The Number One Fortune Teller under the Heavens?  

"Cheh…" There were dismissive boos from all around the restaurant. The nice movie the diners were privy to had ended and it was time to get back to eating and having conversations. Anyone could see that the fair maiden was just too lazy to be calculative towards the burly man. She was afraid of more trouble, so she simply threw a silver ingot at him to get some peace and quiet. What had any of that to do with this cheat here?

 

"Fifty percent off works too," offered the cheat when he saw that no one was paying any attention to him.

 

This time, not even a single person bothered booing him.