Xi Yan

Shen Chen starts living a life of unrestrained indulgence since marrying Shi Yu. The most beautiful lovers’ prattle she has ever heard is "I will punish those whom you have offended." 
Skit: 
“A handsome man delivered a parcel to your wife just now, Sir.” 
The young master acknowledged with a lazy “Mhm.” 
Half an hour later, all courier companies in the city go belly up. 
"Your wife has offended someone, Sir." 
"Mhm." 
Ten minutes later, that person is left to die in a desolate mountain. 


Love You Till the End

"Sigh, it would be nice if it had been six months, but I miscarried at four months..."


"Four months? But before your belly was so big..."


"Carrying twins, of course, it was big!"


"True..." Ye Mei sighed sympathetically, "Hey, don't be too upset, you'll have more kids in the future!"


"Even if you can't conceive, you don't need to worry..."


"Look at how advanced science is now, infertility isn't even considered an illness!"


Shen Cheng: "..." Your mom is the one who's infertile!


"Besides, you can do IVF, artificial insemination, and have three or five at a time, no problem..."


You try carrying five at once! What are you, a damn sow?!


Ye Mei, fueled by alcohol, started gossiping like crazy.


"Let me tell you, a classmate of mine got hit by a mistress while pregnant and miscarried, and for three years she couldn't conceive. Do you know how she finally got pregnant?"


"She got pregnant after taking a home remedy!"


"Do you know what the remedy was? It was a rat!"


Chapter 31: Your Mom Is Not Infertile!