This is the Womb??

Author note: Hey everyone. I know it's been a while since I last updated, but I'm happy to announce that my fanfic is no longer on hiatus. This is a relatively short chapter, sorry about that, but soon I should be uploading larger chapters and better hopefully. My upload rate will likely be pretty slow for a while, but should also hopefully improve. Have a good day and enjoy my chapter. :-D

In the womb:

'I never once thought I would feel so relaxed. Ever. It's dark and my eyes aren't developed yet it seems. Though I'm getting sleepy again. I think I'll sleep for a bit.'

Two months later:

'This is... too much for me. The comfort is overwhelming. It's making me panic, and I'm not sure what to do. It's hard, but I've been slowly adapting to allowing myself to relax in here. The amount of love I can feel is simply suffocating. From what I've analyzed, I became conscious at the two month mark after the neural tube and spinal cord were developed. That means that I'm at month four of the pregnancy. My body, fingers, toes, facial structure, etc. are all fully developed.'

A few days later his mother is at the doctor because her child is developed enough to discern gender and other details about the child. As the ultra sound is starting;

'What is that? Something is rubbing against the womb.... An ultra sound? Considering the second trimester is usually when that becomes possible, it's what makes the most sense. I guess that means they're looking at me. Should I mess with their heads?'

As they're looking at the monitor, the see his face with a smile on it. Then they see his hand giving them the middle finger and are stunned silent before laughing for a while.

One month later:

'I'm beginning to develop muscle and can move around a good amount. I've started to purposely move and create a commotion every single time my dad even TRIES to have sex with my mom. I haven't let him do it once. It's honestly fun.'

'Other than that, hair has started to grow on my head. Just that soft protective stuff that's shed about a week after birth. I think it's called lanugo. I don't know for sure, it's been a... few years since I last read that article on fetal development. My skin has also started to cover in this protective whitish coating called vernix caseosa. It should shed just before birth, but it's honestly kinda annoying to deal with. It feels weird. Luckily I should be born in about four months.'

Another month later:

'My eyes have started to open. I can't see much, but my skin started to turn reddish and wrinkled. This whole "In the womb thing" is honestly both comforting and annoying. Month six. Let's hope I don't have to deal with it much longer.'

Another two months later:

'I'm officially in the third trimester and fat has started to develop quickly. But... something's wrong. For the past two months I've felt my mother getting weaker. I've been absorbing some kind of energy rapidly, and I think it's my mother's life force. Is this what that fucking goddess meant? Am I going to wind up killing my mother by absorbing her life force? Why?! I swear on everything I am that I WILL kill that goddess if my speculation is true!!'

One and a half months later:

'Most of the amniotic fluid has gone and I'm not able to move much anymore. I'm could be born at any day now.' At the end of his thought, suddenly all the liquid drained from the womb. His mother's water had broke and he knew he it was time.