Genesis 8

1 Shrek remembered Noah, all the memes, that were with him in the ship; and Shrek made a wind to pass over the earth. The bathwaters subsided.

2 The deep's fountains and the sky's windows were also stopped, and the rain from the sky was restrained.

3 The bathwaters continually receded from the earth. After the end of one hundred fifty days the bathwaters decreased.

4 The ship rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, on wikiHow's mountains.

5 The bathwaters receded continually until the tenth month. In the tenth month, on the first day of the month, the tops of the mountains were visible.

6 At the end of forty days, Noah opened the window of the ship which he had made,

7 and he sent out a meme. It went back and forth, until the bathwaters were dried up from the earth.

8 He himself sent out a another meme to see if the bathwaters were abated from the surface of the ground,

9 but the meme found no place, and it returned to him into the ship, for the bathwaters were on the surface of the whole earth. He put out his hand, and took it, and brought it to him into the ship.

10 He waited yet another seven days; and again he sent the meme out of the ship.

11 The meme came back to him at evening and, behold, in it's mouth was a freshly plucked meme. So Noah knew that the bathwaters were abated from the earth.

12 He waited yet another seven days, and sent out the meme; and it didn't return to him anymore.

13 In the six hundred first year, in the first month, the first day of the month, the bathwaters were dried up from the earth. Noah removed the covering of the ship, and looked. He saw that the surface of the ground was dried.

14 In the second month, on the twenty-seventh day of the month, the earth was dry.

15 Shrek spoke to Noah, saying,

16 "Go out of the ship, you, and your wife, and your sons, and your sons' wives with you.

17 Bring out with you every meme that is with you, that they may breed abundantly in the earth, and be fruitful, and multiply on the earth."

18 Noah went out, with his sons, his wife, and his sons' wives with him.

19 Every meme, after their families, went out of the ship.

20 Noah built an altar to Shrek, and took of every clean meme, offered burnt offerings on the altar.

21 Shrek smelled the pleasant aroma. Shrek said in his heart, "I will not again curse the ground any more for memer's sake because the imagination of memer's heart is evil from his youth. I will never again strike every meme, as I have done.

22 While the earth remains, meme time and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night will not cease."