Waking Up

"Transportation complete. Please follow along through the tutorial."

Su Yang woke up in a daze, wondering what exactly had happened, where he was, and why he wasn't covered in shit. When he came to, he noticed that his movements were restricted. For our poor male lead, one who had just recently been devoid of life, he was in a state of panic. But it was weird. Why was he restricted if there were no restraints on him?

Taking a closer look at his body, he noticed that it wasn't the same. Even though his face was truly godlike in his life before, his body was something to laugh about, as the constant act of sitting on a chair or couch all day, with the least amount of physical movement, lead Su Yang's body to become somewhat similar to a giant plush toy.

However, what he saw now was startling, as he noticed how fit he looked now. He didn't understand. "sigh. What. The fuck. Is going. On?" He wasn't screaming. He wasn't shouting. He just whispered. Hell, even if he did want to, he couldn't do so as his vocal cords felt as dry as the desert, and his tongue sang of fire and pain.

As he laughed at his new state and his lack of freedom, he noticed something that completely petrified him, and his smile was wiped clean off. While his body was truly restrained, his neck and eyes were still free so that he could look at his current situation.

And when he surveyed his surroundings, he came across the dead body to his left, decomposed; a yellow liquid slowly oozed out of the rotting corpse, the flesh decaying.

He struggled and struggled with a burning urge to be free. His blood pressure was on a steady rise as his face turned red and contorted with fear and despair. It reached a new high as he noticed a needle being inserted into his throat.

Su Yang, terrified and exhausted, was only able to question the meaning behind the foreign object before it began pumping its unknown substance.

He slowly lost consciousness, but before his mind slipped away, he saw people walk in the room, one who looked like a doctor of some kind, in a stained red lab coat; A figure most men would call alluring, while the other's appearance startled him. He was looking at his ex-wife, clad in black armor, looking as ridiculous as an imperial stormtrooper.

His world then became black, yet he still managed to linger there to hear what the two ladies would say.

"So, how is he? Give me some info on him."

The doctor lady responded quickly yet calmly to what appeared to be her chief in command, "He is now stable, Ms. Yaou. Test subject 1-2-0-4; the name is Liu Wei, a specimen for this project. He is also known as The Womanizing PlayBoy, The Man Of Otherworldly Pleasure, and last but not least, Harem God. After his forced participation and isolation for 5 years, ever since it first started in year 927 ASC, he was the last to survive, with the rest clearly dead. He has managed to reach a new level, one we've failed on countless times before. With this, we might be able to progress to the next stage of our plan."

"Good. That is great. Ms. Yuri, you are to continue as you please."

"I will do as you say."

Ms. Yaou, the beautiful woman who had an uncanny similarity to Su Yang's ex-wife, now came upon him, closely examining his state, her eyes dreamily gazing over him. A care for him could also be noticed. Su Yang would've noticed a smile, maybe even hear her whisper, but he was already long gone, and no longer could he observe the place he was now in.

* * *

Su Yang woke up with a start.

"What the fuck was that?!"

"Calm down."

There it was again—that voice.

"What the fuck did you just say?! Do you know what just happened to me?! No, wait, when I think about it, you probably do!! What did you mean by tutorial?!!? Answ..."

Before Su Yang could continue his rant, he was shocked by a surge of electricity. A needle, slightly different from before, yet just as mysterious, appeared from thin air. It, like its predecessor, also injected a foreign substance into Su.

"Wha...?!?"

Before he realized it, he became calm.

"What is this?"

"It is a strong sedative, one meant to calm your nerves. A side effect may be a high increase in testosterone." There was that chillingly calm voice again. Su Yang was shocked, and he couldn't help but think, "Just who was that? What did it want from me?"

"Answer me, god damn it! Who ar...?!"

"Before responding, I still would appreciate it if you could calm down. A sentient artificial intelligence such as me still has a limit in their patience. First off, let's start with where you are. Currently, you are in a game you have spent hours on. Yes, you have been isekaied into this realm. Yes, your situation is also similar to the Legendary Mechanic, or who you know as Han Xiao. This game is the one you called WarZ Aw...."

"Then what was my ex-wife doing in there?! Are you really expecting me to believe something as stupid as that you fuckwit?! You know, for a supposed sentient being, you really are dull, aren't yo..?!"

Again, for the third time before he was transported elsewhere, another shot appeared out of nowhere, except this time, it was similar to the first one. For the second time in his life, Su Yang was again losing consciousness because of this mysterious needle.

"As I said before, I really am a sentient being. Also, the fact that you are in a different world is reasonable, no? You wake up, you are in an unknown situation, and now, you have seen things materializing out of thin air for the third time today. Realize your current state. You should know better than to simply play as ignorant. In the first place, you are here because you yourself said you didn't have a meaning in the previous world. You will now go to sleep. Once you are ready, I will reawaken you from your deep sleep to have a proper discussion. I don't want to listen to a man child ramble on like an idiot after all. I can't waste my time like that."

Though Su Yang shivered from this person's words, he couldn't help but have the last word, "You really are a smart mouth, eh? You sneaky son of a bitch." His world was slowly going black, but instead of another snarky reply, he heard laughter.

"Hahahahahahaaaaa!!!! Oohhaahhahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! You know, ha, that, ha, you really are funny, hahahaaa. I'm not even human in the first place! On top of that, I consider myself a female you dog. Haha. Haha. Hahahahahaaaaaaaa...."

At this point, Su Yang was at his limit, and all he could do was think amusingly to himself, "Really. What the fuck...."

Su Yang was now fast asleep, still unaware of the dangerous things that would be in his path, starting from here. That was still a little way into the future, though, and a more pressing matter would soon be discovered.