I just wanted a vacation

Finally. I was able to get a couple of weeks off after finishing all of my missions. It would be my first vacation in a year. My agency kept on piling loads of work on my back, and the amount of people I had to save and kill were increasing. But I loved my work. Now, I was able to go to the trip to Bali. My muscles were getting too sore from all of that running.

I am at the airport with my disguise on since they are many people wanting to kill me. I decided to reward myself with a drink or two since I have a strong tolerance for alcohol. It can't hurt me, right? That's what I thought. As I began to walk away from the bar, I felt like I needed to throw up so I ran to the bathroom. Weird. I don't think I ate anything that was expired today. As I walk into the restroom, I start to lose consciousness. Damn...I've been sedated. I didn't even realize that something was wrong with my drink nor that someone has been following me. Before I completely black out, I see two black figures.

I wake up...on an airplane.

Oh good, I must've been dreaming and am now on my way to Bali.

Wrong! Oh how completely wrong I am. I close my eyes as I realize I am tied to a chair and there are people who I've never seen around me. I wonder what powerful figure dared to disrupt my precious vacation. Who has kidnapped me? I don't think I've off need anyone too powerful recently, but the people who sedated me must've been very skilled. Good assassins like me can hide their presence very well, so well that even other assassins can't detect their slightest movement. I can usually notice other assassins, but whatever drug they've fed me must've blocked my senses. I listen in to the conversation the group of people around me are having.

"Boss is going to be so happy"

"Yeah, we finally got the toy he wanted. Ri Xiaoyin is a big catch. Some superstar she is...but sadly boss will throw her away once he's done with her. Poor girl. Funny how she acted like she didn't like him, but we know she just wanted to play a game of chase with him, and boss found it interesting. He likes being the tiger. Ahhh...all the girls leave the island in tears. Boss is too cold. He usually doesn't even touch the girl. He spends a day observing her beautiful face and then decides wether or not to keep her for another week."

What the hell...Ri Xiaoyin who? I'm Li HanJian. Ahhhhhh! They must've mistaken me for that dumb singer who's probably slept with half the entertainment industry. Shoot. I think those people mistook me for her. My blonde wig matches her hair, and I guess my disguise makeup kind of looks like her. No wonder many people at the airport were looking at me in disgust and awe. But at least they don't know who I really am. Seems likely they might be smart in martial arts but are too dumb at recognizing people. I hope that once they realize I'm not Xiaoyin, they will let me leave. I'm really too tired to fight right now.

"Yeah, boss barely sleeps with girls...unless one really interest him. He has his standards."

"Are you saying boss is impotent? Don't let him catch you implying that."

"No, of course not. I would never offend boss. He could sleep with any girl he likes, but he just chooses not to."

"I heard it's because his parents had a lovable marriage, so he wants to be like them. He's always looking for the prettiest girls but they always turn out to have rotten personalities."

Seems like whoever their boss is likes playing games with girl's hearts. Ahh, I bet he's actually gay and is putting up a front in front of his subordinates. Haha. He probably picks beautiful girls to accompany him just for the public to not misunderstand his orientation. Thank god I have makeup in my pocket. I can disguise myself as a girl who usually doesn't fit guy's high standards. My natural beauty isn't the best either, but there's been times where weird tycoons thought of me as a goddess. Better avoid that. Rather be safe than sorry.

Seems like the people's conversation is too boring. Boss did this. Boss did that. Not very interesting for my ears to listen to. I choose to get my beauty sleep until we arrive at the destination. This is my vacation, better save my energy up in case I have to argue with someone about me not being Ri Xiaoyin.

A couple of hours later I wake up as I feel the plane has stopped. I dare not to open my eyes or they will discover that their drugs didn't affect me very much, and that will cause suspicion. I feel myself getting carried a bit too roughly for my liking, but I can't complain. I stay as silent as a dead person.

They've been carrying me for quite a while now. The air seems different and I know we are somewhere on a tropical island. How I wish I could be in Bali right now, enjoying a Margarita on the beach. These damn people not checking if I was for sure Ri Xiaoyan...Xiaoyin, whatever that girl's name is.

Oof...someone bumps into the two people carrying me. They seem to get off balance and someone steps on my hair.

The wig flies off.

Uhhh ohh.

I didn't want to be discovered this soon.