Cat-Fights

Lier grabbed my hand and said, "Why would you go alone,"

Daisy grabbed my other hand and said, "When we are here"

"..."

Are you kidding me?

They are miraculously getting along now. 

"I can go alone" 

They tightened their grip and said, "Let's go," with a wide smile.

I gulped down and thought, 'This is not going to end well'.

They dragged me to the bathroom.

"Take off your clothes"

I knew it!

"There is no need"

"Daisy, pull down his pants. I will take off his top"

"Roger"

Don't roger!

They took off my clothes and stared at me.

"What?" I asked.

"You are getting more and more handsome day by day"

"Is that so?"

"Yes! It just makes me want to push you down" said Lier.

"That is supposed to be my line"

Lier rushed at me and hugged me.

"Hey!" Daisy exclaimed. 

"Let me hug you", said Lier.

"Take off your clothes too"