Short'nin' Bread

When a person is poor, everything the person does is wrong, even breathing. DING, congratulations host! You will get a fixed amount of money every time you breathe. DING, you just ate a really delicious lobster and hence, here is a card that allows you to eat spicy food. DING, you had quality sleep today and hence, you have 20% more energy buff that lasts throughout today. In a tycoon system, everything in life brings surprises. Coach, I want to learn racing!

I'm A Baller

[Don't dwell on the previous chapter. It would've been bad if I hadn't changed it, but If I had changed it, I'd have to respond to it. It's so hard I could cry.]

"Wang 'er, you stood up pretty well to He Meng, didn't you?"

"But on the inside, you're as excited as a copulating deer couple, aren't you?"

"But I advise you not to think too much. You won't be able to handle He Meng... Even if the unthinkable were to happen, her parents are both fierce people. Do you understand what I'm saying?"

Gu Jiashu pulled at Wang Yan and kept nagging at him while he was still in a daze. A question kept echoing in his mind.

Strictly speaking, her help hadn't been really significant when he was selling the melons.

Even if he couldn't sell the melons, Wang Yan would still be a tycoon. He would still have endless money to spend and endless luck with women.

This Is Beyond Me