Chapter 4 The Incident

I smiled at Hisoka, like an idiot.

"yep~, why thank you~!" Hisoka said, in that god damn, husky seductive voice. I wish, I could jump him, right now. But, I have to stay acting in this, stupid personality! It's not fair!! I'm gonna cry.

"Huh?? why are you looking at me, like that??" I asked, feigning confusion. He was looking at me, like he was amused? yeah, i think it's amusing him, well, what ever I'm doing is amusing him. I'm pretty sure, It's because, I was drooling, (before i wiped it off, of course.) and I had lust in my eyes? Yep pretty sure that's it, I swear, If he asks me, 'what that was?' When, he notices that I don't act like a pervert, i will still act innocent. I will tell him, what a person who never knew what lust is, would say.

"Just that,I saw something interesting~"He said, in a super amused tone, legit not even kidding. I just said, being the innocent cute lil bean I am, "Okay! mister, next time, we meet again, I wanna know what that it was, that was interesting! right?" I seriously would have used a seductive voice there, If I wasn't embarrassed enough, already.

Hisoka just said," Why sure, lil bean." I acted like i was angry and ran away, saying,"I'm not short!" and "I'm 15 years old!" and "I'm perfectly tall enough for my age." I'm pretty sure, I did a good job of acting like a innocent, naive, and pure child that gets mad when people mock his height.

I stopped thinking for a moment, and looked up. l saw that there was, no one around me. I was so confused, legit. I blinked, around 10 times, to digest this information, then l rubbed my eyes, ten more times, and then l i tried to think of what could, cause this.

Ding! I know! Maybe, second phase of the hunter exam is gonna start! Then that means..... Oh No!!! what the Fudging Hell!!!??? Is it even supposed to be fucking or fudging!! WHO CARES?! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE SECOND EXAM, STARTS, NOOOOOOO!!!! WHY DID DAZE OFF!?

This isn't even helping, just think rationally, think calmly. Breath in, breath out. Now, then. Let's see if i have a map in here. I actually had a map? yep, i did. When i looked in, there was one, map at the bottom, 'If this is swindlers swamp, then the exam is here.' I thought, i started running to the second phase, as hard as i can, i got there on time, obviously. It looks like, Gon and his friends aren't here, yet. So, i wanted to find Gon and his friends on the way here, but l couldn't, so i gave up.

I just relaxed, by a tree, I found and took out the soda can, i got from Tonpa, drank it, and slept.

I woke up to the sound of someone running, I looked and saw Gon and Kurapika.

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Some of the applicants who appear to resent Hisoka band together and endeavor to murder him. 'They, obviously, can't beat him.' Hisoka beats them in an instant and gracefully. I was mesmerised.

Wow, That brief, battle actually, activated his bloodlust? I'm so scared.. Help, someone please!

And like, my wish was granted. Actually no, It wasn't granted, not at all. He said, something about being the examiner and seeing who's worthy? And then Leorio and Gon, who were crazy afraid, confronted, Hisoka, AND i really admire them for that.

Hisoka fought them for awhile, and thought that they were worthy, cause well, he was acting as a

examiner, more like a examiner - wannabe and i think he, also let them go cause, they had potential and would become worthy opponents.

I'm starting to get to know this, Hisoka guy, which i really don't want.

I was about to leave, after i saw Hisoka, pick up the fainted guy, I heard was named Leorio, and

leave to the second phase place. Yep, place.

I was about to leave too. when...I died by the hands of a sexy man.

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_________ (back to our lazy MC's POV)

I looked around for Hisoka and saw that he was sitting by a tree. I went up to him, and smiled and sat by him.

He was slightly surprised, but mostly didn't care, at all. And so, the second phase, was about to gonna start.

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[Author's message]

I won't be doing any POV for, Gon, Hisoka, or any characters, not mine and from an anime, because i have absolutely, no idea how they would act. Thank you very much for listening.