﻿Jiong Jiong You Yao

At age 3, she knew who she wanted to marry. At age 10, she gave away her first kiss. At age 20, she became his personal bodyguard. For her childhood best friend to still run away after all this, what was the point of her learning marital art all these years? The saddest thing to come out of all this was the fact that she was the one feeling burdened all this time…
Five years later. 
“Mommy! How come I am so cute but I do not have a daddy?”
“How should I know? Go ask your daddy!”
Xia Yuxun watched the newly married couple through the TV screen and answered without looking back. 
Half an hour later, at the live wedding that was being broadcasted, a crying child was grabbing onto the groom’s leg and screaming “daddy”. The man stared at the miniature version of himself and asked, “Where’s your mommy?”
Xia Yuxun, who was watching this live show gulped, “You brat, you are digging your mom a hole!”


There Will Come a Day When You'll Like Me

After Ou Mingxuan hung up the phone, Xia Yuxun only had two thoughts.

The senior sure was valiant. Also, she was dead meat!

"Senior! I have been wronged by you!" Now, Xia Yuxun was truly dark in the face.

Ou Mingxuan pinched her red cheeks, "What do you think we should do then? 'Master, as a servant, I am going to go to you right away'?! Xia Yuxun, please have some grace. Don't act so obsequiously. It devalues yourself!"

Xia Yuxun sat with her legs crossed as she pouted without much energy. Why did Sichen ask to see her right away? What a pickle!

"Senior, I am a weak and tiny Sunflower that grew up from a dark crack in the ground!" Xia Yuxun held a solemn expression.

Ou Mingxuan checked her out from head to toe, "Weak? Tiny? I think you are more malnourished!"

The "sunflower" lowered her head to look at a certain area on her body and her face turned dark.

Xia Yuxun forced herself to get back into it as she spoke more depressing words, "If I've never seen the Sun, then I wouldn't even dream of it. But, now, I cannot spend another day in a sun-less world. I want to spin around him every minute and every second, even though he is so blinding and so far away."

"Bullsh!t! Sunflowers have most of their growth hormones on the backend. Under the sun, the energy stimulates the cells to grow from the back, elongating the flowers, causing them to twist towards the Sun. After the Sun sets, the sunflowers slowly restore to their original position, which is the west. However, once the flower blossoms, they no longer twist and turn and are set to face the west. Xia Yuxun, be scientific and be realistic! Plus, just when are you, a tiny and weak bulb of a flower, planning on blossoming?"

Someone began utilizing his linguistic skill again…

That night, Xia Yuxun laid in bed and opened up her diary.

"Sichen, I have stopped myself from going to see you for so long not because I have forgotten about you, but to give you time. I want you to have the time to miss me. But in the end, it is me who misses you… Sichen, maybe one day, the idiotic Xia Yuxun flower will bloom, and will stop yearning for you…"

Gross! In the end, it was impossible for her to write such cheesy things.

Xia Yuxun drew a large "X" over that paragraph, then began to write angrily:

"Damn you bastard! Who said rabbits don't eat the grass in its nest? I am determined to eat the grass that is you! 10 years of friendship… by three I've known that I wanted to end up with you. By 10, I've given you my first kiss. By 20, I chose to be your, the president's, bodyguard. Even bamboo hobbyhorses can move forward while being stepped on. What the hell am I doing here then! Lucifer Leng Sichen, there will come a day, when I will be the one stepping on you. You will be the one that cries to me and begs me for forgiveness! Ahahahaah!"

Xia Yuxun just finished doodling a comic strip of a collapsed Leng Sichen when her dad Xia Molin's voice arrived, "Yuxun, wash up and sleep!"

Xia Yuxun felt much darkness cloud over her head…

"Oh yay! Hurry! Senior, let's go sing K! I want to sing 'Seven Days, Seven Centuries!'" Though every one of these past seven days was torturous, she still endured! One has to admit that people's potential was limitless.

Xia Yuxun was extremely excited. Yet Ou Mingxuan seemed to be distracted

"Yuxun, something felt wrong these past few days."

Xia Yuxun blinked, "I know! I haven't acted normal lately!"

Ou Mingxuan glared at her, "When have you ever acted normal! I'm not talking about you. I feel like I've been peeped at."

Ou Mingxuan then stood up abruptly. His expression changed, "Yuxun, something urgent came up. I will need to go to France. Be careful by yourself."

Ou Mingxuan's lips curled up, "What is it? Are you unwilling to part with me?"

Unwilling to part with me