Chapter 006 - The Great Library of Zitan

Meanwhile...

Somewhere in the Mitan Milky Way...

"Kuhhh... We told you! We don't know of this Thesarius you speak of!" *Cough Cough* An old Zitani Alien coughed blood as he angrily answered the crazy robot in front of him.

"The Lore Masters of Zitan don't know? Impossible... Stop lying and submit to The Great One's will!" Tynon said with his trademark majestic yet fanatic voice.

"Y-you crazy freak! You destroyed two of our solar systems! The Library's incomplete now!" The old Zitani Hierarch spouted.

"Ah!" Tynon realized.

"W-what?! D-don't "Ah!" me! The Great Library's 2 Million years worth of knowledge AND half that's lost thanks to you! This is all your fault! How do you expect us to find this "Thesarius" now!?" The Hierarch angrily shouted.

"K-Kuh! I hath let my emotions get the best of me once more!" Tynon wailed in defeat at the irrefutable logic the Zitani Hierarch gave him.

"Yes yes, you indeed let your emotions get the better of you" The Hierarch nodded to feed Tynon's guilt. [Gahahaha, I might just be able to coerce the simple-minded Tynon!]

"I HATH FAILED my master... MASTEEERRR!!!" Tynon cried out to the skies.

"Yes yes, you have indeed failed your master alright... haaa" The Hierarch once again chimed as he pretended to sigh.

"Kuuu... I guess I have no choice but to clean up now and head over to the next galaxy..." Tynon brushed off his feet, sighing as he got over his stupid impulsive actions.

"Yes yes, clean up- C-clean up???" The Hierarch thought he could manipulate the conversation because of Tynon's regret over his impulsivity in destroying their two solar systems... Sadly Tynon's idiocracy won over logic once more.

"Of course! "Never let an enemy live" One of the great teachings of Zaldros himself!" Tynon repeated the words he heard from his master... Not knowing it was one of the improvised lines in his own Anime.

"Never let an enemy live to take revenge..." Anime Tynon said in a much rougher voice than real Tynon.

"Ooohhhh!" Zaldros wailed in excitement as he watched the Tynon's Balls Z.

Later that day while Zaldros passed Tynon by a hallway he repeated the quote, thinking it was an original quote from real Tynon.

[Master's THE BESTTT~! Master's THE LEGENDDD~!] Tynon hummed in his mind, as he suddenly met Zaldros in the hallway.

"O GREAT ONE!" Tynon immediately crashed his robotic head on the stone floor.

The excited Zaldros, just finishing an episode of his favorite Tynon's Balls, patted real Tynon on the shoulders as he said:

"Never let an enemy live to get their revenge!" Zaldros thought Tynon would admire him more if he repeated his own quote to him... Not knowing it wasn't actually real Tynon's quote, but Anime Tynon's instead.

[W-what?! What enemy?! Who dares attack the master?!] Tynon misunderstood.

"A wise quote..." Zaldros solemnly added as he bounced away.

"A-A QUOTE?!" [Was the Great Master imparting me his Benevolent and Infinite Knowledge?!! Such kindness! Like a caring Father!]... Tynon's misunderstanding deepened... even though he's 300 years older than Zaldros...

After that day, the quote became Tynon's official mantra... And no person ever lived another day after making Tynon his enemy...

"W-wait a minute, Ha ha ha... Let's not get hasty now. Remember earlier? Just because of a few words here and there, two solar systems are destroyed, and now you can't get this Thesarius you've been searching. "A wise man talks, a brute fights" Ha-ha-ha a quote from Jishuka himself hahaha" The Hierarch sweated profusely.

"Hmmm, I don't think this Jishuka is as wise as my master though... " The Greatest Tactician in History's words was evaluated lower than an Anime's improvised line... Many scholars in the afterlife would be crying if they knew of this idiotic scene.

"We can find IT! We can! Just give us time!" The Hierarch begged.

"Well... I guess it can't hurt to give you some time..." Tynon pondered.

[Kukuku... One day we'll have our revenge! Kukuku] The Hierarch deviously thought.

After Tynon left a council formed by the highest-ranking Zitani had a meeting.

The Hierarch proudly stood on top of a pedestal. You would've thought he was another person from the Hierarch who was cowardly begging Tynon to spare them earlier.

"I now Declare War, on Erebos!" He majestically gestured.

"""Ohhh!""" The other elders thought the wise Hierarch had a plan as they awed in excitement.

"Secretly!" The Hierarch added.

"""Gah!""" disappointing everyone in the council.

"Ok, that's about it! Now, let's go back to rebuilding our destroyed bases... Let's see here, civilian casualties, None. Good good. Great Library backup 100%, very good. Well, I guess that's about it. Toodaloo"

[[[This spineless coward!]]] The council members all thought as they sighed.

"Oh yes! And let's put this "Thesarius" thingy on our top priorities, wouldn't want to the Great One to get angry at us now, would we?" The Hierarch smiled like a young maiden.

[[[What happened to fighting secretly?!]]] The elders sighed as the Hierarch's tone changed from blatantly dismissing some guy called "Zaldros" to calling him "The Great One" in a single day...

After all of the elders left, only one young and quite beautiful woman stayed.

"Jade! What are you still doing here?" The old Hierarch asked his daughter.

*Sigh* "I also safely evacuated our military too, no casualties were had" The daughter sighed at her father's common display of stupid cowardice.

She thanked her ancestors who turned the once war-like Zitani people into the submissive scholars they were today, abling her idiotic father to keep his position as no one was really into his position as Hierarch... The scholars would rather prefer to further their research than to fight others for "Position" and "Power"

"Ah as expected of my daughter! Good job on the civilians too" Her father smiled as if nothing was his fault.

"I told you not to be rude towards Zaldros! Especially to Tynon! He's the most loyal of the bunch!" Jade was visibly annoyed at her father's carelessness. A testament to the Zitani's lack of political rivalry and intrigue as any politician of another race would have some level of awareness against danger.

"How was I to know his powers weren't exaggerated!" The Hierarch cried like a helpless child in front of his daughter...

You couldn't tell which one was the parent right now...

"Huh... Dad..." The girl looked at her father in disappointment.

"I will spearhead the search for this "Thesarius" Tynon was talking about... Do you know where I should start?" Jade asked.

"Hmmm... maybe somewhere in the Hyper Galactic Empire's territory?" The Hierarch guessed.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Hyper Galactic Empire's territory...

"B-Bondre? W-Which Bondre?! I know too many people named Bondre..." Marcus sweated in denial.

Bop grinned in pure evil while Beep just stared at Bop's reaction, successfully copying his villainous grin.

[Kuh! They know! They must know! And judging from their faces, they have proof too! What do they want me to do... Do they wish to torture me? Take everything away until all that's left is my Body?!] Marcus sweated as he began to speculate the wild and crazy thoughts in going on in Bop's mind...

Meanwhile in Bop's mind...

[GAH! I said it out loud! I meant to say "You must be Bondre's close friend"! AHH! Stupid malfunction]... Bop never planned to blackmail Marcus...

Sadly, Marcus already misunderstood Bop's questionably innocent intentions.

"P-please! Let's go inside... A talk this serious can't be handled in an open area like this..." Marcus nervously said.

"Everyone, Everyone! The signing would be postponed for today, I hope you vote for me in the coming elections though and bid everyone a good farewell" Marcus dispersed the crowd as they went inside his mansion.

Bop still had a tense smile as he realized he was basically blackmailing a government official right now...

[There's no turning back!] Bop thought as he kept his forced smile while Beep followed his smile.

Seeing the creepy and consistent evil smiles of the two blackmailers in front of him, Marcus could only pray that what they'll ask from him wouldn't be something too impossible.

"What are your demands..." Marcus cut to the chase

[D-demans?!... I'm blackmailing someone right now, aren't I?! I hope I don't become a fugitive...]

Bop's long silence unnerved Marcus.

A battle of mental and psychological warfare happened as Marcus urged Bop to state his motives.

But the sudden words that came out of Beep's mouth instantly shattered Bop and Marcus' thinking.

"I want to destroy the police!" Beep said with conviction.

"What?!" Both Bop and Marcus couldn't believe what they had just heard.