Shit, My Head! (Also on Royal Road)

It was a regular day in his dorm at Yuetian University. As he rubbed his eyes and got out of bed, Ge Liang exclaimed: "Goddamn it! Why can't my roommate flush the damn toilet for once?" Innocently sitting in the toilet bowl was a huge piece of crap. It looked, and smelled, horrible. Things like this happened daily for Ge Liang. He would get kicked out of restaurants, bullied and extorted and even assaulted in the hallways, all because his family had no money. They saved for years and years just to get Ge Liang a decent college to study in, but his family was still treated like trash. He turned to exit the doorway, when one of his daily tormentors came. *CONK* "Shit, I hit him too hard" "Do you think he's knocked out?" "Guys, we should go... What if a teacher comes?" Ge Liang picked himself up to see 2 bright buttons in front of his head. "Gah! What the hell is this?"

*Ultimate Economic System Awakened*

*Boot Up Process Beginning*

*Progress: 0.06%*

*ETA to Finish: Approximately 3 days*

He let the dark take him as he immediately passed out in shock and fear. His last thoughts were: "Ah shit, my head"