Become the Best! Get Tortured?? ----- Chapter 3
+So , all knowing system what exactly does this -Cleaner- Job do that can benefit my life +
{This V--- System can tell you what you want to know but isn't there something else you should be worrying about , such as your status? Your Level ? You Class Rank ? Or would you like me to entertain your puny little mind ?}
When I read all the books about the 'Board Users ' and all those Novels about this . Not once did I see such a rude , condescending System! Usually it should be one of those squeaky voiced girl that says weird things!
All the 'Board Users' all had those but why did I have a f***ing s**thead as my system that only knows how to curse?
Well that for now did not matter . Because I have to learn my status . Apparently , Every one starts off with at least 10 in each stat.
Astro - 'Status!'
{ Opening Status Menu }
{Title : No Luck King
{ Name : Astro Kaleel
{ Lvl : 2 ( 34/150 )
{HP:55,950/56,000
{
{Vit 56,000
{ Luck 56,000 ?
{Stre 3
{Charis 1
{ Dext : 5
{Mana : 0
{End : 2
+Title Bonus +
- 5,000x Exp On Undead
- Summon the Dead
- Lower leveled people instantly are submissive no matter the personality
-+56,000 Stat on Vital and Luck?
When My status had finished loading I had already reached home so I decided to lie down on my make shift bed that I got from a yard sale . I heard the sellers saying there son had pissed all over the little rug and pillow I got.
It made me disgusted so I traded it with a local pedophile . He happily accepted it and gave me a make shift bed .
I lied down on the bed and then looked at my stats. What Really was eye catching to me was the -No Luck King- Title it gave me so much buffs like 56,000 Luck but it also had a question mark on the end of it so I asked the system about it...
+System why is there a ? At the end of my luck?+
{ Ugh Such a moany human }
{ Contacting Main System }
{•••}
{Main System Has told me it is a glitch}
{ Remove Luck stat Completely }
~Removing Luck Stat~
~•••••~
~ Luck Stat Removed ✓~
{ Generating new status 'Board' }
{•••}
{ Opening Status Menu }
{Title : No Luck King
{ Name : Astro Kaleel
{ Lvl : 2 ( 34/150 )
{HP:55,950/56,000
{
{Vit 56,000
{ Luck ( N/A)
{Stre 3
{Charis 1
{ Dext : 5
{Mana : 0
{End : 2
{Before you say anything puny human hurry up and finish your Quest or there will be repercussions . And they are severe ones at that}
+ How do I Look At The Quest+
Whenever read the books it always said that the only Board was Status and it could be activated by saying status Aloud. But never Once had I heard about a Quest Board.
{ Stupid Human ,Cant You Figure It Out It Is So Easy to figure out are you mentally challenged}
Realising that I can't fight verbally very well and this f**ked up system keeps sending out curses at me . I say what would be logical,
Astro : Quest?
{ Quest Board , Now Opening}
{•••}
{Quest Board Open}
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~~~~Quest Board ~~~~
*Daily Quest ∆*
Quest Title - *Boost*
-Requirements
10 kilometre run
100 Squats
100 Push Ups
100 Sit Ups
+
Quest Reward= None!
Quest Failure = Run for 3 hours straight without stopping .
Time Currently = 17:00
Time Left = 7 Hours
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*Main Quest ∆*
Quest Title -*Reach to the Sky!*
-Requirements
Reach Lvl 58,394
+
Quest Reward= Live Life as A Supreme Being
Quest Failure= Painful, Slow Death
+
Time Currently 17:00
Time Left = 5 Years
============
Daily Quest? Main Quest?
Wait what's with the main quest . Is that even possible?? The highest level ever achieved was Level One Thousand but that was achieved after 20 Years! But if you think about it...
My title gives me a 5,000x XP boost on undead villains.
These Villains are found nearly everywhere . But the Villain I ran into was not one , I can still find them in the alleys of big cities like new York! And also now that I have a new name and identity . I can go back to New York! But , if I am seen like this my reputation will be ruined . So let's go to,
{ Sending Host to the Run Chamber }
{Main System Run Chamber Active}
{ Good Luck }
What's this why are my legs running. by them selves . I can't sto-. Then I remembered what the Daily Quest Board had said .
'Run without stopping for three Hours'
===One hour later===
This was absolute torture , the rage inside me wasn't settling at all and could stop .It wouldn't stop. If I could complete that Moan quest the first thing I would do was kill all the people who decided this was a good ideas. To abuse my precious legs like this .
They would experience torture instead!
==== After 3 Hours ====
After Three Hours it finally stopped . I fell to the ground. Barely breathing . How dare they , Kept repeating in my head .
==== One Week Later ====
Before leaving Philadelphia , I had to do a lot of things such as : Leave My Job , Say goodbye to the local Nit bags and Crack heads , collect my money from underneath the brick and a bit more stuff that we don't need to talk about .
The plane landed , nowadays planes weren't used as much so they were very cheap , this was because there was the more expensive 'Hero Board' Teleportation Pad . Many Used it as you could be sent to a different location without much effort . The ' Hero Board ' are basically making a bunch of profit with no loss . Their Annual turnover would make Bill Gates Cry . That is one of the main sources of income and if it wasn't there then ' Heroes ' Would t be getting paid and not even work as
' Heroes' because was there a reason to?
Unless you were one of those heroes who had a secret identity while fighting for justice . Even though it sounds good and all they would make a lot of mess around cities and a new Board was added .
-Cleaner-
In this world there are a lot of -Cleaner- Board Users but most of them were old people. Once you lived for long enough . You could change your role to a -Cleaner- which many would do . Not to help the city ,but to clean their house or themselves.
The Plane had landed and now I could see the signs . I had anticipated . It was
Los Angeles , California . The City that 'fulfills dreams' . It was bull because most people who came here ended up being a druggie or into that Market .
But not me , I came here for their - Cleaner - Board. It was currently the greatest Cleaner Board in the world ! This wouldn't make sense right? Because Florida is the hotspot of old people so shouldn't it be there ? No , this is because ...
Well nobody really knows why cleaners come here but it didn't matter because, I came here to fulfill my dream . To Become the best.