i don't mind"

Jacob"What brought this up"

Rose"I may be in need of help in bedroom?"

Jacob"Sorry, i'll handle it and couldn't you say this first ?"

Rose"I'm never getting advise from those girls again"

God this is awkward.

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Sona"It's a draw, how can it be ?"

Jacob"So close"

Sona"Did you made it like this on purpose sensei ?"

Jacob"No it's a genuine tie"

Sona"Then let's play another match"

*Bell rings*

Jacob"Maybe later"

Unlike the popular belief i am just trying to enjoy chess but her marriage deal gets in the way sigh let's check up Issei and Rias.

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Getting in the ORC i see that everyone is tensed if you ignore the drunk fallen at the table.

After getting their views on their upcoming match and calm down one of Ddraig's mental episodes(Dude is seeing a doctor it's that bad), i go to Azazel to talk about my project, what i am trying to do is basically a watered down TARDIS, now i know time lords grew them but i can make something similar with artificial sacred gears but Azazel doesn't need to know the specifics so i just asked him to make a blank adaptable piece that would accept any core i can place in, he should be able to make it rather fast since it's nothing big for him.

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To the general populace rating games are fun, breath taking, blood boiling, to die for and other word you can use to say they enjoy it but to me it's just not fun nor is it worrying like Gasper just ate shit but i have no feeling of sadness not that i don't care it's just like watching wrestling to me you know they won't die in the end and that somehow takes all the fun away, is that weird ?.

Anyhow Rias win again thanks to Issei ex machina reaching yet another power level and unlocking some other power mode, i can already see this becoming a trend i bet he will have 2-3 more level ups.

After all the fanfare has finished i took my wife back home to nurse her she's not that injured but she slacked on her barriers, i am better off sending her to grandma and let her tortu* teach her from scratch but she has to decide herself.

As i expected she went to Asgard right after she woke up and informed Rias, leaving her mid term papers to me sigh.

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I woke up with a phone call picking up i learned that Azazel brought Ophis to see Issei to ask about why his armor gone crimson instead of red, does that matters ? anyway i was asked to hangout with Vali's group while the rest are taking promotion tests, i am promised samples from Ophis herself one of the strongest beings in creation, so i got up got dressed and went across the street.

Jacob"You guys know that it's weekend and also 7 am in the morning"

Azazel"Have your samples first stop being grumpy also here's the crystals and the artificial sacred gear you asked just blow up yourself"

Jacob"Santa ?"

Azazel"As if now get in"

Getting inside i waved at the rest sat down to listen Ophis talk with the Red team it appears that Issei being abnormal making the gear and Ddraig evolve into something never been seen.

Jacob"Don't forget that breast goddess's blessing that maybe effecting you as well"

Azazel"What do you mean?"

Jacob"Issei squeeze Rias's breasts"

*kyaa(Rias)

*Issei getting visibly powerful while Rias's breasts got smaller in return*

*Mass face palming*

Issei"Nooooooo"

(After calming down Issei)

Azazel"So he can recharge using Rias but is it just her"

Jacob"Maybe since she's the switch maybe he can use his harem as battery later on"

Azazel"Fascinating"

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After sending the ORC to their tests well some of them, me, the rest alongside Vali's group and Ophis went to an nearby hotel to wait for them during that time i started to assemble the pieces of my project it's finally coming together i am so excited.

Ophis"What are you building"

Jacob"Hey Ophis i am trying to build something similar to that blue box you told me about"

Ophis"Are you going to leave too"

Jacob"No it's like better to have one type of thing you never know when would you need a time machine but is there something i can help with"

Ophis"You're about to hatch 1 billion years left i want to see it"

She can tell damn that's long and that's with the blank essence.

Jacob"Sure"

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Issei's group came back it's obvious that they passed it's just middle class test anyway packing my things up i joined the celebration by sitting next to Azazel and drinking.

Azazel"Laws says you can't drink before 21"

Jacob"I am technically Italian"

Azazel"Fair enough it's not like this would get you drunk"

While we were enjoying ourselves my medallion rang.

Jacob"Of course someone will attack let's see who's this time around"

Azazel"*Sigh*Kids attack in coming!"

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Getting out of the hotel just to find empty space was a bit concerning how Ophis didn't sense this or did she ignored it thinking she's strong ?

Looking around i see Cao Cao along with whatever left of his gang man the X shaped scar on his face is awesome that that handsome bastard and he has a different eye, getting in to my sword stance i wait for others to come.

Azazel"Cao Cao again what is it this time"

Cao Cao"I have come to retrieve something but first i have to deal with someone"

He pulled out a ancient looking disk and fired a beam so i put up a barrier which was a mistake, because i found myself getting sucked in the disk.

Cao Cao" Huh i was aiming for the Heavenly Dragons but you'll be okay too enjoy the Timeless Prison Witcher"

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Waking up i found myself in a prison cell with instructions on the wall.

[Welcome to timeless prison, this is a one person hell were time doesn't work the same as outside if you want to get out you can try the diamond(Not really diamond just a very strong crystal) wall and when you get out all of those years you've spent in here will catch up to you so you're dead any way HOW FUN!]

Why is it similar to that one episode Doctor spent 4.5 Billion years to punch a wall ?

Well at least he didn't age 4.5 billion years physically, can i survive a billion using Ophis Mutagen so my mutation would be complete ? we can only find out.

I set up my distillery with samples from Ophis and started to punch the wall i already tried my sword which sits in the corner broken in half *sigh* by the time i punched off a piece of the wall it's even better than the Pure Crystal that Azazel brought so i am going to use this.

Taking the syringe i push it in my arm and get the mutagen going then i passed out.

Waking up all i see is black after a bit of thinking i realize that i am confined in some kind of an egg punching out i get out, now that i look at it it's just soot and dirt what was the word hah impurities.

Flexing myself i realized that i got a complete overhaul in all aspects and i can even feel the time energy in the prison it's getting infuses with the wall and repairing it i don't know who built this prison but they must be crazy, taking my time i built up my prototype mini time travel machine in about a month i have finished merging it with my medallion and soul now it just need some starter juice then it's ready looking at the wall i point my new medallion and watch it as it devours every last bit of energy in the wall making it crumble apart unfortunately this won't stop me aging rapidly once i am out but if my guess is right i should have 11 more lives hahahaha *Evil Cackles* *Coughing*