"Hello" Text Prank

A: "Hello from the Otter Sait."

Otter Sait: "Why are you mentioning my name?".

A: "I must have called a thousand times."

Otter Sait: "No, you haven't called me before."

A: "To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done."

Otter Sait: "Why are you sorry? You haven't done anything!"

A: "But when I call you never seem to be home."

Otter Sait: "Are you stupid or something?"