Grandeur

"Sir, we can't keep replacing them if you kill every single runner that gets brought in." Benny quickly refuted Gregori's demand to kill yet another runner.

"I don't care. The amount of trouble he caused is well worth his life in plethora." Gregori replied in his common stoic nature, rarely rising to any occasion with little more than stoic and logical explanations for his demands.

Benny sighed, then replied as follows: "Whatever you say. Just make sure the body stays hidden, again. And don't use the same dump as always, the cops are getting wiser."

"Noted." Gregori replied, dismissing Benny.

From this, Benny was allowed to (and thusby would) leave the room. In-response, four runners came into the "grand" palace of Gregori Parlem.

"What do ya have for us, boss?"

"Another runner losing his legs. Get it done by midnight."

"Yes sir!" They all shouted in unison, running off to the cell in-which the foolish runner was detained.

"All we can hope for is that the boy he fucked over doesn't get any smart ideas..."

...

-...System recommends the most calculated method in-order to repair ethereal damage, being that host attempts to fornicate with target 'Georgia'.-

'No.'

-... Recalculating best method based on host's desires.-

'Thank you.'

George had been dealing with this all day, constantly having to perform brain-rattling calculations and strategies in-order to formulate the best plan-of-action in-order to fix this problem which had very little to do with him, and more to do with his dumbass Uncle.

-"Hey, don't think like that. Cosmic coincidence may not be your fault, but no need to speak ill of the dead."- Levi, surprisingly, answered his prayers for no reason.

'Thanks, I guess.' George thought to himself

-Calculations complete. System recommends the following method of repairing ethereal damage: Host must kill the target 'Georgia' with target's permission.-

'What? Are you fucking serious!?'

-System has calculated that the odds of success via procreation method would be 99.8%. Odds of success via this method would be 90%.-

'...Shit.'

...

Knocking out of his stupor, George continued playing video games with Georgia on the couch. What? Why are you looking at me like that? It's fun!

"So, you got possessed by some weird guy who is BIBLICALLY some weird sea monster. And I got possessed by Satan? All cause some creeps tried to kill us?"

"Well, yes and no. You got possessed by Setanta, which is a bit different and definitely not Satan in the conventional sense. And Levi is like a uh... Hm. Like a monster-girl from an anime, except he's a boy."

"It sounds kinda gay when you say it like that."

"Well, I am gay, but no not- well maybe he is gay but he was married to a woman so-"

"Demons can get married?"

"I guess? I don't really get it, I'm just telling you what I know."

"Man, Demonology seems really wack."

"Yeah... It is pretty weird, not gonna lie."

CRASH, the cars on-screen slammed into eachother, marking the end of the race.

"HA! I won! Suck it, gay boy!"

A strange frown and laughter exited from George's lungs, happy to have a friend after so long of being deprived from even going outside.

...

Unbeknownst to George, Nikki and Richard were watching the two play, and were VERY confused.

"Isn't he gay?"

"That's what he said."

"The fuck is this."

"No clue."

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