Screw off, shrek.

The morning after the burrito oath I unfurl myself from my sleeping bag and let out a yawn, I wipe the crust from my eyes and kick little goblina and her simp to wake them up.

They shudder slightly before shambling to their feet, she wipes herself off and simpy the skeleton stands blankly.

I gear myself up and do some light morning exercises as usual, I stare harshly at the floor 2 teleportation pad, it glows lightly and blends into the grass, intentionally or not I got tricked by this thing, and I dont plan on letting it happen again, I have this spot engraved into my mind.

Were not heading to the second floor yet, The boss should spawn around the teleportation pad, I was lucky enough last time to completely avoid it.

I do a patrol around the area and begin observing everything in a half mile radius, I dont know spawn times or what causes the boss to spawn, but I have to be vigilant or I might get meh shit pushed in.

I hold my sword handle tightly making my hand burn and ache, my nerves are getting the better of me.

Then in the distance a large flash erupts from the ground and something digs its way out of the mud.

[Warning! Boss has spawned, time remaining until disappearance: 2 Hours.]

I run as fast as humanly possible back to camp, I fall to one knee.

"Why are you so sweaty? Were you choking your turkey in a tree or something?"

Little Goblina looks up at me and makes a snide remark towards me, in turn Simpy makes a clacking wich attempts to sound like a laugh.

I hate Simpy, all my homies hate Simpy.

Anywho, after I catch breath a massive rumbling comes from the trees and sticks go flying as something large aproaches us at a high speed, going at least 5 mile per hour.

(For all my metric friends thats 1 watta botta per kangaroo hop, your welcome!)

I dodge a few more falling trees while the rest of my party runs and hides like the useless weaklings they are.

I turn in the open plain and draw my sword, it savors the feeling of a bosses blood and shivers in my hand.

{Finally, a real enemy}

Masamune hypes itself up in my hand and turns a crimson blood color, I hold the sword until my knuckles turn red, I overhear goblina yelling at simpy and telling him to be a sacrificial lamb so she could escape with me, the Skeleton sitting in the tree draws its rusted sword and stands by me confusedly.

Time to level up.

Then it emerged, A large 6 foot tall grey skinned leather armored behemoth with a greatsword shaped machete and a torch.

[Floor 1 Guardian Quinn the great ogre.]

wait, its an ogre.

I pull my sword down and hold my hands up to him.

"May I ask you something ogre?"

I ask him while trying to hold back my laughter.

"Fine, I will grant one question before I maime you, you little hyena milk drinker."

The ogre replies slowly like a simpleton and ends his sentence with a hmph.

"Do, you, have, layers?"

I ask before charging at him.

Before the ogre can reply he has to hold his guard up to me as I slice down at him, sparks fly everywhere as our blades clash, I might have a small figure but with a high speed in turn causes higher velocity wich is more powerful and accurate than just being large, I can simulate the force of 10 times my weight in a split second instead of having a bunch of useless weight, this is why I only invested in speed type builds in those mmo's I played in my last life, I always did this, but I would rather not dwell on my past life, that is a long sob story that I will never reveval to anyone on this damned realm.

Shrek dodges back off from our first engagement and begins sizing me up.

"That little hobgoblin, will be my first concubine, and you will grant me much strength, furred one."

I can't help but smirk, maybe I should hand over the goblin and get on my way, but since he called me a furball he will burn in the 9th ring of hell for his sin.

Shrek raises his sword and charges at me, what he doesn't realise is that I am way over leveled for a beginner tier trash mob boss like him, he stands no ground to the elder turtosk I fought earlier this year.

I dodge the sword easily and he lodges it in the dirt, I go to slash at him but he smirks.

I know he is up to something so I dodge back but it's too late as he flings the dirt off his sword at me, his left hand grows green with lattices and an ancient language, the dirts hardens and flies at me.

He has earth manipulation magic!

I hit back the first blotch of dirt but they are too fast and I take one to the side and get sent flying, I need to find a way to get around that attack or he will kill me, I haven't fought a hardened mage or ranged fighter yet, and have never thought of it until now. Damnit is this really the floor 1 boss, he must be a variant of some kind.

"Behold my ultimate power, you furball, DIRT MAGIC MWUAHAHAHAHHA!"

The ogre closes in on me but before he reaches me simpy jumps on his back and begins shanking him with his rusty shortsword, a shadow bolt nails him in the head and pisses him off.

"Women hurt me, THE GREAT FOREST OGRE!?!?!?"

The misogynistic ogre freaks out and starts thrashing the hobgoblin skeleton around, I eventually come back to full health and rush at shrek, I use simpy as a stepping stool and jump up off his skull making it rattle, I flip around shreks head and tear my sword down his scalp, cutting his head in half and making his brain matter fly off.

Whew.

[Level up!]

[Level up!]

[Congrats on slaying a boss]

[ You have become Floor 1 boss, Celt the Cruel]

[Dominion tab unlocked]

[Base building unlocked]

[Minions unlocked]

[Please select area on first floor to proceed]

[Please name (Level 1 Lesser Tribe) to proceed]

Holy shit so many tabs.

alright lets sort through Shreks stuff first.

I search through his corpse and find nothing of use, he must have been very recently made a boss tier as he has no base or territory, or swamp for that matter.

I will check my stats then rest for now.

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Name:Celt

Level:14

Species: Low Gnoll (Werewolve Bloodline)

class:swordsman

stats:Agility:47 Strength:34 Intelligience:34

<2 points in every stat per level>[+1 to agility every level ]

Inventory:[Level 2. flaming bat spear.[blueprint]]

[Deer fur.] [ lvl 4 shortsword.] [Fur clothing.] [Cloak of the Ronin]  [Masamune:soul bound]  [East dragon set.]

skills:

(Boss specific Skills):

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Boss specific skills?

[A skill is obtained once you become the boss of a floor, upon death all evolutions will be lost your mind will be wiped and all dominion is lost including skills, except boss skills, not advisable to die, last boss killed had low tier boss skill an evolver type magic that could grow exponentially]

Oh, I see, dont plan on dying though, what does my skill do.

Desc: The skill of a man who slayed thousands of foes in his last life, slowly returning to him as the levels progress, your body will adapt itself back into the origin souls lost battle experience>

It is a good skill, but even in another realm my past sneaks in.

Time is of the essence and dwelling on something that has been set in motion is irrelevant.

Now, the base building tab!

Little goblina and and simpy walk over to me as I swipe open the new tab.