For Real This Time

Yun Chujiu found a flat area and drew a circle with the rolling pin. Then she sat cross-legged in the circle and said to the dark clouds in the sky, "Hey! Come on, let's hurt each other!"

"Hit me! Hit me more accurately. If you hit the outside of this circle, you're a bastard tortoise lightning!"

"You only know how to hit me when you have nothing to do? If you have the ability, why don't you go and split the mountain? It'll save you the trouble of having Yu Gong and the others move the mountain [1]! Why don't you go and split the sea? You can do whatever you want. No matter how you hack it, you can't break it!"

The rolling pin was on the verge of tears. "Master, can you keep a low profile?"

Yun Chujiu curled her lips. "Even if I kept a low profile, it would still hack me. Why don't I scold it to vent my anger while it's at it?!"

The rolling pin had no words.