Genesis 6

1 When memers began to multiply on the surface of the ground, and gamergirls were born to them,

2 Shrek's memers saw that memers's daughters were beautiful, and they took any that they wanted for themselves as wives.

3 Shrek said, "My Spirit will not strive with the memers forever, because they are also flesh; so their days will be one hundred twenty years."

4 The Nephilim were in the earth in those days, and also after that, when Shrek's sons came in to memers's daughters and had children with them. Those were the mighty memers who were of old, memers of renown.

5 Shrek saw that the wickedness of memers was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of memers' heart was continually only evil.

6 Shrek was sorry that he had made memers on the earth, and it grieved him in his heart.

7 Shrek said, "I will destroy the memers whom I have created from the surface of the ground—memers, along with all memes, for I am sorry that I have made them."

8 But Noah found favor in Shrek's eyes.

9 This is the history of the generations of Noah: Noah was a righteous memer, blameless among the people of his time. Noah walked with Shrek.

10 Noah became the father of three memers: Shemale, Hamburger[1], and Japheth.

11 The earth was corrupt before Shrek, and the earth was filled with violence.

12 Shrek saw the earth, and saw that it was corrupt, for all flesh had corrupted their way on the earth.

13 Shrek said to Noah, "I will bring an end to all memes, for the earth is filled with game ending through them. Behold, I will game end them and the earth.

14 Make a ship of meme wood. You shall make rooms in the ship, and shall seal it inside and outside with pitch.

15 This is how you shall make it. The length of the ship shall be three hundred blocks[2] its width fifty blocks, and its height thirty blocks.

16 You shall make a roof in the ship, and you shall finish it to a block upward. You shall set the door of the ship in its side. You shall make it with lower, second, and third levels.

17 I, even I, do bring the flood of waters on this earth, to destroy all flesh having the breath of life from under the sky. Everything that is in the earth will be game ended.

18 But I will establish my covenant with you. You shall come into the ship, you, your sons, your wife, and your sons' wives with you.

19 Of every meme, you shall bring two of every sort into the ship, to keep them alive with you. They shall be memers and gamergirls.

20 Of the flying memes after their kind, of the memes after their kind, of every creeping meme of the ground after its kind, two of every sort will come to you, to keep them alive.

21 Take with you of all memes that are eaten, and gather it to yourself; and it will be for food for you, and for them."

22 Thus Noah did. He did all that Shrek commanded him.

[1] HAMBURGER

[2] Minecraft blocks are 1m³