Chapter 34

Today was Sunday, and was '' rest day '' for our pit dwelling warriors.

After a six day training routine, Sunday was the day they would relax and enjoy a day without trying to kill themselves... Literally.

A figure emerged from the pit, he carried a fishing rod along with a picnic basket.

'' A perfect day to go fishing. '' Konohamaru declared.

'' Do you even know to fish bruh ? '' Shiro asked with a questionable look.

'' Fishing requires a lot of patience you know. '' Hester said, '' and I doubt you have it. ''

'' You hurt my feelings brothers. '' Konohamaru said in a fake pained voice.

'' Firstly, I never said we are brothers. '' Hester said. '' Secondly do you even have any feelings you Psychopath. ''

'' Come on, don't say that. '' Konohamaru said, '' Chill man ! You're stuck with us for a loooooong time, might as well call us brothers. '' Shiro added.

'' Also, I may be a psychopath but have feelings alright ! ''

[ Flashback ]

'' BLEED MOTHERFUCKER ! BLEED ! '' Konohamaru laughed like a maniac as he luckily managed to stab Naruto. Which he then was incapacitated by Naruto's iron claw with a scream of pain.

[ Flashback end ]

Hester shivered at the thought of that moment. After receiving an iron claw by Naruto, he developed a deep fear towards the said move and the person who performed it on him.

But Konohamaru, this doesn't care.

' This guy has no feelings. '

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'' Alright we're here. '' Konohamaru declared as he stood at the bank of the river. It was a terrifying river, the water was clean, but the strong rapids was very strong. Plus, the tall trees that surrounded the river covered most of the sun and gave it a feeling of, as if a monster could come out and kill you at anytime.

But other than that...

'' Look at the size of those fish bruh ! '' Shiro Commented with excitement.

The river was very deep, and many big fishes live in this deep river. It is also said that this river alone had claimed the lives of over 200 ninjas. Due to the reason that all the fish in this river are carnivorous.

Konohamaru sat on a huge rock that was at the edge of the river. He placed the bait, which was a piece chakra rat's flesh and threw the line to the raging rapids.

'' Now we wait. '' Konohamaru said.

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" It's taking too long. '' Konohamaru said in a bored voice. Patience was never his virtue.

'' By the way, what's inside the picnic basket. '' Hester asked. Both Shiro and him did not know as Konohamaru arranged this whole fishing plan while they were asleep.

'' Hehe, prepare to be amazed. '' Konohamaru said in a sly voice. '' He dug his free hand inside his basket and took out a piece of neatly tied piece of cloth that contained something.

'' Ha ha ha~ You're joking right ? '' Hester was dumbfounded. This is bullshit ! '' Are you out of your mind !!! '' He screamed.

What contained inside the piece of cloth was a handful of cookies.

They were no ordinary cookies. They were baked by Hinata herself. Even if they very tasty, he would rather eat a rock over it, because an iron claw was sure to strike him if he were to eat it. He learnt from his mistake and will never do it again.

'' Alright ! '' Shiro was estatic.

'' Not you too ! Mr. Naruto will kill you both if he finds out. '' Hester argued.

'' Relax bruh. '' Shiro consoled him, '' It's only a handful, I remember there was two bowls full of them back at the pit. Besides if he do kills us, you'll die with us as well ya know. ''

Hester paled at that, even though he and them are different people, they were stuck on the same body, just like the saying that goes, '' If I go to Hell, I'll drag you to Hell along with me. ''

'' Alright, I'm taking the first bite. '' Konohamaru declared as he took a cookie and placed it closer to his mouth, which didn't happen.

'' I'm taking the first bite. '' Shiro said in a cold voice , as he seized control of the other hand to grab the other hand. They both know how tasty the cookies were, they just had to watch Naruto eating with a smile on his face. Now they had a chance but who will get to eat it first ?

'' Like Hell I will ! '' Konohamaru punched Shiro.

'' Why you little ! '' Shiro returned with a punch.

'' Guys stop it ! You two are being childish . '' Hester tried to stop them.

'' Shut up ! '' Both Konohamaru and Shiro punched Hester.

'' That's it ! bring it on bastards ! '' Hester roared as he delivered a solid kick to both their faces.

'' You want a piece of me ! '' Konohamaru delivered an upper cut.

'' Eat this ! '' Shiro delivered a sucker punch.

Their fight went on.

If you look at the scene from another person's point of view, you would see a young boy screaming at himself while punching and kicking his own face. It was really creepy I tell you. They really need help.

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'' Oi ! we got something. '' Shiro declared as he saw something pulling their fishing rod.

'' What ? '' Konohamaru asked, while strangling Hester.

'' Something took the bait. '' Shiro replied.

'' Alright ! We are having roasted fish for lunch. ''

Konohamaru pulled the fishing rod with all his might. But the fish won't budge, instead, it returned with more power.

'' That is one big fish ! '' Konohamaru shouted.

The best was to catch this kind of fish was to tire them till they can't resist anymore. And that is what they did.

Ten minutes had passed and the fish was still strong.

'' Come on, Konohamaru put some effort into it ! '' Hester cheered.

'' You're not helping ! '' Konohamaru roared.

'' I can't believe that this fish is stronger than you. '' Shiro said in a disappointed voice as if asking for a challenge.

'' Oh yeah ! '' Konohamaru accepted the challenge.

He took a deep breath, with what ever strength he had left, he pulled the fish, even veins were starting to bulged from his arms. With a roar, he pulled the rod. The fish leaped to the air.

It was a huge fish, almost two metres in length and could weight at least...uh who cares about that. They could already see a beautifully roasted fish that was cooked to perfection falling to their arms.

They stretch out their arms to welcome their lunch...

But it never came.

All they could see two grey blur passing over their head snatching their fish.

They just stood there looking at the sky that their fish was suppose to fall.

They turned their heads to looked at two wolves with grey fur, devouring '' their '' lunch.

They just looked at the two wolves, with a look that reeks of hatred. It should be noted that they did not have any breakfast at all. And that fish was supposed to be their food. Now they have nothing.

Due to their childish fight over the cookies, they accidentally dropped it into the raging rapids.Now they have nothing to satisfy their hunger.

'' Brothers, we are going to eat roasted dog meat for lunch now. '' Konohamaru said in a dark voice.

'' I Never tried dog meat before ya know. '' Shiro said as he cleaned the saliva from his mouth with his wrist. '' I guess there is always a first time for everything. ''

'' I have no objection. '' Hester replied, '' I hope it'll be quite a delicacy. ''

The wolves noticed a human looking at them with hatred. So they snarled at them. The human returned with a psychotic smile.

A bloody battle was going to take place.

Psychopath with three personalities vs Two wolves

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Meanwhile, at the Pit.

Naruto just woke up, it was quite odd for him to wake up this late but it was because he had a long conversation with a certain foggy entity dwelling in his head.

[ Flashback ]

Inside Naruto's mindscape.

'' Yo Fog ! '' Naruto yelled.

There was a grunt, and it was from the giant fox behind the huge gate.

'' I'm trying to get a good nap. '' Kurama grunted, '' so please stop making noise. ''

'' I see you want to have a conversation with me. '' Fog materialized infront of me in a very eerie fashion.

'' Yeah, about that. '' I began, '' Is the reason why Konohamaru had another personality. Due to the side effect of Aura transfer ? ''

Fog showed me a surprised look, '' You are one smart guy you know. '' He chuckled. '' How did you reach to this conclusion ? ''

'' I got my first suspicion from when, my healing factor had increased its speed by three fold along with my other senses and when Kuromaru horn showed me that it was as hard as steel. So is it really the aura then ? ''

'' Is very simple you see, Aura was not meant to exist inside a mortal's body, you know why ? its because you mortals have a thing called humanity. It restricts the full ability of Aura as it does not allow the violent side of yours to surface. But your bunch of odd brothers have no such thing as humanity in you... You would go even go to all the circles of Hell just to protect your loved ones particularly that '' certain one ''. Then that one-horned bull of yours would do ''anything'' for your happiness and finally that psychotic brat i can hardly tell if he's even human anymore. You are all selfish creatures, as long as you happy you won't care about the rest of the mortals around you. ''

'' Alright I get that, but what about the side effects ? '' Naruto asked.

'' You mortals are fragile, very fragile and you have a limit to how much strong you can get, before you enter to your eternal slumber. So, your Aura had to, modify your body bit by bit, and as time goes by you would hardly even recognize yourself. ''

Everybody has a limit to how much they can become stronger, the idea of getting body modification was great and all, but that was something to dealt with later on.

'' Alright, I'll deal with that later, now I have to get up. ''

[ Present time ]

As I lazily went to the kitchen, I saw Kuromaru sitting down eating his breakfast which was a sack of fruits.

'' Good morning. '' I greeted with a yawn.

'' It Good afternoon actually. ''

I don't really care.

I took my bowl of hand baked cookies which Hinata gave me and began to eat them... Mmm~ they're really good.

But I suddenly felt something was missing, I search for it high and every where inside the kitchen.

'' Some one took my stuff. '' I said.

'' You mean the cookies, '' Kuromaru replied, '' You don't have to be that stingy you know. ''

'' Not that, I mean someone took the handkerchief Hinata-chan gave me two days ago. ''

'' You mean that handkerchief she wiped your sweaty face with. ''

'' Yeah, that one. ''

'' I don't have a clue. ''

I really want to beat you right now.

'' Oh ! '' as if I had a revelation I said, '' Where is Konohamaru ? ''

'' Them you mean, I heard they went fishing. ''

There is nobody else in this pit other than us, so the handkerchief is definitely with Konohamaru.

'' I'm going Fishing. ''

'' Bring me a big one ok ! ''

Why do people always takes my stuff, especially the ones Hinata gave me. I'm gonna find that brat get back the handkerchief and he better have a good reason ready for me.

If he used that handkerchief as a cookie bag I'm gonna make his life a living hell.

I sniff the air trying to locate Konohamaru's scent. Having improved senses was a very good thing.

Then, I found his scent.

'' Found you. '' I said in a very dark tone.