swift as the wind the invasion has begun.
um can you repeat that please?
What the fuck that is the stupidest thing to happen to me to date.
The trembling abruptly stops and huge cracks begin forming in the ceiling of the first floor l.
The cracks spread and the ceiling is almost like glass at this point as it crumbles under the force.And after a few hours of the intense crumbling a huge explosion sweeps the floor and dust shoots everywhere. what emerges is a waterfall of monsters, among them are a few minoutaurs a huge amount of ogres and waves upon waves of small bat monsters wich im all too familiar with.
The most notable of the monsters is a huge minotaur with a muscular figure and thin white fur.
It has a huge great sword and many trible markings and even a mask made of bits and pieces of bones.
The white minotaur lands with a superhero style stance and the ground crumbles beneath him.
He laughs out and then let's out a ear splitting roar and draws his sword.
His roar is like a lion with slight autotune just got kicked in the balls by a searing iron.
What the hell even a group of atleast 3 bats could kill me if they catch me off guard and now there is a fucking tweaked out minotaur leading them this is some bullshit.
I creep slowly back into my cave and hide my self in the corner.
The rumbling and cries of goblins and other floor 1 monsters being torn apart sounds out loudly through the walls.
A goblin quickly runs into the cave and falls over into a corner crying.
hehehene how unlucky little goblino, because you thought this was a safe corner but it was me Dio!
I flip my sword out and shoot it through the goblins back and it let's out a cry and falls over.
*clink*
<10 gold>
heheheheh
Maybe this isnt so bad after all.
I move the goblin into a opening in the cave and leave his corpse there.
wow that was easy to level up!
The little goblins sacrifice was not in vain.
The cries continue for awhile until the border has completely passed my area.
I walk outside and see bodies strewn about on the ground most crying on death's door or completely obliterated.
%cha ching%
if these guys are still alive then MWAHAHAHAH
exp farm time!
The poor little goblins look up to me hoping for me to help.
I aproach one and grab its hand then quickly body slam him into a tree.
The goblin screams and shoots blood out of its nose and slumps over sliding down the tree bloodying it.
The other wounded goblins try to run but it's quite a hilarious sight as they fall over snapping their knees and any bones they have left in their attempts to escape me.
they cry out
"Mwonster,mwonster!"
I guess I am a monster but arent we all hahah?
<1 bloodbath later>
heh?
As I look down at the last 2 goblins crying their eyes out I see the max level notification and become visibly confused.
What the fuck is this?
Name:Celt
species:Kobold (Werewolve bloodline)
Level:#MAX#
stats:Agility:6 Strength:6 Intelligience:6
<1 point in every stat per level>
Inventory:Level 2. flaming bat spear.
Deer fur.lvl 4 shortsword
skills:
#############
um what, how do I progress?
this is bullshit this stupid system piec-
[evolution tree]
oh ok never mind hehe I never said anything bad I appreciate everything.
I click the option.
it makes a boink sound and pulls up a menu.
[3 options available]
[High kobold]
:Extra point in strength every level
[Low Gnoll]
:can obtain class extra point in agility every level
[Stump Ent]
:unlocks Magika as a stat.
high kobold has the least benefits and I hate having three toes.
Low Gnoll can get a class that sounds pretty good I guess it's not far off from a human and the last one, what the fuck I don't want to be a walking fucking stump that's actually stupid.Then there is only one choice Gnoll!
Boink.
[Low Gnoll chosen,
: will gain 2 points in every stat plus bonus are you sure?][resets level]
[yes] [yes]
Man, a hard choice I'm going to have to go with [yes]
Boink!
[Evolving, may experience extreme discomfort]
wait waa-
ahhhhhhhhh it feels like there are bees in my body reeeeeeeee.
[complete]
oh ok that wasnt that bad.
Name:Celt
species:low Gnoll (Werewolve bloodline)
Level:1
class:######
stats:Agility:9 Strength:8 Intelligience:8
<2 points in every stat per level>
Inventory:Level 2. flaming bat spear.
Deer fur. lvl 4 shortsword.
skills:
#############
I get 2 points per level now?
[werewolf bloodline bonus!]
wow ok that's awesome.
so I look like a traditional hyena style gnoll but just a little shorter and with grey fur.
The shortsword really is short now as I'm about 5 feet 8 now (172 cm I think I cant do maths)
So I guess I'm a Gnoll now.
hey system monotone buddy what floor do Low Gnolls spawn on?
[4]
Ok, now I'm really out of place.
[A low Gnoll is equal to strength to a young minotaur]
Information that I didnt need but thanks anyway.
I guess I'm considerably stronger now oh wait I forgot about you.
I look down at the little goblin who is in a daze and nearly passed out.
I stomp his head and do the same to the last few wounded.
What a beautiful bounty of luck I have to murder a bunch of helpless self aware beings!
Now about this whole invasion thing that is for another time.
Wait hol up.
It dawned on me that all I had was a loincloth still and it barely covered anything.
Poor goblins the last thing they saw was, ok moving on.
I retreat back into the nearby cave and pull out the flat skin of snow deer fur and go to work making some basic fur clothing.
:no bonuses>
:no bonuses>
Now I wish I wast a big stupid because I could have used that humans armor but I guess this is fine.
I actually haven't read the description of my skills let's do that.
Name:Celt
species:low Gnoll (Werewolve bloodline)
Level:1
class:######
stats:Agility:9 Strength:8 Intelligience:8
<2 points in every stat per level>[+1 to agility]
Inventory:Level 2. flaming bat spear.[blueprint]
Deer fur. lvl 4 shortsword.
skills: #############
:You can hide from nearly blind enemies in daylight and most common monsters in darkness>
:You can make clothes worse than a little 6 year old sweatshop worker>
um that's kinda mean but a skill is a skill!
[AN:Some stuff is happening in my life right now so sorry to inform you that consistent released chapters are probably not doable, I'll try to atleast get 1 a week I'm really sorry!]