Humans Done Started Something

A demon stood in the way of Kai. She was a woman wearing all black. She had long hair and red and black eyes.

???: Another human made it into Hell? Finally. I will bathe in your blood!

Kai: Doubt it.

???: But are you really human? Someone lies within you. Something else.

Kai: Don't ask so many questions. Move. Or I'll make you.

???: You really are starting to gain a name in Hell. Even Beelzebub knows you. Just know, you will die to Akuma Bhuta! Former ruler of Hell's West kingdom!

Kai: You must be former ruler for a reason.

Akuma: You will feel pain for disrespecting me!

Kai: Bring it on!

Kai brings out his staff, and Akuma holds out her hand. A staff made out of fire appears in Akuma's hand. They both charge at each other, and their staffs crack as they slam together. Loud booming cracks can be heard for miles like thunder. Kai swings his staff down to hit Akuma's feet. Akuma jumped into the air and kicked Kai backward.

Kai(in head): She can create weapons at will. Good to know.

Kai swung his staff at Akuma's face. She dodged under and elbowed Kai in the stomach. And stabbed her hand right through Kai. Kai spit up blood and dropped his staff. Akuma rolled back and made a sword out of fire. And cut Kai in half at the torso.

Kai (in head): Beast!

Kai's eyes changed color. And he regenerated in mere seconds.

Kai: I could get used to this.

Akuma was walking away. Kai concentrated and teleported in front of her. He swung with his staff. She teleported in front of him and slit his throat.

Akuma: Maybe this time I'll take your head.

Kai: Try me.

Kai swung his staff high. Akuma dodged under and came in towards Kai. Just to be hit back with a kick. This time she went flying backward. She shot energy blasts out of her eyes. Kai dodged under and leg sweeped her. She got up. About to swing her sword. But she realized it was absent. Kai came up behind and stabbed her through the back.

Akuma: It'll take more than that!

Akuma did a flip over Kai. As she did Kai grabbed the sword in the air and held on for dear life. Akuma was cut in half.

Kai: Stay down. I have things to do.

Akuma: Oh you'll hear from Beelzebub. You will!

Kai: I thought you were former ruler. Wouldn't you hate him?

Akuma's body started to regenerate.

Akuma: He proved he was stronger than me. That's how you gain status here. I can do nothing but serve his brilliance. And prove my power once and for all.

The bloody sword disappears as Akuma walks away. Kai picks up his staff, and starts making his way to the east kingdom. He sees small walls with an entrance way. He walks in to see many humans training in their backyards.

Kai(In Head): What's going on here?

Two guards walk up to Kai.

Guard: You're no human!

Kai: Yes I am.

Guard: Prove it! Die and come back!

Kai: That seems like a whole lot to do on the spot.

Kai gets handcuffed by a third guard that was behind him.

Kai: The guard that's behind me needs some stealth lessons. He sounds like an elephant stomping around.

Guard: Shut up prisoner!

Kai sounds very unenthusiastic.

Kai: No, don't bring me to jail.

Guard: You're not going to jail yet. The king decides what happens to you!

The guards lead Kai to the kingdom, and to the throne room. On the throne sits a fat human. He's wearing a brown shirt that says "Why try harder when I am already #1?" Then he has cop glasses on, and a pair of jeans. His hair is short and blond. He stares down at Kai while eating chips unnecessarily loud.

Guard: King Mammon, we found this demon walking around posing as a human. What should we do with him?

Mammon: I don't know? Does he taste good?

Guard: We haven't tasted him yet sir.

Mammon: Mystery flavor?!

Kai: You cannibal.

Mammon: No, you're a demon. I'm not a cannibal! I'm hungry!

Kai: Obviously you're hungry you fat bastard! You could eat a whole kingdom, and I'm not a demon!

Mammon: You sure? What percent sure?

Kai: Somewhere between 100 and 110%.

Mammon: That's pretty sure. Do you have any food to prove your innocence?

Kai: No, why would I have food?!

Mammon: Looking pretty guilty to me.

Kai: This court system is rigged!

Mammon: Are you saying you wouldn't bribe a judge?!

Kai: Yeah.

Mammon: Pitiful! Through him in the dungeon for… 45 years!

Guard: 45 years?

Mammon: Your right, 46 years! Pleasure doing business with you.

Kai: This wasn't a business transaction!

Mammon: Yeah, because your broke ass didn't have food!

Kai: Fair enough.

Two men drop through the windows on the ceiling.

Kai: Jaik?!

Jaik shoots two arrows that kill the two guards. Then the other guy grabs Kai, and flies Kai out of there. More guards run in, and Jaik shoots a few more of them down before shooting a grappling arrow. Jaik grapples away. The three of them are running across the roof of the kingdom. Kai breaks out of the handcuffs easily. Kai looks at the guy he doesn't remember. The guy has short brown hair with a grey stripe in it, and long brown hair containing little grey. He is wearing a ripped costume. The costume has black on the chest and shoulders with an M on it. The rest of the suit is white with a gold belt and gauntlets. He has black boots with gold rims, and a cape with a black outside and gold inside. They all stop running after a few minutes.

Jaik: Kai this is Mr.Untouchable. Mr.Untouchable this is Kai.

Kai shakes hands with Mr.Untouchable.

Mr.Untouchable: Call me James.

Kai: Why did you two help me?

Jaik: We helped you because we need your help.

Kai: Huh?

James: The humans are going to start a war against the demons.

Kai: No, if they do that all the humans will be taken as food. Why would Mammon even do that?

James: He thinks that because he has great numbers he can kill them off.

Kai: Beelzebub will eat them like snacks.

Jaik: I'm going to take out Mammon, but we need help to get the resource to make it.

Kai: Is that an adventure I hear?

Jaik: Yup, now follow me.

They make their way down the palace, and out of the kingdom. Once they get out of the kingdom they go to a little camp they have set up. They start eating some food they have laying around, and Jaik leaves to go get some more arrows.

Kai: I know why Jaik is here. He did some bad things in the past, but he's a good man now. Why are you in Hell James?

James: I didn't go to Hell after I died. I went to Heaven, but I hated it there. Everyone acted like it was perfect. Angels are like guides. They act nice to humans because they look down on you. People just live the same way they did on earth, but instead they don't have to pay for anything. They just live out their perfect lives. I was born to help people. So I escaped Heaven and came here. I have helped save demons and humans. I do a lot of good here, and even if people might see it as horrible. I wouldn't live out my days any other way.

Kai: Spoken like a true hero.

Jaik walks back in the room.

Jaik: It's time to go!

They all start traveling through geyser territory. Every once in a while a geyser will explode. They make their way to rocks that are in a spiked pattern.

Kai: Where are we?

Jaik: The spiked gate rocks. We need a piece of the rock for an arrow, but…

Kai: There's a monster that guards it.

Jaik: Look at you finishing my sentences.

Kai sighs and walks off into the rocky area. All of the sudden he hears breathing, and moving, but his eyes don't see anything. Then one of the rocks seems to get taller and taller. Then the rock stars have lines through it that glow red. Soon Kai can make out its shape. He sees that a rock dragon is standing before him.

Kai: Hi.

The rock dragon roars.