Short'nin' Bread

When a person is poor, everything the person does is wrong, even breathing. DING, congratulations host! You will get a fixed amount of money every time you breathe. DING, you just ate a really delicious lobster and hence, here is a card that allows you to eat spicy food. DING, you had quality sleep today and hence, you have 20% more energy buff that lasts throughout today. In a tycoon system, everything in life brings surprises. Coach, I want to learn racing!

I'm A Baller

"Sister Weiwei, let me tell you something. It's so funny!"

Looking at the words on the phone screen, Lin Weiwei replied casually, "Ah? What?"

It wasn't that she was impatient with Wang Yan, but that her mind was filled with too many messy things, causing her brain to be in a mess.

Looking at the phone screen, she subconsciously swiped upwards again.

Two lines of words appeared before her eyes.

"White! Horse! Silver! Gun! Lin! Ping! Zhi!"

"Sa! Lang! Hey! Yo! You! Most! Awesome!"

Fourteen words and fourteen exclamation marks. It was so stupid but she was dazed for the entire morning.

The Chinese Language was unable to fully express the level of her confusion. She picked up the English Language that she hadn't used for a long time and wrote two sentences that started with an "F".

I had a lousy dream. Doggie got up in the morning and exchanged signals with me?!

I Would Only Lose to Myself