Forgetting Something

"Wow, you're back to school." Li Honglie stole the same chair towards my right.

My head was down on my backpack while waiting to suffer another day, "Shut up and let me sleep before I shoot a bullet through your head." I cursed.

"Why are you angry? I'm the one who's suppose to be angry! Why have I engaged with 'that' guy!?" Li Honglie slammed the table while pointing at Long Jingluo. If Li Honglie is engaged with Long Jingluo, it means that her parents are dragging her to do whatever they want, now she's going to suffer at home.

"Why is she acting so ignorant? She's only engaged, not married."

"Right, she doesn't have to brag about it."

"Hey fellow sisters, if you want to engage to that garbage I would allow you to do so in my place!" Li Honglie hissed at the two girls who started to gossip.

Yang Li put a hand on her shoulder, "Don't die." He gave a sorrowful smile.

"I don't need your pity!" Li Honglie slapped Yang Li's hand off of her shoulder.

"By the way," Li Honglie looks at me, "Is it alright to let your brother take the position in the number one company?"

"Knowing him, he probably would panic for help because of his dependents." I sat back up straight and stretch, "Also, he signed a contract where it said I'll own twenty percent of the company, I don't even need to work."

"Haohao means 'forced him to sign a contract.'" Yang Li laughs awkwardly.

"With what?" Li Honglie asked, she looked curious, "A knife or a gun?"

I unzippered the backpack on my desk, and took out a box of apple juice, "Both."

"Are you serious? I can't tell if you're messing around or not."

Yesterday, after calling Zhen Liyue an old hag, she was shocked to the point that she couldn't hear anything for the next few hours. So during that time, I called Xie Longdou over and said "Sign this, if not we can play Russian roulette or five-finger filler" as a joke, and Xie Longdou took it seriously and quickly signed the paper without looking at it twice. I guess the news about me acting crazy spread faster than the fire I used to burn the posters from my bedroom.

"I guess both?" Now I think about it, I use the same monotone to joke around and taking things seriously.

"Why is that a question?" Li Honglie looks a bit concerned, "What do you mean both?"

"So... are we going to study for the finals or not?" Yang Li asked.

"No." I replied after emptying the juice box.

"Yes." Li Honglie answered.

Tears are coming out of Yang Li's eyes, "Shut up!" He yelled at me, "Geniuses aren't supposed to talk about studying!" He glared at me as I ignored him.

"Genius? That's a funny joke." Li Honglie laughed for a bit, "In mid-terms, he got 313th out of 352 places in the grade. I bet 100 yuan he won't even past average."

"10k if we're betting top ten in the whole school." Yang Li acted proudly. Why is proud of something I'm going to be in the middle of?

Li Honglie thought about it for a few seconds then agreed, "Deal!"

"Hey, I didn't agree to any of this." I mumbled.

Getting to the top 10 in the grade was already difficult enough, you want me to get top 10 in the school? Who am I, Einstein?

"Haohao, can I borrow 10k from you?" Yang Li asked with an innocent face.

"So you're betting with my money?"

"You own 20% of the nation's number one company, I don't see why not." Li Honglie joined in.

"Hey, can I slap you in the face?" I threatened.

"You already did it once without asking for permission, you can easily bankrupt the school by threatening your brother."

"Damn right-" The atmosphere was ruined by one phone call, the screen appeared with the words 'son of a bitch' and Xie Longdou's number.

"What do you want?" I asked with a menacing tone.

"Feihao, what did you do to mister Chen Bai?" Xie Longdou questioned miserably.

"Oh, rabbit? Don't worry, just tell him I send him a goodbye gift in his office." I quickly hanged up. Xie Longdou now had to deal with the same guy I teased around with. I hope he's lucky enough to keep his dead body in one piece until Chen Bai finds the cat I brought from the pet store.

"How's Oreo?" Yang Li asked about the cat, when did he name it?

"Is that what the nameplate says? It's carved with your horrible handwriting. Now the poor cat has to suffer from that for the rest of her life."

"Wait, you got a cat?" Li Honglie asked.

"For Chen Bai, I bet the rabbit is playing with whatever that cat's name is."

"Talking about gifts, it's almost my useless fiance's birthday." Li Honglie groaned.

"Oh yeah, I totally forgot..." I mumbled, not to mention I was invited to his birthday party.

"I forgot too!" I turned my head around, and Li Feifei was there.

Yang Li stares coldly, "Are we going to study or not?"

"Excuse me Xie Feihao, what does brother Long like?" Li Feifei asked.

I thought about it wholeheartedly, then suggested, "If it's you, give him a picture of you and he'll be happy."

Instead of being pissed, Li Honglie laughed out loud, "A picture, I'm dead!"

"I was being serious, how dare you laugh?" I asked.

Li Feifei rejected the idea with a blushed face, "H-how about something else?"

"Handholding?"

"Ha!" Li Honglie wheezed while slapping Li Feifei in the back.

"What are you guys doing!?" Long Jingluo suddenly rushed towards us after entering the classroom. He grabbed Li Honglie by the wrist.

"Hey! What are you-" Li Honglie was trying to jerk off.

"No! What are you doing!?" Long Jingluo yelled.

"Pst," I whispered to Li Feifei, "for his birthday, how about a kiss on the cheek?"

"W-wha?" Li Feifei's face exploded. Did I tease her too much?

With a red face, Li Feifei reached up for Long Jingluo's head and gave him a peck on the forehead. Yang Li quickly took a picture with his phone.

"Wow, she actually did it." I mumbled.

"Hey, Yang Li, give that picture to me!" Li Honglie acted excitedly without worrying about her wrist.

"What are you going to do with it?" I asked. I'm a bit curious about how Li Honglie would act after I was gone for a while.

"To break off the engagement of course!" She gave me a thumbs up with a proud face.