Rebirth

'Damn, what a shit movie!' I thought after leaving the theater viewing of Spider-Man Far from Home. 'I mean, you could at least have had him web swing some more! But nooo! We have to go to Europe!' I continue walking out towards the street, 'What was he thinking! Hey, Stark's personal gift for me he entrusted me after death, I'll just give it to this random dude I met 2 days ago even though it has access to even fucking missiles from space! What the Fuck! Dumbass deserves to get exposed!'

I walk into the street and see a truck about to hit me, 'What the hell? I looked both ways!' I noticed there isn't even a driver! The last thing I hear is the horn blaring as the truck smashed into me and all I see is black

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'Where am I....?'

I awoke in a strange place, I can't see anything and all I hear is distorted voices. 'Wait, last thing I remember was that truck that came out of nowhere...did I die?'

I feel intense grief as I will never see my family and friends again. 'Damn....this fucking sucks.' I will never see anyone I loved ever again, my parents and brother...'Well I'll make the best of my new life, for them! I might never see them again but, I'll make them proud!'

I figured out that I am most likely in my new mother's womb. I'm still developing so I am probably gonna be here for a while longer. 'I wonder if I got reincarnated in some fiction world.....heh probably not..'

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'Ugh....I'm so bored' I am almost ready to be born as I am now able to see flashes of light meaning my eyes are more developed, but it's just soooo boring! At least I'm comfortable, hm? What was that? Ew, what's that sound?

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[? POV]

"Ben! I think my water broke!" I look over to my husband while he looks back with a surprised face,

"Then, let's head to the hospital now!"

I head to the car while shaking, 'I'm scared, is it going to be painful?!' We get into the car while Ben starts to drive, it seems he noticed me freaking out and grabbed my hand while giving me a reassuring nod.

'I'm scared but, also excited! I'm going to have a son!'

Ben and I have been trying to have a child for years and it finally worked! I hope everything goes well!

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[MC POV]

'Ewww! What the fuck! It's disgusting!!' My head popped out under my mom and I am just suffering. Not only am I getting squeezed out but I am covered in these nasty juices! Please let this be over soon!

Unfortunately my birthing process took 7 hours! I never want to do that disgusting process again! It was so uncomfortable I was screeching the whole time!

I am now being held by my mother but my vision is too poor to see how she looks, but she seems vaguely familiar. Fortunately, my hearing is slightly better and I can somewhat make out what they're saying,

"...time..of..birth....April...199..."

Hm? I was born in the nineties? Interesting.

"...congratu...mr.....nd....mrs...arker..."

Hm? My parents last name is arker...weird.

Well at least I'm in a normal world.

Well, found out my last name isn't 'Arker' but instead 'Parker' as in Peter 'Parker' I'm fucking Spider-Man's cousin! Holy shit!

My name is Evan Richard Parker and I am the son of Ben and May Parker. I realize the reason my mom looked so familiar was because she looks exactly like Marisa Tomei who played Aunt May in Spider-Man Homecoming! I recognized my Dad too, he looks like the actor Jon Hamm for some reason. I realized I was born before Peter as he was born somewhere around 2001 in the MCU timeline.

Well since my mom looks like her actor it's safe to assume that I am in the MCU, I immediately throw having a normal life out the window as their is no way that will happen. I just got a new life and I already have to deal with so much, make sure Dad doesn't die, the events of the MCU, Loki, Thanos and the rest.

I don't want to sit still and watch as my new family and friends just die while I do nothing. Hell, whose to say this is the same universe and the Avengers still beat Thanos. What if I get snapped or my loved ones do while I'm left behind?

I don't want that to happen so, I guess I'll have to do something about it. They're is lots of ways of that happening but I guess I'll have to wait.

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It has been 4 years since my rebirth and since their has been no visits from the Ancient One I guess I haven't been detected yet or something is protecting me from her radar.

I have had a good childhood so far and my dad is just like comic book Uncle Ben as he always teaches about great power comes with great responsibility then mom will yell at him saying I'm too young to understand what he's talking about.

They treat me well and I have come to think of them as my parents as well. I'll never forget my old ones but it won't stop me from embracing my new ones.

I seem pretty smart for my age and am rather advanced but I don't like to act too out of place and would rather enjoy my childhood as it is now since I'm a few years the world will go to shit.

I don't plan to be power crazy and completely abandon my morals for power but I will at least try to join the Avengers by Endgame after taking the Spider from Peter. Hopefully my backup plan happens but if it doesn't I'm going to have to do this the long way.

It's almost May and I think Peter will be born soon as my Aunt and Uncle have been visiting lately and her pregnancy is well on its way.

I have been doing my best to stay active and run a lot to get myself used to things before I start my actual training and have been studying a lot in secret with my baby brain as I can soak up a lot more knowledge now than later. I first start by learning more languages that I have started to memorize after taking some of my mom's translation dictionaries.

I want to be pretty intelligent so even if I am not super strong I can still join the Avengers and assist them later on.

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Peter was born a couple of days ago and they decided to bring him to visit so me and my parents could see him. He is a chubby little baby and I can see some similarities to Tom Holland. Too bad he is one of the worst Spider-Men welp don't worry too much as I will take over for you.

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Well it has been another year and so and I have begun...kindergarten. Yep, sucks as much as you think it would. I have to sit here while this teacher talks like I'm 5, which I guess I am...all the while the kid next to me chews on his glue stick. Not the best way to live.

Because of the distinct difference in intelligence I am mostly anti-social other than me messing with some of the other kids out of sheer boredom.

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It's been another 4 years and I am now 9 years old as it is the year 2006. Yesterday, my Aunt and Uncle visited to drop off Peter while they seemed a bit distressed and quickly left, hmm...I wonder if they're SHIELD agents in this world? Unfortunately I couldn't do anything as they came late at night and I was already in bed by then. Not that I could even do anything as, what could I do? They wanted to leave to protect Peter and their is nothing I could do to stop them.

I spent the rest of the day with Peter so he could calm down before he finds out they passed away.

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It's been 2 more years and I have turned 11, Peter was devastated after finding about his parents death. We all consoles him until he calmed down and he has been living with us ever since. We have bonded a lot and he has grown on me a lot my own little Tom Holland look a like brother.

Today is the day I start Middle School and I have also asked my Dad for an allowance so I could save up for later when I need it.

I head off on a different bus today and Peter is a bit sad as we no longer ride the same bus and he is on his own. The middle school is much bigger as many other elementary schools go to this middle school, Midtown Middle School.

I sat down on the bus and waited as we proceed to other stops. Soon we were almost to school when we had one more stop and I noticed someone familiar getting on. I watched as a little red-headed girl around my age got on the bus she walked up towards my seat and I instantly recognized her...Mary-Jane Watson.