Monsters of all kind!

I finish up and watch as all the workers sleep on the ground.

I aproach the piles of resources and inspect them.

[Buildings unlocked]

[Buildings available]

[Basic hut]

[Basic well]

[Basic Grain mill]

[Basic lumber mill.]

[Lumber Mill has been given for free, please choose where to place.]

a floating blue print of the sawmill appears and I place it right next to te woodpile, here the Satyrs can drop crude blades and chop logs in half.

I then place a well next to the barracks, some of the stone magically dissolved while the well pops up.

I cant build a grain mill until the Satrys process some wood so for now I will use most of the wood for 8 huts, wich are made of crudely cut stones with auto built thatched roofs, I will eventually upgrade these to the next level wich are wood cabins.

I place the kobolds huts by the mines and the Satyrs huts near the entrance of the cave, tomorrow I am sure they will be happy.

one kobold hut forms with slightly blacker stones so that is the alphas, it is double layered stone with insulation of thatched materials wich is really expensive and should inspire the other kobolds to works as hard as him, ah yes propaganda.

Comrade Stalin has served me proud. I am truly the pride of Napoleon! Viva La goblin!

The next thing on my priority list is to do a little bit of planning for what monsters I will buy next, after giving Magic to the draugr.

I will force simpy the skeleton to work in manual labor 24 hours a day in the grainmill, unpayed of course.

I then open the intermediate level monster menu up.

[Baby Drake: Has zero intelligence, does what it is told to do, good for a land mount and flying mount, useless for combat until evolved into a [Novice Elemental Drake] Great for basic labor, I.E. living trailer. [Cost: 100 Minion points]

This is a good option for later on, but is still way out of my reach

[Utoffen: 4 legged warbeast used by orcs for mounts and labor, can evolve into a Utoffen warbeast, has the appearance of a dog but with a racoon like head and tail, with beard like whiskers, hard to tame and manage, has its own personality and seeks constant attention.] [Cost: 80 points]

Hmm, this is very good aswell, I never heard of this monster in my pastlife so I dont know what it is capable of unless I face an orc warband.

Alright one more plox!

[Lesser Cyclops: A big dumb idiot, he will follow the orders of anything that summoned it, even if Marshal the town rat summoned it, it would follow it wholeheartedly. Distant cousins of the more intelligent hill giants. Good for labor and throwing at tons of mob enemies. Evolves into a [Cyclops] wich can then evolve into a giant or goliath, great for placing infront of an army to absorb arrow rain][Cost: 80 points]

This is good, unrelenting allegiance is great, Comrade Stalin would love this beast.

I close the tabs and just for fun I open the highest level buyable monsters.

[4 Options open]

[Obsidian Dragon: A crystal type dragon that lives in limbo below the world trees roots does not involve itself with the other levels of the tree, has not been sighted by humankind for 8000 years, power are unknown and dangerous. Unknown what it further evolves into.][Cost 8000 points]

8-8000 points?!?!

WHAT DE FUCK CAPTAIN ALEX!

Ok, next pleamese.

[Garmr: Species of hellhound, guards the gates to helas tomb dungeon, the hardest dungeon on earth, can evolve into a very powerful being called [Fenris] A wolfhound of pure jotunn blood ][Cost: Unknown to user]

Unknown to user what the hell, are you trolling me you sorry ass supreme asshole?

Do things even exist in this world or are you giving me false hopes of power?

N-next?

[Jotunn: The strongest species of giants, only legends upon mortal minds, they are all poweful wielders of the old breath, they can send buildings miles away with the stroke of their hands. Were the general of Weratas army in the battle of Igmun Sorrow.][Cost:10000]

All this LORE holy shiet.

I will never be able to have these fucks in my army, I doubt if these big bois even exist anymore to be frank.

Alright alright.

Last one.

[Storm Wyvern: Also known as storm kings or the almighty winds, these subspecies of the ancient dragon bloodline were said to go extinct in the war of 10 shouts, some still lurk at the top of the world tree to take back alfheim from the griffin kings wich outnumber them greatly, only 1 has been sighted in the past 200 years, one well know storm wyern, sleipnoggin, was the mount of the elven king Egwin, in the war of 10 shouts.][Cost: Hero soul]

Hero soul? What that be?

[User is not stronk enough for this information]

All this mention of yggdrassil, dragons, wars and all this is making my head spin, how chaotic is the surface world, and the mention of other dungeons that are literally the GATES OF HEL.

It seems this world is like norse sagas on steroids with dragons, gods, and fucking storm kings flying around, next thing I know Beowulf will show up and shove his hand though my throat and kill me instantly.

Now I really dont want to go to the surface, the war of 10 shouts, thats some epic homer odyssey stuff, I'll pass.

I will stick with my yee yee ass cave.

I close the system with a massive headache and sit down and start eating some beans the satrys gathered on their off time.

I have a lot of planning to do if I want to own a fucking Jotunn or Storm wyvern, but it shall all come in due time, for now I crave BEanS

As I finish up the beans in the stone bowl I almost fall over in fright as a loud beep goes off in my head and everything around me begins to warp and change.

[Entities have entered boss room, engaging boss battle.]

Oh son of a sandy beach.