Going to another life (my own cliche adventure)2.0

Hello, it´s me your favorite self talking idiot, but there's a twist I'm dead, I didn´t think it would happen like this no Truck-kun, no saving someone from a robbery or an assault, I... I died taking a piss when I was drunk, one moment pissing the other diving at 100km/h to certain doom, they say that life flashes through your eyes but all I had there were bugs splattered and the wind keeping me company, now? now im in a void where everything is black.

"Human, did you stop talking to yourself, or are you gonna keep pretending you have someone listening to you?".

A tall figure appeared to cut me off, he doesn't look as rude as he is, nice beard tho.

"Please don't interrupt me while I'm monologuing, what kind of person would interrupt a monologue? from the bond villains to naruto characters monologs are a staple of society and the entertainment industry!".

"Huh? that was a soliloquy, not a monologue"

"Semantics... I am dead right?".

"You are as dead as you can be".

"Yeah, I don't think that fall would leave me anything but dead".

And he rolls his eyes, classic now he's gonna wait till address his presence, not me I will wait till he presents himself.

.

.

.

This is kind of awkward.

"Especially considering that I created that hole that you fell into when I arrived at your world".

Did he just read my mind?.

"So you killed me?"

"Yes... but not in purpose, I miss calculated the coordinates from your world. Anyway, let me introduce myself "*Cough*". He pulls out a sheet of paper and puts on glasses, "Hi I'm the new supervisor of your planet, my name is Attica a pleasure to meet you citizen of earth number 16(blabla numbers blabla)54, I'm here to replace your old supervisor, by ruling order of the council of ca… I hate this part of the job *sigh*"

The frick he just said?

"What do you mean by old supervisor?"

"Well, he had many names through your world's history, Jehovah, Allah, Zeus, Odin, Seth do any of these names sound familiar to you?".

"Yup".

"Good then this will be easy, you know how they kinda mess with you guys? like all the holy wars and sacrifices and stuff, he wasn't supposed to do that he's job was to help you safely advance to power, you know heroes, powers, magic, technology, and shit."

"Cool, cool cool cool".

"Except he's not cool, he gave the wrong coordinates to the planet so I had my calculations off and well I arrived and... you happened "*Awkward laugh*" sorry about that..."

"No biggies"

Frick you.

"You are rather calm for being dead".

Smug looking mf.

"I feel like I've been dead for a while, im just in terms with it".

Also, I hope he offers me reincarnation, please I want big tiddy milf goth gf harem.

"It's been barely 5 minutes" He says as he looks at me with, proudness?

"...Anyway, so how big was that hole that you made?"

"About 5 meters wide and 1000 kilometers deep".

"...Damn bro that's kinda deep".

"But in some way you are pretty lucky, Trick went out of your world with a boom, and man he knows how to fight, not to brag or anything but I consider myself somewhat of a skilled fighter, one time I even fought to a stalemate a Primordial Spider".

"Trick?"

What an awful name, how can anybody trust someone named Trick

"Your old supervisor *sigh* we might have made some damage to the planet".

Oh no, Mom.

"Some damage?"

"Yeah just something small, like blow half of it, nothing much"

"I-is my mom okay?".

"Wich hemisphere is she on?".

"South".

"Yes, she will probably be fine".

"Probably?".

"Yeah, I should be going back to make sure they don't start killing themselves... again."

He pulls another paper, looks at it, raises an eyebrow.

"Also, I have to ask you as for the policy on this situation whereby our misjudgment we are obligated to give the victim a second chance in life, now I need you to give me your answer and make it quick, second chances don't happen that often unless you meet a guy named R.O.B. that's kind of his thing".

"Star Wars, I like the concept of the force *blah blah blah*"

Mc talks about going why he feels like the other places are unfit for an hour extensively, much to the despair of Attica, who required by company regulations to hear him.

"And that's why I prefer it over other worlds like LoTR or Harry Potter or even Warhammer".

"I'll see what I can do with supreme of that dimension, anyways you will get a system because you know they are pretty useful and can allow the bypass of vaguely defined concepts, like the force, courtesy from me of course ".

"Well, that's convenient".

"Last question and the most IMPORTANT with reverberation and all of that, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO START IN THAT WORLD and make it fast we are running out time here".

"The clone wars was always my favorite saga even though Sidious is a prick, there were clones damn those guys are badasses ..."

"Then it shall be done, you will be a clone of course if Richard agrees to all these stuff, cya... or not I don't care, just go please"

With a snap of his fingers, I start getting sucked into, a door?

"Wait whaaaaaaaaaaat".

-oOo-

"Whaaaaaaat"

"Calm down son you are already here in Star Wars Land, not like the Disneyland Star Wars but the real stuff... and there goes the vomit".

"Soggy its jst so sudn"

"That´s the auto world transportation fault, we still haven't figured out what makes nausea happen... bloody hell Attica didn't even put the right coordinates or any at all, see kid usually you get transport into a body or just plain old you, but without coordinates, you can't enter the dimension, so now you are stuck here with me in the INMATERIULM or more specifically the veil of the dimension, think of it as a door between two really bureaucratic countries and without the proper permission ticket you are stuck here."

"Stuck here?".

Oh I feel better.

"Sooo here it says you will be a clone trooper, Ct-6183 part of the first invasion to Geonosis, the traveler will be given a system.

Seems like a standard permission ticket except when we reach to next part that was just added as im reading this, °I the writer of this permission Attica shall have the permission to visit and contact the traveller...° yada yada yada, and still no coordinates, has nobody informed him about how to do a proper permission ticket?".

"I guess?" What's he rambling about?

"And I just realized that not even a template has been selected for your system, he just left me all this mess, did the fight against Trick fried his brain? or is he just this irresponsible "

"Both?".

"you said gacha system? alright gacha it is"

"I didn... t"

"So you did, nice"

"Great now im gonna gamble my life away"

Fuck.

"That's the spirit kid, I like you already,"

"You said something about locations?"

I can't go wrong with this, right?

"Yes, it's rather hard thinking about someplace and time to put you and not have you die instantly especially being a clone trooper, I mean, I guess I could put you in a clone that did not saw action ever, but that would be boring..."

"....Please yes, yes..."

"...Of course, im gonna put you in an interesting body, you didn't need to sound so desperate to have some action".

He is gonna kill me.

"Thinking du duru duruuuuu".

Oh, he is so gonna kill me.

"THINKING LOUDER"

Right im already dead can't be that, right?

"I got it, a clone from the first battle of Geonosis".

It's pretty bad, now I need to worry about fighting in that hellish place for frick sake, and that damn sand I don't like sand...

"It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere, I can hear you, trust me you'll love the new setting although a bit experimental, and the identity im giving you will do you wonders, Goodbye, and please don't die fast, or else im gonna get blamed for it".

And another suction.

"Byeeeeeee?"

-oOo-

A flash of light passes by my eyes, next thing I know im naked on a capsule waiting for my, incubation to finish?

[Hello user of *Insert name of the system here*, please wait while the accommodation is made to fully integrate with it]

Not even a name huh? guess we blew the budget on the setting.

[Please input a name:]

A cool name for a system hmmm.

[You have inputted the name: [A cool name for a system hmmm.] is this correct?]

No no no no, the name is Ct System.

[New input is [Ct System] is this correct?]

Yes.

[Congrats on naming the system please wait for full synchronization]

Alright.

[15%]

So a clone it is, never thought in my life that I would have so many brothers.

[41%]

[66%]

Now that's a cursed number.

[73%]

[99%]

I hope I meet him he looked like such a nice brother.

[Error possible harmful external object detected proceeding to eliminate]

[The external threat has been eliminated from the brain proceeding to finalize the synchronization]

Excuse me, but did you just eliminated the inhibitor chip?.

Is that gonna affect the way I act? since they also helped to make the clone more docile?.

[Not at all, the brain has been adjusted to fit with you perfectly]

Cool, so what functions do you have?

[Stats.

Abilities.

Casino.

Inventory.]

What are my stats?

[Ct-6183

Condition: Incubating in Kamino

Health: Healthy

Physical: 0.5 [1 is an average adult]

Mental: Stable

Force: 0 [Non force-sensitive being]

System points: 1

]

Looking pretty dandy.

Abilities?

[No abilities at the current moment please learn some new abilities or get some from the casino]

Of course, I don't get a free one.

Inventory

[Welcome package]

Nice, at least they didn't leave me to die.

And the casino?

[Abilities Gacha-1Sp

Locked

Locked]

Open the welcome package, please.

[Welcome package content:

1 x Note from Attica

1 x Abilities gacha token

1 x Gun related abilities ticket

1 x System points

]

Interesting so it also gave me an Sp, it's probably more important than it seems.

System what is the function of an Sp

[The Sp is used to buy from the casino and to enhance abilities]

So that's the usage, I should save it then.

Just one little nap and then I will use the tickets it gave me.

-oOo-

"Ct-6183 please wake up" (Feminine voice)