The Boy Who Tread Across the Sky

This story changed my life. Before reading, my ex-wife Sharon has left me and took the children and the plates, forks and knives. I was very depressed. For my plates, of course! I swore to myself, I am going to beat the s**t out of her, I am going to beat the s**t out of her! But I never got the courage to do so. I was looking for meaning in my life, until I went on the app Discord, and saw a new status from Hermes! It was a link so I opened it in my web browser, and I read this book. After reading I felt amazing. I am no longer depressed! Reading that book also made no longer scared of dealing with Sharon. I took the only thing left in the kitchen that she didn't take, the spoons and I opened the tracker app on my phone that I secretly installed on Sharon's phone before and I drove my 2008 Toyota Yaris to her apartment, driving straight through the balcony since she was at ground floor. I then got my spoons out and started beating her with the shiny part of the spoon. This is for taking my plates, and my forks and knives! Oh and those fat children too. I then retook ownership of my silverware and children. My life is no longer a mess anymore with Sharon out of my life. I wouldn't have got the courage to do all that if I hadn't read the book from Hermes The Almighty God. Thank you, Hermes! You changed my life!