Chapter 37

'' So you want me to be the translator ? '' Kuromaru asked.

'' Yeah. ''

'' I am not actually very fluent with the dog speech. But let me see. ''

'' Mooooo '' Kuromaru mooed.

'' Woof woof '' The wolf with the scythe replied.

'' He said they wants to be your subordinates. '' Kuromaru translated.

'' Ok. '' Naruto said, '' and why do you want to be my subordinates ? ''

'' Woof woof woof woof. ''

'' He said that by the rules of their pack, when someone spares their life, they must become their subordinate. ''

' That's bullshit.'

'' First of all, rules were made to be broken, so you don't need to follow your packs stupid rule. And secondly, '' Naruto pointed his finger at the other wolf who was holding the sickle. '' Why are you not saying anything. He's your brother for fuck sake. ''

'' Woof woof. ''

'' Translator. ''

'' He said that he likes fried pudding. '' Kuromaru replied.

'' ... ''

Naruto was confused, was this some kind code or something.

The wolf with the scythe faceplammed himself with his front paws.

'' Woof woof. ''

'' He said that his brother is a retard. '' Kuromaru translated.

'' WOOF WOOF!!! '' The wolf with the scythe barked angrily.

'' Sorry, he said that he is not a retard but... As I said I'm not fluent ok ! ''

' An mentally challenged wolf. ' Naruto concluded.

'' Alrighty then, you're in. '' Naruto declared with a thumbs up.

There was a short silence, then the wolves howled in joy and were happily wagging their tails.

'' Hold up ! wait a damned minute ! '' Konohamaru interrupted. '' These two bitches tried to steal my food and even tried to kill me. ''

'' Woof woof woof. '' The wolf with the scythe said.

'' What did he say. '' Konohamaru demanded, while looking at Kuromaru.

'' He said, '' It's the law of the jungle. The weak shall become food for the strong.''

'' Law of the jungle my ass ! I could turn you to dog stew this very instant. ''

'' Woof Woof woof ! ''

'' He said, '' If I were to fight seriously you would have been shredded into pieces. '' '' Kuromaru translated.

'' Pfft , If I were to fight seriously, I would have spilled your guts and used it as fishing bait. ''

'' Woof woof woof woof ! ''

'' He said, '' Says the guy who was impaled to a tree. '' '' Kuromaru translated.

'' You want a rematch bitch ! '' Konohamaru challenged.

'' Woof ! ''

'' He said, '' Bring it on ! '' '' Kuromaru translated.

As soon as Kuromaru said that, both Konohamaru and the wolf lunges at each other , Konohamaru was strangling the wolf but couldn't since it was covered with a thick hide. The wolf on the other hand was trying its best to bite off Konohamaru's head.

Naruto sighed, '' Alright you two calm down. '' Naruto separated them, by grabbing Konohamaru and the wolf by their heads.

That didn't stop those two from throwing kicks and punches to the air. Some of them landed on Naruto.

Bringing their skulls together with a huge impact, they stopped moving.

'' That's how you stop a fight. '' Naruto said as he dropped their motionless bodies to the ground.

Kuromaru and the other wolf were horrified at what Naruto just did. There were many ways to stop a fight and calming down the people was a common method. Knocking them out cold was not a common method at all.

Many minutes later, they woke up with a huge bump on their forehead.

'' Hmph '' They both turned away from each other.

'' Alright I'm gonna give you names so sit quietly. ''

As Naruto said that, the two wolves sat patiently with huge expectations shining in their eyes.

Naruto was it deep thought, getting a good name was a difficult task. Hitting his fist at his palm, '' Got it ! ''

'' You will be... '' Naruto pointed at the wolf with the scythe. '' Akira. ''

'' And you will be...'' Naruto pointed at the wolf with the sickle. '' Akio.''

The wolves began to howl in happiness.

Kuromaru was somewhat shocked.

'' First brother, they were some good names. '' he knew how horrible his first brother was in giving names.

'' They rhyme right. ''

''...''

'' What ? they rhyme right ? ''

'' No they don't. ''

'' Do you have a problem with that ? '' Naruto said cracking his knuckles.

'' No.''

'' That is what i thought. ''