Life as a future criminal

"Did you know a dragonfly uses its penis as a shovel to scoop the jizz of rival dragonflies out of potential mates?" She asked suddenly as he carried her towards their bedroom.

Aiden halted his steps.

"Oh, no. Where the hell did you read that?" He asked.

"Buzzfeed." 

"What exactly did you search to get to that." He furrowed his eyebrows.

"26 facts that will ruin your day." She replied nonchalantly.

"Damn it Genesis, your day not mine okay?"

"Pfft-" 

"Did you know that phones have more bacteria than a toilet?"

"And don't get me started on kitchen sinks."

"Last year three 5 star restaurants captured around 200 rats in their basement."

"Alright, that's enough."

"Did you know-"

Already disgusted Aiden kissed her lips to shut her up.

"Why are you suddenly telling me this?"

"I need to share the information I have received." She responded.

"Why do you even search up these things?"