Chapter 008 - Meiyu

"Here we have the soft noodles" Chung, the old Yu Guai said as he pressed a button opening big large rolling metal doors, and inside the doors, there were small pistols and Civilian grade weapons.

There was a noodle cup inside the metal doors and Chung took it as he ate the noodles from it.

"Now, here we have the hard noodles" Chung opened up a second rolling metal door, and inside were harder-hitting Street grade weapons.

"And finally, here are the spicy BIG noodles!" Chung smugly smiled as he opened up the final door where 20 Military-grade weapons were stored.

"It's my private collection, fully smuggled and Impossible to trace by the HPG capitalist scum! Kakhahaha" Chung proudly stated as he laughed maniacally.

"Uhhh, yes... I don't know much about guns, but here" Bop handed Chung the piece of paper that.

"Kukuk-!" Chung choked on his noodles as he read the piece of paper.

"My throat! My throat-! Choke it real hard!" Chung shouted at Bop.

"Choke?! This isn't the time for your sick fetishes! You're choking old man! You're gonna die!" Bop misunderstood the old Yu Guai's intentions.

"No *Choke Choke* I certified *Choke* Yu Guai physician! Do as *Choke* I say!" The old Yu Guai shouted as he coerced Bop.

"Hurry! *Choke Choke* I dying!"

"A-ah yes!" Bop hurried over to the old Yu Guai as he began to strangle the old man's neck.

Although Bop wanted to help, he just made it worse as he misunderstood the old man's words... Now he was literally choking the old man to death.

"Kukuh- Staph! *Gurgle*" The old man said signaling Bop to stop killing him...

Sadly Bop was too immersed in his strangling to hear the old man's words.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY GRANDFATHER!!!" A screaming woman suddenly came in, kicking Bop on the head.

"Owwww!" Bop shouted as he was lunged to the other side of the room.

Angry and confused at what had just happened Bop concentrated his sight towards the person who kicked him, but as he saw the figure who kicked him all his anger suddenly vanished when he saw her.

A beautiful woman with Asian features was in front of him. Shining bluish-black silky hair, a cute yet sufficiently healthy body, beautifully slanted Asian eyes, and pearly white skin that glowed inside the noodle shop. A rare beauty Bop had only seen once in his short lifespan of 5 days, twice today... A beauty that rivaled the obliviously innocent Beep. But right now the beauty wasn't smiling, instead, she was crying out:

"Grandfather! Are you ok?!"

"Meili!" The grandfather shouted as he signaled to the girl to choke his throat.

The faithful grandaughter meticulously stroked her grandfather's throat in a practiced manner as if him choking on noodles was a common occurrence.

"I told you to stop eating noodles! This is the 4th time this week!" The girl angrily shouted as her grandfather's state returned to normal.

*Haa haa* The old Yu Guai breathed deeply as he regained oxygen.

"And you! Why were you trying to kill my grandfather?!" Meiyu angrily shouted to Bop.

"No no Meili... *Haa Haa* That idiot there was only trying to help me" Chung explained the situation to Meiyu.

"That's right! And why did you kick me?!" Bop angrily rode on Chung's explanation to lambast the girl in front of him.

"W-what? I didn't know... I'm sorry" The girl bowed deeply to Bop.

"Well... I guess I could forgive you this time... If" Bop stared at Meiyu.

Meiyu: "If?"

Bop: "If you show me your boobs! Please!" [If you don't do it again... ok?]

"..." Meiyu silently took out her Katana.

Bop: "..." [Oh shit... I did it again didn't I]

Meiyu angrily blushed when she heard Bop's obscene words as she began to beat him severely...

"You obscene Capitalist Scum!" Meiyu angrily shouted.

*Bam!*

*Wham!*

*Bam! Bam!*

"F-forgive me! Oww! Kya~! Oof!" Bop shouted as he was mercilessly beaten.

"Haaa... This is why I tell you stories against the HPG capitalist scum, hai hai. Every one of them, dangerous wolves!" The old Yu Guai sighed as he watched Bop get beat up.

"Enough of that Meili, he is good-paying customer. I read the note, we selling big guns today Gahahahaha!" The old Yu Guai said as he packed up every gun, remembering the reason for why he choked on the noodles in the first place... And that reason was simple:

[Big Money!] The old Yu Guai thought with Higs flashing on his eyes.

*Ptu" Meiyu slightly spat on Bop in anger... Sadly it only served to excite him more... which slightly scared her as she retracted herself from his immediate area.

"Phew, It looks like we got on the wrong foot... I am Bop, nice to meet you, Meili" Bop acted as if nothing wrong happened as his anger vanished from seeing her cute annoyed face...

Bop was a real sucker for women as the first cutie he encountered got him into crime and now another beauty he just met beat him up on their first meeting...

"D-don't call me that! My name is Meiyu! Meiyu!" The beautiful girl angrily shouted at Bop as she blushed from hearing Bop call her Meili...

"Ehh? But didn't your grandpa call you Meili?" Bop repeated the name that greatly embarrassed Meiyu.

"Y-you can't call me that! Only grandpa can call me that!"

"Meili! Enough flirting in the Shop and help your grandfather pack these" Chung shouted as Meiyu sighed helping out her grandfather pack some guns in a crate.

"Oh, let me help" Bop started to help out in packing... Although he wasn't skilled enough at packing guns.

"No! You don't strap that there, you clink it here" Chung taught Bop how to safely store guns.

"O-oh, ok" Bop nodded as he carefully followed Chung's words.

As the three were packing Chung noticed Meiyu glancing at Bop here and there as he mischievously smiled, nudging bop and whispering:

"Meili means "beautiful" in our native tongue kukuku" The old fish laughed meaningfully at Bop.

"O-oh... I thought it was her name" Bop misunderstood as he thought the old fish was angry at him for saying the wrong name...

After packing up the dangerous weaponry inside 8 crates Bop called for Tony, the Gorgrog bodyguard of Marcus as Tony carried 4 crates by himself.

To Bop's surprise before Tony entered he bowed to Chung and Meiyu respectively

"Wang Xialong, Mei Xialiyu" Tony said weird words as he bowed to the two.

As the three journeyed inconspicuously towards Mussolini Bop asked Tony a question...

Ok, they weren't inconspicuous! They were VERY CONSPICUOUS!

A big red four-armed alien that looked like he was in the mafia (Which he is by the way!)

A beautiful yet dangerous looking Asian girl with fish ears that looked like she worked in a dangerously illegal place (Which she was by the way!)

And a man whose face was covered in a white film which hid his identity... Which only made him even more sketchy! (Bop still hasn't removed his face film that covers every clone's head after being manufactured)

The passengers on the Non-Hyper-regular train tried not to have eye contact with the dangerous looking trio.

Bop asked Tony: "Hey Tony, what were those words you said to the two before we left, You know, while you bowed"

"Oh, you mean Xialong and XiaLiyu?"

"Yeah yeah, those two. Is that like the two's last names?" Bop asked.

"Pfftt, no no, it's their titles, Xia mean Under in their native tongue while Long means dragon and Liyu means carp"

"Pftttt Kakaka, so that girl's nickname is Carp? Kakhahaha" Bop laughed cynically when he heard the brutish woman's nickname, the girl named Meiyu, who had just beat him up... He was still kinda salty now that he realized he was beaten up for no reason by Meiyu...

"Hey hey! I know you're a wise guy and all, but don't laugh at the Yu Guai's titles, they reallll scary when they get pissed with their fish swords and shurikens" Tony warned Bop.

"Pft, don't worry, I already got beaten up by her, and I don't feel a thing!" Bop tried to brag, lying about his searingly painful bruises.

"Haa, wise guys don't last, remember that" Tony sighed as he thought Bop was just bragging.

[Getting beat up by the Xia's Blade Princess, Meiyu, and lived to tell the tale? Bops bluffin'] Tony thought as he laughed at the idea that the scrawny looking Bop beside him would survive a beating from Meiyu.