Watermelon Alien

Tang Hao was an honest man making an honest living, but despite all his honesty and kindness, life often looked the other way. Even when he stood up for a man in the streets, he ended up being beaten to a pulp and the man he stood up for? He disappeared. That left Tang Hao with nothing to prove and a hefty medical bill blowing through his savings. However, while he lay unconscious in the hospital, he could feel a warmth coming from the jade pendent he wore as it began to feed him with a trove of priceless information. Now discharged, and still armed with the same naivety and honesty, what will our village peasant do with this newfound power? Will he go on to conquer the hearts of a hundred women? Will he defeat the mightiest crime lords? Only time will tell, but for now, fate has many whimsical plans for Tang Hao.

The Mightiest Little Peasant

The group of young men looked condescending.

"Don't you know who President Ling is? How ignorant!"

"Someone of his status wouldn't have heard of President Ling before. It's normal that he doesn't know.

After a round of mockery, they resumed their obsessed looks.

"Let me tell you, kid, President Ling is more than 'beautiful.' She's a fairy descended from the heavens. She's unlike any girl of your level," the young man in the blue suit said.

"Ah, President Ling is my goddess!" The bookish-looking gentleman said melodramatically while holding both of his hands over his heart.

"She's that beautiful?" Tang Hao asked.

"You don't say! I met her at the dinner party yesterday, and my heart was captivated at first sight. Cupid's arrow pierced my heart at that instant, and I knew that I've fallen in love and can't get up.

"Ah, shall I compare thee to a summer's day…"

Courting the Beautiful President