We're Married!

At approximately 8:15 A.M., Selina, Celinda and Kyla received a FaceTime call from Jessica. Seeing the caller's name, everyone picked up at the same time. Selina was eating breakfast with Jason in the dining table. Celinda was on vacation with Bryan, and she just finished changing into her bikini when Jessica called her. Meanwhile, Kyla was mumbling incomprehensible words in her sleep.

Selina smiled, recalling the incident from last night. "So, what happened? Why are you calling us so early in the morning?" She picked up the glass of lemon water and brought it to her lips.

Celinda wrapped herself in a towel before rotating the restroom's knob. At the same time, Kyla peeked out of her blankets to see what Jessica wanted to say. On the count of three, Jessica smiled dazzlingly into the camera. An extra head popped into the camera and Alfred's face appeared from behind.

"Are y'all ready for this?! I am married with Alfred!!!!! Kyaaaa!!!!" Jessica laughed at her girlfriends' stunned reactions. She and Alfred flashed their red books in their faces.

In the middle of drinking her lemon water, Selina spurted the liquid out onto Jason's face. He was eating his toast when he faced a sudden water attack. She quickly took a few tissues and dried his face apologetically. "Oh my goodness! I'm sorry, hubby! Wait, Jess...Did you just say you got married? Did I hear it wrong? Alfred and you??? Married???"

At the same time, Celinda's hand loosened its grip around the towel and the soft fabric fell on the floor the moment she walked out of the bathroom. She was shocked by the sudden event and forgot about covering herself up. "Married?!!! You two??? How? You and Alfred?" When she looked up from the camera, she felt a pair of eyes gazing at her.

While wondering what Bryan was looking at, she finally noticed that her towel was on the floor. However, she didn't have time to pick the towel back up nor give him an embarrassed look. She stared into her phone screen. "Did I hear it wrong? Jess and Alfred?? Jess, did he knock you up? Are you guys doing a live prank show?"

"I wanted to ask the same question too! But the two of them already took my lines, so this better not be a prank or I'm beating someone up!" Kyla sat up in bed while combing her bed hair. She squinted at the red books on the screen and requested for evidence.

Minutes later, a picture of the couple's married status appeared in their group chat. The three of them went quiet for a minute before spamming the chat excitedly. While Jessica was still facing the video camera, she saw nothing but three pause messages on the screen. Everyone was busy typing their crazy responses in the group chat.

Selina: Oh my god!!!!!! It is true!!!! My brother, the tree, has finally made a move!! Damn, bro, I never knew you move faster than my husband. You just carried her out of the restaurant last night to the hospital. Tell me honestly, you guys didn't go to the doctor, did you? You went somewhere else and did something naughty!

Selina: I smell something [fish] [fish]

Celinda: Oh my!!! Congratulations!!! Wait, what happened last night? What restaurant? What hospital? Eh?? What did I miss? Wait, so Jess, are you knocked up?"

Kyla: dfiosugdhsgnfhsgufj My husband is missing while y'all in pairs. Let this lonely soul go back to sleep, but congratulations Jess! Wake me up when you confirm your pregnancy! Hahahaha, just kidding. I'm happy for you, sis~ Remember to let me join the bridesmaid team. I guarantee I'll make those guys go through hell before Alfred could meet his bride. Mwahahhahaha

Selina: Eh? Isaac is on a business trip, isn't he? How is he missing? Hahaha, I must be part of your bridesmaid team too!!! I need to make the groom and his buddies all sore from the games I come up with!!

Celinda: Ahhh, because of you I flashed my body in front of Bryan! So embarrassing! Oh wells, I'm in a bikini anyway, but still...Geez, let's fly overseas and kidnap Isaac back. Oh, oh, oh!!! I want to be part of the bridesmaid team too!!!

Jessica: I'm not pregnant! We didn't do shit last night! I was at the hospital and then we went to get the red books! And Kyla, if Isaac doesn't respond to you, then whack his ass when he comes back home! Ahh, I could hear your loud screams as you gals type your messages. Those tapping sounds are very soothing to my ears indeed. Did y'all forget that we're still on facetime?

Due to the time difference, Celinda had to excuse herself shortly after Jessica's announcement. After everyone bid goodbye to each other over the video call, Alfred and Jessica updated their status on social media. Immediately after their changed their single status, their phones vibrated nonstop from congratulatory messages. Some people were shocked, while others were cheering for the newlyweds.

Since Jessica had previously blocked her family — besides Isaac — from seeing her social media accounts, none of them knew that she has gotten married. Inside Alfred's car, the couple smiled at each other.

"We're married." They kept repeating the same words to each other.

On the other hand, someone was totally unfortunate. Jin Long woke up with a three hundred pound lady lying below him. Worst of all, the manager of the restaurant was also present. All three of them were naked, and he was sandwiched between the two of them. The second he gained consciousness, he realized something was amiss. He was supposed to be with Jessica, but she was nowhere to be found.

Suddenly, the door to the hotel door barged open with a bunch of reporters rushing into the room with cameras in their hands. Despite his calls for help, they continued taking pictures of him. Reporters recognized the woman's face and gasped loudly.

"Oh my! Isn't that big mama? Damn!!! So, Mister Jin Long has such heavy taste that big mama isn't enough for him. He also liked men?! Look, that's the manager of the restaurant nearby!!! Oh my! This is definitely some juicy headline for the next months!!" One of the reporters said as he took pictures of ripped clothes on the floor.

"Don't take pictures! I'm going to sue all of your agencies if you spread this out!!!" Jin Long screamed as he waved his arms sideways to prevent his face from being caught on camera. However, his attempts failed as the manager weighed heavily on top of him. Hence, he couldn't leave the room nor attack the reporters.