Chapter
1 {when Chunnibyou go to another world}
sunny
weather so beautiful seen outside. The birds are so carefree
chirping outside the animals greeting each other. Oh sorry, I
mean the neighbors.
Introducing
my name is Homura Ryu. The main character in this story. A
very outstanding student, handsome and has a proportional body. A
person full of happiness. Everyone respects and is full of
impressions when meeting me. They even greeted me with a call
that they prepared just for me. Even I have my own fans
club. Many women love me so much that I have a harem that makes
many other male students jealous of me.
That is me. Today is the day I go to school. Actually I'm lazy
to go, because why? There must be a lot of noise. The
students will shout at each other's name and until finally the men
will fuss with the envy they have when they see me being yelled at by
women. It's really troublesome to be a popular person.
When I arrived at school I began to enter the school gate. Many
female students there pay attention to me and talk about me. "Hey,
isn't he ..." said a woman who was talking to her friend. "Yes,
there is no mistaking it." answered her friend. I knew
they would start talking to me about each other. It's really
troublesome to be popular. When I walk into my class many male
and female students pay attention to me.
Finally arrived in my class. I sat in my chair and turned to me then
took out a notebook. Everyone in my class keeps watching
me. Akhh I'm sick of being constantly watched like that. "Hey
guys (hair revealing) I know that myself is more dazzling than the
sun and my smile is more beautiful than the cherry trees. But
can you guys not pay too much attention to me. I also have
privacy restrictions here. So please focus on the lesson because
the lesson will start soon. Thank you, "I said greeting
them with a beautiful smile and a blinding face.
{kriik, kriik} voice was so quiet that there was a cricket sound in the
morning "hey he has started again" said a short-haired
student. "Don't listen to him, don't even look at him,"
said the ponytail student. "That's right, you know, he has
an illness that can't even be cured" answered the bespectacled
student. "Even he said if you answer it you can get
it. Then no one greeted him or even talked to him, "said
the student. "Is it true.? So the rumor is really true
huh? " said his friend. "Yes, so from that he had
a call" answered a long-haired student. "Yes, you are
right." said a blonde student. "He is ...
DISGUSTING CHUNNI" said everyone in my class simultaneously.
Geez
they really don't know the place and conditions huh. Despite how
cool I am, but still. Don't over-adore me. Basic human, so
weak when meeting with something very amazing.
The
lesson has also begun, as usual I do all the questions from the
teacher I answered so perfectly.
" Thank you, please sit down," my teacher said when I had finished
working
" Akh (hair revealing) Don't be like that Shizuka-sensei. I'm sure you
must be very sorry and think 'Akh Homura-sama, you are so awesome. I
really admire you, even I am one of your fan club members, akh, it is
very fun when you are doing the assignments in front, because I can
see you closely. But no, I am a teacher and you are a student, we
must not have an illicit relationship. So forgive me
Homura-sama, I have to give up on chasing you, but at least allow me
to continue to see you from a distance 'that is, but
Shizuka-sensei. I have to answer it, I can't. Even though
you are a teacher, I will still see you as a woman. " I
replied by issuing all the good looks and coolness so everyone can
admire.
" Hey look he has started again" someone said to his friend. "Just
shut up, or you catch it," answered his friend. "Yes
yes. Whatever you want to say, hurry up and sit because I'm
already fed up if you stay too long here "Shizuka-sensei
said. "Wow, Sensei answered," said a student. "I
knew it from Shizuka-sensei," answered another student. "Geez,
you woman why doesn't want to be honest," I replied, shaking my head and then
going to my chair.
The
lesson starts as usual.
{teng nong neng} the sound of the return bell has rang, all students are
getting ready to go home. Of course I do too. "OK,
everyone. Enough lessons here. Don't forget to do your work
then go home and don't play too much. " Shizuka-sensei
said. "Everyone (shouting) I know this is the time you will
part with me, but take it easy, I will shine again tomorrow to
re-enlighten a life full of darkness and color your life filled with
gloom, so calm down, no need to worry and worry. even sad. Goodbye,
"I say goodbye to them.
They
just ignored me. Geez, what they were so devastated that they
could not say anything. Akh I should go home.
I
walked past the playground. "Hiro .. wait there, I will
call for help" shouted a little girl. I saw a cat trapped
on a tree trunk. Hmm, it looks like he needs help, geez. It
seems like it's time for me to act, but if I help him, he will fall
for me, oh no. I can't add my harem anymore.
" Onii-san." said
the girl aware of my existence and then approached me. "Onii-san,
can you help me? Please help hiro get down from the tree. "Nee
onii-san" said the girl begging me very much.
" Take it easy little Girl. I will help you. So calm down, no
need to worry, "I said to calm the girl by leaving my beautiful
smile. "Hmph, thank you onii-san," said the girl
nodded, then her face turned red. I walked to the tree. "Look,
little girl, onii-san will save your beloved cat. So pay
attention to the heroic time in action. " I said putting on
a cool pose. "Waah cool .. cool onii-san" said the
girl was fascinated by me.
Hmph,
of course he will be amazed and fascinated by me. Because almost
everyone is always fascinated by the charm that I have. Oh
almost forgot, I had to hurry and save the cat. I began to climb
a tree. Ouch, damn it, a lot of insects are biting me. But
I have to endure this pain to save the cat.
" Neeh
Onii-san? Is it still long.?" asked the little girl
"just calm down little girl. I'm dealing with deadly
monsters here. Be careful. Ouch you damn monster get away from
me "I answered who was in the tree. "Be careful,
Onii-san. Do you need help? the girl shouted. "No,
of course, a hero like me will easily overcome all these monsters and
save your cat. So calm down, okay, "I replied to calm
him. I continued to climb this tree then fight with the insects
that attacked my body.
An
hour later..
" Nee
Onii-san, is it still long?" asked the girl. "Hey,
sweet little girl. I was above. I've arrived in front of
your cat. What's the name of the cat? " I shouted at
him. "Wow, onii-san is great. His name is Hiro. " the
girl shouted "okay thank you little girl." my words. I
turned to the cat and then wanted to catch it. "Alright
Hiro, come here." said I tried to catch the cat. But
when I try to walk towards him ...
hmm
.. I feel like I'm somewhere different. Then I began to open my
eyes. What place is this.? Also, why am I sitting? As
far as I know I was helping a little girl by saving her cat then ...
I was thinking by holding my chin. Akh right, I fell from a
tree. But shouldn't I be at the hospital? Then why am I
here?
when
I was thinking, suddenly a very bright light appeared. I tried
to see the light because there was someone's shadow in the blinding
light. The light began to fade and the shadow began to approach
me.
A
woman came up to me. Who is she.? Really very beautiful and
beautiful. Her charm surpasses all the women I have ever
found. Her face was so extraordinary that made me fall in love
at first sight.
" Are you awake?" she asked me. Hwuaah her voice is very
soft, really a very perfect figure. "Are you an angel?" I
asked her. My body shook. My sweat is falling. My
heart beats very fast. "Oh, I'm sorry, introduce. my
name is Eorussia Angelier. I am one of the goddesses who lead
others into heaven and hell. " answered the beautiful
woman.
Oh
she is a goddess. And she said to lead people into heaven and
hell. Wait a minute. Doesn't that mean I'm dead? Oh, I
see. In order to save the cat I have sacrificed my life. Yes,
it can't be helped. Maybe this has become my destiny as a
hero. But I'm a little sorry that I'm dead now. Because
there are still many things that I want to want. I even promised
my fans that they could illuminate them tomorrow.
" Sorry, this is about the girl's cat. Is she safe?" I asked this
goddess. "Oh he has survived and returned to the girl
owner" answered the goddess. "Oh, thank God. So
someone saved him. " I said with relief. Thank
goodness if so. Forgive me little girl for not being able to
keep my promise.
" No,"
answered the goddess. "Eh? Not.?" I asked
with confusion enveloping. "I mean nobody saved
him." answered the goddess. "Wait, what do you
mean by that? Didn't you say that the cat survived? Then
how can he be saved without anyone saving him? " I asked
again. "He goes down by jumping." the
answer. "Eh?" I said with confusion.
" Pfft." said
the goddess with restrained laughter. And then. "Whuaahahahah"
her laughter boomed in this room. "How ridiculous, you
consider yourself a hero.? Hahahah. You know, the cat is
actually just looking for the owner's attention by pretending to be
trapped on a tree trunk. When you fall he immediately jumps to
the owner.
Hahaha,
and also you must be kidding. The tree trunk that you climbed
was only 3 meters high, but you were so difficult to climb even when
on the trunk you fell and died with a broken neck. Hahahah. Oh
yeah, I remember with your words' pay attention to little girl,
onii-san will save your beloved cat. So pay attention to the
heroic time in action. ' then put on a cool pose.
Hahaha
is really ridiculous. Then a monster? What monster? They
are just small insects that you kill easily by the palm of your
hand. Ha ha ha. Oh I almost forgot, you know what happened
to your body after falling. The girl you helped said. hey
onii-san are you ok 'she tried to wake you up by poking your open
stomach with a log.
Because
you are not upright, she left you and left you with a dead pose that
was truly impressive. Head down then your buttocks upward. Ha
ha ha. Your body is left to rot for 3 hours until a dog urinates
you. Hahaha, when many people find you, then there is a medical
that takes you to the hospital. When you find out the
cause of your death the doctors and nurses there burst out
laughing. Hahah, oh, one more thing. When they sentence you
to death they try to contact your family.
And
you know what happened. At first your family recognized you and
worried about you, but after knowing the cause of your death, they
immediately answered that they were mistaken. And now your
family is laughing at you. Hahah, do you want to see? " said
the goddess with laughter. "Stop ..." I shouted by
closing my ears and shaking my head. "I did not hear it, I
did not, akhh" I shouted again so that I rolled around my
body. "Hahahah" shouted the damn goddess with
laughter.
We
do the scene wisely without interruption for several
hours. "Okay, time to get back to the main story. Have
fun and let go of your tired already done. Hmpphh (stretch body)
"said the damn goddess.
" Koetan
Mololo, now is your time to face trial, go to hell or heaven." said
the damn goddess.
Eh
wait, what did she say. "Wait, what did you say just now?" I
asked with fear, my sweat water was pouring down my face, my
heartbeat was beating so fast.
" You will face trial." he said with an ordinary face, "not
that, but before." I said firmly. "Hmm (think) oh
you mean Koetan Mololo, that's your name, right,?" she said
casually. "Wait, why do you know my real name?" I
asked who was already worried. "Of course I know, I'm a
goddess. Do you still doubt me? And also why do you have to
change your name and don't want to admit it? Ko-e-tan
Mo-lo-lo-san. Pfft "said this damn goddess with laughter while
saying my name.
" Akhhh
no ... no, no, no," I continued to do that by rolling and
hitting my head on the floor. When I did all that, the damn
goddess kept laughing at me.
A
few hours later. "have you done.?" she
asked. "Finally, the head hurts so much that I can't
think." I replied very tired. "Thank if so, you
know, my stomach really hurts because it keeps laughing at you"
he said.
" Why
don't you recognize that name? Isn't that name given by your
parents? Can you not respect your parents? " he said.
" Appreciate.? Do
you know, the origin of giving that name to me? " I asked
in a high voice. She just shook her head. "My father is
a mangaka and my mother is voiced by. When my mother was
pregnant, my father happened to be working on a comedy genre manga
project, after I was born, my father then gave the name Koetan, then
because my mother was also taking on the role of a sadistic
antagonist character she gave me the name Mololo to appear to
insult. When they finished giving me their names they laughed
out loud at the name they just gave. And do you know, every time
I or someone else asks then they tell me the origin of my name. They
keep laughing out loud, so I don't want to admit that damn name.
Whuaaahh,
shit shit, damn it, "I shouted, making my head hurt. "Pfftt
... whauahahahaha" shouted the damn goddess began to laugh out
loud. "Oh no, my head and stomach hurt," said the
goddess. Why doesn't she just die. "Alright,
alright. Now we enter the trial, you know, you are the first
person in my trial, don't add to my work because there are still many
people who need to be guided. So don't make any more problems.
" said the damn goddess.
Tch,
who also intends to increase his work and hinder him. He himself
laughs at me. "Alright Koetan Mololo. You will go to
hell. " said the goddess. "What.? Hell.? Why
can.? Didn't I always help others? Why did I go to hell?
" I replied in a confused voice.
" Yes
indeed you help a lot of other people, but many more do not like
you. Also, the reason you went to hell is because I wanted to
see you tortured there, it must be funny. Hahahah "said
the goddess and then her voice was small at the end. "Wait
a minute, what did you say last?" I asked with a suspicious
face. "Alright, that's all, so please prepare yourself to
go to hell," said the goddess.
Damn,
I really hate it, but only this might be able to save me from his
choice. "I'm begging you, I'm sorry" I shouted and
then bowed to her. "hah.?" she said with
confusion. "I beg you, give me one more chance and I will
change everything, I will make people like me, I beg you the
beautiful goddess." I begged her.
" Wait,
what is this? Don't you hate me and yell at me? Why does it
change now?" she asked. "Oh you must have misunderstood,
that was I was pondering all my mistakes, but now that I have been
conscious of you, O beautiful goddess, now I have come to my senses,
so I beg. Give me a chance once more "I said very pleading,
damn, this is really unlucky. But this is better than having to
go to hell.
" Hmm
well, if so, I will give you one more chance at life." the
answer "oh really.? Thank you, O Goddess. " I
said hopefully. "But you cannot return to your old world,"
she answered again. "Wait a minute, not in my old world,
then which world will I be turned on?" I asked filled with
curiosity. "You will be included in the fantasy world that
I used to put people into for my entertainment when I'm bored." he
said
I'm
just speechless. "Hey, answer, do you want to go to hell or
enter the world that I made for entertainment?" she asked
irritably. Wait a minute, I seem to hear this a lot. This
is not wrong anymore. This is a legend where the souls of people
will go to another world, they will be given extraordinary powers
then become heroes, become the role of the pratagonist and then make
a harem. Of course I as a chunni really want it. "OK. I
will accept it. " I answered firmly. "Alright
then, then I will immediately prepare the preparations," he
said.
Hohoho,
the early world of my fame, I came ...
When
I was ready to welcome my new world, this damn goddess said something
to me. "Why do you look so happy?" she asked. "Of
course I'm very happy. I will go to a world where I will be an
extraordinary person, given the power of cheating, then making a
harem. Hahah, this is perfect for me who is like a real hero, "I
said very happily.
" Oh
no, you seem to be mistaken, you won't get anything or strength. Even
your destiny in that world is up to my wishes as to what will befall
you. So don't expect too much. Because you know, this isn't
like the story of the next door neighbor whose main character moved
to another world to get super powers and great luck and then be given
happiness. said the damn goddess with a relaxed face.
" Hahhh"
I shouted