fuck THIS
Started 4:59 pm 5-12-2029
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「Uwu」
wut?
「wakeing successful! Death/exhaustion, not imitate!」
Oh ok then.
「No wongew affected by god vewsepose's {aggwavation auwa}」
His... WHAT?!
「{aggwavation auwa}*
An auwa awound usew thawt aggwavates those awound thewm」
...Yes...thanks, so the creature introduced itself in an inappropriate manner, consistently insulted me from the jump, and had a 'aura' that made me agitated... But I was punished...ok.
...
「... *(In Uwu)」
"for fuck's sake"
"hello 「weak gamer」! Now that you have spent some time to think about your rude actions I am here to explain the thingie!" VERSEPOSE announces himself appearing behind me in a heated burst of air forcing me to jump forward.
"Now Versepose shall tell you the intricates and nuances of your body!"
I twist around only catching sight of him sinking down to the blank white floor. Dropping down I search the ground with my hands.
"I'm over here dude!"
Of course this creature is behind me. Again.
Floating, Verse-pose "Versepose!" leans to his right gestering with his arms like one of those women on those cash shows, to a screen with, um 'me' on it.
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{Me La Vey}
「weak gamer」
[Level – 0
Exp. (5_20)
Class – none at the moment
Race – Human
Alignment – ?]
—!Physical stats!—
HP – .1 [.01 regen per minute]
SP – .1 [.01 regen per minute]
STR – .1
END – .1
DEX – .1
AGL – .1
SPEED – .1
?—mental stats—?
INT – .1
WIS – .1
CHA – .1
*metaphysical*
Energy– .1 [.1 regen per minute]
Energy skill-.1
LCK – .1
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"so."
Annoyance starts to bubble in me as his voice reaches my ears, looking down I see I'm back in my chair the screen now a chalkboard while cosmic asshole now appears as a school teacher. Glasses, pointer stick, the whole lesson.
"you can see here-" his stick smacks on the chalkboard pointed at EXP, specifically the 5 in the in the 5/20
"i was only able to bring this to 5 of 20 you were meant to be level 1 with stats of a level 5 but I changed that, everything else in there I don't need to explain. now!"
*Smack
"Physical stats!"
Not giving me a moment to speak he moves on down the board
"HP is health, STR is physical might! How hard you punch/kick/hit/lift i will not be specific, END how tough you are defensive power of your body, AGL ability to move, DEX springiness,
Mental stats! INT smarts, WIS other smarts, CHA emotional smarts, yadda yadda..."
It all started out ok but his explanation got less and less enthusiastic until he stopped explaining all together. Much to my continued growing annoyance.
"yeayeayea I have to let you get a bit of experience before I let you out😔"
Did... did he SAY a emoji?! How?! I'm so blown from this my growing irritation was temporarily broken. Wait I can train? Here?
I look at the completely white room I'm in. Boring~ there's nothing of value here.
「Mission?+ get 7 exp! wo!」
I look at the + icon by mission and watch it extend.
「Quests unwocked! wv 0-wv5 wanked quest awe heaw!」
These words pop in purple and orange confett that show me a bunch of quests... Very easy quest... So easy I'm getting notifications of rewards while sitting here...
「Quest 1 "fucking breathe" [done!] +0exp」
「Quest 2 "sit like the lazy bum you are" [done!] +0exp」
「Quest 3 "blink" [done!] +0exp」
「Quest 4 "think moron" [done!] +0exp」
And more just as simple go past my vision with me somehow comprehending it all.
Standing up and ignoring the 「Quest 12 "stand up dipshit" [done!] +0exp」that accompanies my action, I look verse- you get the joke, in the eye, and begin to speak.
Only for his annoying existence to great on the concept of my mind by letting air out of his putrid mouth.
"just get a feel for your ability before I let you out, and yes 'how do I get stronger?' you ask me"
I don bother giving a response, now just hoping he would leave.
"You will only be getting 0 in this room, those '0s' are actually decimals to get real exp you just need to do harder quests. Like the one in the top corner of the room you haven't bothered looking at" he smirks deviously at me before disappearing leaving one last condescending message.
"Ah it may look like that but it still has the strength of an average member of its species...😂"
Now the room I find myself in makes me feel like I'm in a large room. Maybe 20x20 fee--fee-- ah feet. This room is completely white and the corners are somewhat of a pain to see. Suspiciously the corner my 'generous host' informed me of before his unfortunate passing had a large black object in it...
What quest will get me the most exp?
「Quest (speciaw edition) ="squash the spider"= most exp 「pwease wead as awmost onwy amount of exp」
Ahhh, ohh, the object uncurls it's 8 long legs, urr, it's body aimed at me, up, eyes locked- fuck THIS. I turn and run.
「 Eawned 1 new stat! 」
「+ .1 INT 」
「INT – .1 +.1=
INT – .2 」
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Done 10:30 pm same day
For the 「weak gamer」system I went to the first chapter of "A new game plus" the dark wolf shiro and literally copy and paste the interface of it with some changes.
*Differences from last time and possible future changes*
Exp added under level (which is 0) Exp is 5 out of 20 currently
SP I think is stamina, will likely be changed to a Exp bar so something like this-> Sta (20/20) that will go down instead of up.
Same with magic stuff.
Speaking of magick, Energy– .1 [.1 regen per minute] is that. This is called energy cause it won't only be magic
Skill will have a+ that will go down to
Magic skill 0 {4/10} pitiful
Same with energy which is converted into magic.
Also, some may have noticed I separated magic/magic skills from intelligence.
Intelligence will not directly affect magic.
I may not have luck used in the story cause luck is a weird one, crits and the like are what? Do I roll a dice? So I won't mention it for a while.
!Speed agility dexterity!
Speed (SPEED)=speed (I'm sorry)
Agility (AGL)=get up and go/ dodge movement
Dexterity (DEX)=flexibility/skill with hands
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Dang a lot of words today, I really need to go update my story on fanfiction.net it's been so long, is just so easy when I can type in my phone... But I did do 3 quick chapters for that story but I ended up putting them all together with significant changes.