Short'nin' Bread

When a person is poor, everything the person does is wrong, even breathing. DING, congratulations host! You will get a fixed amount of money every time you breathe. DING, you just ate a really delicious lobster and hence, here is a card that allows you to eat spicy food. DING, you had quality sleep today and hence, you have 20% more energy buff that lasts throughout today. In a tycoon system, everything in life brings surprises. Coach, I want to learn racing!

I'm A Baller

With nowhere to vent his excitement, Wang Yan was playing games in the afternoon, showing off his superlative skills.

Just as he lit up the ADC on the opposite side, he was kicked by the blind monk and sent flying. By the time he ran back with his short legs, his teammates were all dead.

"F*ck! How does that make sense? "

Wang Yan immediately gave up and held his head in his hands while howling miserably.

Logically speaking, his intelligence and agility weren't bad at the moment, so why was he always so bad when playing games?

He spent more than 10,000 yuan to draw a limited-edition flame shadow skin which failed to increase his attack speed. Did the head of the video game company know how to do his job?!

If he couldn't, he should hurry up and resign!

There were plenty of people waiting to take his position!

Unexpected Phone Call