Five

Konosuba!

 Five

 - That's why I told you to wake up earlier, jeez.  - Aqua said.

 The whole group was looking at the quest board and as usual, they only had quests to hunt the giant frogs.

 - What else can i do?  I was sleeping.  Kazuma shrugged and pulled out the quest paper.

 - When you went out with Megumin you wake up early.  - Darkness spoke.

 Tch!  Stupid paladin, she only realizes the things he shouldn't.

 On second thought, it must be because she likes me, as Megumin said, but I still can't believe it, maybe I should try it later.

 - This and that are different things, besides, Megumin forces me to wake up early, it's not like I want to.

 - Hey!  Megumin punched him lightly in the shoulder.

 - calm, you know it's not like that, it's just in front of them.  After all, it is today that we will tell about us.  - Kazuma whispered in Megumin's ear.

 - Hey .. what are you whispering there?  You guys really are very together lately.  Aqua made a beggar's voice, approaching them.

 - Get lost!  You useless goddess!  - Kazuma pushed her and then was pointing at her.

 - Ouch!

 - Come on, the faster the better, you don't want to be in debt again, do you?

 - Jeez.  Aqua sighed.

 They reached the usual open spot, the undergrowth was already familiar and of course, the frogs.

 - This mission only requires five, we made it, okay?  here we go.  - they got a little closer and Kazuma continued - There are six around here, Megumin use the explosion in at least two, Aqua Darkness and we will manage to take care of the rest, ok?

 - OK!  - they all answered.

 - My name is Megumin…

 And there she goes with another gigantic and unnecessary enchantment, so cute.

 The moment Megumin hit two of them, Kazuma, Aqua and Darkness went to attack one who was alone, but because of the explosion everyone started to aim at them.

 - Hey, hey, Kazuma, Kazuma!

 - What is it, Aqua-san?  - both were with their voice and ironic faces.

 - Why are all the frogs coming towards us?

 - Aqua, you silly girl, it's obviously because of the explosion.

 - Yeah, right?  Obviously it is because of the explosion, right?  So ... why did you make this plan?

 - Ara, 'cause didn't I think about it, of course.

 - It's all right!  I will sacrifice myself so that you two can escape, maybe I will be swallowed and devoured slowly ... but still ... I am willing to go through this terrible ending!  - Darkness was flushed and moaning with pleasure.

 - Run, you idiots.

 Kazuma ran and pulled Darkness.

 - Damn, it wasn't supposed to be like this!

 - What?  Aqua asked.

 Megumin, who was lying on the floor farther away, began to scream.

 - What is going on?  Kazuma ?!  Why am I hearing your footsteps running?

 - I'll tell you later, damn it!  - he ignored Megumin.

 Darkness stopped suddenly and opened his arms, saying:

 - I will save time for you- - before she could complete the frog caught it.

 - You useless pervert.  - Kazuma commented without stopping running from the other frogs.

 - Stop cursing others this is your fault and your kazusucks plan!

 - Your ... - Before Kazuma completed, Aqua was also caught.

 - Kazuma ?!  Hey, Kazuma!  - Kazuma had finally arrived in Megumin and took her in his arms running.

 - Did not work!

 - Yeah, I realized, even though you ignored me.  - His voice was soft.

 - Why are you so calm ?!

 - If Kazuma doesn't answer me, I think that dying like that is the best option.

 - Damn it, Megumin, this is no time for dramas!  I've already said "damn it" three times, damn it!

 - Black ice!

 Suddenly, several pieces of sharp ice came out and hit the toads behind Megumin and Kazuma, in addition to the ones that had caught Aqua and Darkness, which were now melancholy.

 - Ara, it looks like I got there just in time.  - It was Wiz.

 Darkness and Aqua were walking slowly to where the three were.

 - You saved us, Wiz, thanks.

 - hm, thanks.  - Megumin thanked, still on Kazuma's back.

 - You're welcome.

 - By the way, what are you doing here?

 - Oh yes, I had already forgotten, Vanir sent me to call you to discuss something.

 - Ah, ok.

 - And how are things between you and Megumin?  You were all sweet the other day ...

 - Sweet.  Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet ... - the thought persisted in the head of Darkness.

 - I knew !  You're forcing Megumin to do indecent things to you, aren't you Kazuma ?!  - Aqua said.

 The two had just arrived, but Kazuma hadn't noticed.

 - Obviously not, you idiot!  Who do you think I am?

 Shit, I had made a beautiful text to talk to them and Wiz spoils everything!

 - Well, since it came to that, let's just talk.  Kazuma and I are dating.  - Megumin took the reins.

 - Are you sure, Megumin?  Do you really are with Kazusucks?  Isn't he forcing you into this?

 - Shut up, you useless goddess!  - Kazuma was angry.

 - hm, this time he is not.

 - This time!?

 - I thought you already told, I'm sorry, Kazuma!

 - Oh, all right, we intended to tell you today, it just didn't go as planned.  - he calmed down.

 Darkness was still in a small state of shock whispering "Sweet"

 - Well, I think this is the expected reaction ... - Megumin said looking at her.

 - After all, she likes Kazuma.  - Aqua continued.

 - Certainly.  - Wiz added.

 - Huh?  Did you all know?  There is something strange here.  How did I not notice?

 - That's why you're an idiot.  Aqua pointed at him.

 - Yes. - Megumin agreed.

 - Hey!  But…

 Well, at least I don't need to test her or anything else.

 - Nevermind.  - Kazuma completed.

 "But it's Megumin that I love."  That's what he intended to say, but his tsundere way didn't allow it this time.

 - Well, After Megumin and i go to Wiz's store, we met home? - Kazuma ask Aqua.

 - Okay.  - Aqua agreed.