Life Story

[Authors Note:

I don't remember when, but I said I wouldn't continue writing until I get back from the army, but thats 6 years from now and I kinda just want something to do when there is some down time. On that note I will write whenever I have time, but that does not mean I will upload on a certain schedule. I could upload tomorrow, the next day, next week, or next month so I advise just leaving this in your library and read other novels/fan-fics in the mean time. If you haven't already try out some manga/comics/anime to either try new forms of entertainment or keep yourself entertained. I recomend Unordinary on webtoons or some other site on the internet.

- Sincerely, Perfecto_KK]

You know what wouldn't be so bad right now? A glass of lemonade as I read my favorite novel of all time, " The Tales of Demons and Gods". This book is what got me into anime, manga, and becoming a bookworm as similar books have gotten my attention just not like this one though.

Now I bet your wondering why I said ' you know what wouldn't be so bad right now?' We'll that's because I'm dead and I'm being told by this self proclaimed goddess that she could reincarnate me into any world I want with a few wishes but I don't believe it as it's way to good to be true.

Well any who I'll guess I'll explain to you how I died and ended up in this predicament. I was your normal finally graduated from High school student who loves to read and watch anime. I had a few friends who enjoy the same thing as me but were loaded with cash meaning I got the short end of the stick as I had to work three jobs to pay for school, martial arts, housing plus everything needed to live normally at least, and WI-FI.

Now your probably wondering 'why not live with your parents than on your own?' Right? Well the thing is I'm an orphan meaning I wasn't wanted and was left to die alone. I'm not even kidding when I say this as as sister from the church found me atop a heap of trash in their churches garbage bin. Luckily clean up day was that day so I was found half a day later after being tossed aside by my so called parents whom I've never met.

The sisters took care of me until the father was forced to send me to an orphanage as their pope would not allow a child to live with them as I was of unknown origin and was keeping everyone from doing their tasks properly. Now even then when I was three I knew how a debt of goodwill must be paid back so once I was old enough to go to school I studied and studied and finally graduated top of my class at the best university in Japan.

I then went on to further train in martial arts as I was training as I studied so I could defend myself since I had no one. I know poor me had to by himself with no friends, well that's just fine as I didn't have the luxury they did and was looked down upon by many men who were jealous of me as I was very popular with the ladies. One being my martial arts, two my grades, and three my looks. That's right this guy was quite a looker despite my rough childhood.

However even then I still hadn't had a proper girlfriend as many were busy with their own life as it was very hard now a days to get a job. But then again it's not like I was a virgin either since many women would beg for me and it wasn't hard for me to woo any girl either as I I could be romantic, playful, and teasing when I wanted so score for me but that's what got me to where I was at unfortunately.

One day I was celebrating at a bar as I had finally paid off my student loan since having one was like a collar placed around your neck by the government. After tasting a few drinks of every kind in the bar I left buzzed as I surprisingly had a high alcohol tolerance. Anyway after walking hone I had the urge to relieve my self as so many intakes of liquid must come out sooner than later.

So I walked for a few more minutes until I got to a convenience store where I met a woman my age who looked like kiritos aunt from Sword Art Online. We talked for a few minutes but I left shortly since I need to use the restroom but as I came out I heard a man threatening to kill "kiritos aunt" of the guy at the register didn't give him all the money they had made throughout the day.

Deciding I'm not going to let her die I sneaked behind him and chopped at his neck causing him to sleep. Letting the man drop I rushed to catch " kiritos aunt" so she wouldn't fall onto the ground. Catching her in my embrace I looked into her eyes and asked if she was alright. With a blush and stutter she told me her name was Mia but didn't tell me whether if she was alright or not. After the cops got here to take away the the robber I was left with a sleeping Mia in my arms. I mean I can't blame her as it would seem she was a bit tipsy herself and it was almost half past midnight so in the end I was forced to take her home with me since I didn't want to wake her.

Upon arriving at my house the beautiful and bashful Mia woke up as I was about to open the door. Surprised she was being carried by the enchanting man who saved her she got down from her savior and asked what happened and where they were. Telling her to relax as I took care of the robber and ended up carrying her to my house since I didn't know where I could take her without being deemed rogue. Laughing as I explained to her my attempts to enter a few motels/hotels and my newly earned nickname.

Sighing in spite myself I asked if she would like me to call her home or friend to give her a lift back to where she lived but denied it as she said she wouldn't mind sleeping here at my house tonight. Being t he rogue I truly was I told her she could freshen up and shower while she washed and dried her clothes in the bathroom since that's where the washer was along side the dryer. Agreeing with me she did just that; once she was done I told her she could sleep in my room while I would sleep on the couch in the living room. But she denied me saying she was fine sleeping with me and didn't feel it was right to kick him from his room.

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