Messing with the Gods

When Lucifer opened his eyes, he noticed that he was sitting on a bony throne and that his surroundings were made out of black and bronze. The castle kind of looked edgy to him but he just shrugged as it wasn't his to remodel.

He then stood up and started to walk towards a shadow, leaving behind a confused Persephone on her throne. When he walked out of the shadow, he saw that he was in a place full of gold and white while the ceiling was blue and has constellations on it.

Looking at the other 14 people in the room, Lucifer smiled as he saw Thanatos or Death was there. He then looked at Death and Hestia and noticed that they didn't have any thrones to sit on like the other 'Major' gods.

He then strode over to the middle of the throne room and looked at the arguing council and slyly said, "Well, well, well! It seems that the children are now arguing." Looking over the direction of the familiar voice, they saw that it was Hades who said that.

Zeus immediately thundered, "What are you doing here Hades!?! It is still not the time for the Winter Solstice!!" Hades just smirked at them and said, "I'd answer your question but it seems that it would be stupid of me to lower myself to do that."

Snickers could be heard from the people in the room and Zeus looked embarrassed at what he said and shouted, "Who do you think you are to talk to me like that?! Do you not know that I am still king!?!"

Hades smirked at him and said, "I didn't know that being your elder brother doesn't make me qualified to talk to you like that. Alright, I'm saying already, so don't get your panties in a bunch."

After hearing that, Zeus looked like he was going to explode while the others were now laughing at his expense. The matures ones in the group noticed that Hades wasn't acting like he normally was so they were on guard.

When he noticed that Zeus looked like he was going to throw a tantrum, Hades quickly said, "Well I'm here for the same reason Dionysus is here. Death is already over there, see?" he then pointed over at Thanatos beside Hestia.

Looking at the direction Hades was pointing, they noticed that Thanatos really was in the room with them. When Hestia looked beside her, she jumped back in fright as she hadn't not him beside her. The others raised an eyebrow at that while Poseidon said, "What are you doing here Thanatos? And why did Hades call you Death and Dionysus being here the reason?"

Thanatos looked blankly at them and coldly said, "Let Hades tell you the reason." They then looked towards Hades and gave him a questioning look while Zeus was ready to rant on him. Seeing this, Poseidon immediately said, "Then what is the reason for your arrival brother?"

Hades looked at him mischievously and said, "Why don't you ask Dionysus why he is here and not in camp? I'm quite shocked that all of you are even here." All of them then looked at Dionysus and Zeus immediately thundered, "Why are you even here? You should still be at camp watching over the demigods!"

Dionysus looked at Zeus nervously, as Zeus looked like he was going to blow up, and said, "Well there were two beings from the Christian Pantheon suddenly appearing in the camp and I wanted to report it to the council."

Hearing his words, they were surprised at that Zeus more so than the others. They looked at each other in nervousness and Apollo suddenly said, "I thought that we don't have a Christian Pantheon anymore? They did go to a higher plain already, right pops?"

Zeus turned ashen white and looked at Apollo and nervously said, "They shouldn't be here anymore, they told us that they wouldn't interfere with the mortals anymore," he then looked over at Dionysus and said, "Who were those beings?"

Dionysus looked confused over this matter as he didn't quite remember there being a Christian Pantheon. Seeing his confused look, Athena then clarified, "The Christian Pantheon cut off ties with the mortal realm long before you turned into a god Dionysus."

He looked surprised at that and said, "Well they said that their names were Lucifer Morningstar and Death Morningstar. They then said that they weren't from this dimension and that they could even destroy this universe if they wanted to."

Athena looked excited at the fact of the theory of the Multiverse being proven while the others looked horrified by Dionysus' words. Hera shakingly asked, "Does he have jet black hair, a handsome face, amber eyes, a British accent, and was he wearing a black suit?"

Dionysus looked confused at her and said, "Well, no. He had golden hair, blood-red eyes, a handsome face, an American accent, and he was wearing a red suit." At his words, Hera looked ashen white while the others looked at her in panic, Zeus more than the others.

She then suddenly started crying silently as Hestia and Demeter came over to her and comforted her. Looking at all this happen, all the other younger Olympians were confused as they didn't know what was happening.

Lucifer and Death looked even more confused over this matter as they didn't quite understand why she was crying over him. When Lucifer started to dive into his memories and started to search any memory of him meeting Hera, well he was shocked, to say the least when he saw him and Hera being all lovey-dovey.

Death looked over at 'Hades' and gave him a confused look and waited for him to answer her. Seeing her look, Lucifer mentally said to her, 'I forgot to tell you that before I met you, I was going to different dimensions and was fooling around when I met Hera. I didn't know that it was the "Percy Jackson World" at that time because it was still in ancient times.'

Death looked surprised over this matter and mentally responded, 'Let me look at your memories with her.' Lucifer just sighed in defeat and showed her all of his memories with Hera. When Death saw all of it, she really upset but couldn't be mad at Lucifer as they haven't even met at that time.

Death looked at 'Hades' and sighed and said, 'You two were going to have a child? This is unfair Lucy! Why can't we have a child?' Lucifer sympathetically looked at her and said, 'You know that we can't have any children because you being the embodiment of Death. Your body can't make a living breathing child due to your domain.'

At his words, Death looked depressed and started to sulk and looked back at the gods. She then noticed that all of them were looking at them in curiosity and Athena said, "You two have been looking at each other for a while now Hades. Why are you even looking at each other? And how did you suddenly know of Lucifer's arrival?"

Hestia then looked at Hades calculatingly and said in suspicion, "And why are you acting differently Hades? Hades doesn't act like that with us, so who are you?" Hearing Hestia said that all the gods summoned their weapon and proceeded to be on guard.

Lucifer smiled mischievously and said, "You got me. Hello again SWEETHEART, how was life without me? You and Hera don't regret replacing me don't you?" The elder gods looked at 'Hades' with wide eyes and whispered, "Lucifer?"

Lucifer then dramatically spread his arms and produced shadows to form a throne and said, "The one and only!!" He then sat on the throne and crossed his legs and put his chin on his right palm while saying, "I'm back babies and I'm stronger than ever. You can see my new trick right? It's so fun possessing Hades as he and I have so many similarities that I think you guys did all that to him so just you can make him act like me. But that seemed to backfire didn't it?"

Thanatos then walked over to Lucifer and stood by his side while the elder gods looked conflicted at having Lucifer possess Hades. The younger gods looked confused as they didn't know anything about Hestia and Hera having a relationship with anyone, well with Hera before Zeus.

Lucifer then looked at Poseidon lowering his Trident and happily said, "How's it going Squidward? Did you miss me? Well, I missed all the times that we spent together. Want to have a drink with me and Hades for old times sake?"

Poseidon just chuckled at his antics and said, "Now I know why you kept calling me Squidward all those years. And I would love to catch up with you Luci." Looking at them interact, the younger gods looked like they were going to explode with curiosity and the other elder gods looked depressed.

Hestia and Hera looked at Lucifer in sadness and Hestia shakingly said, "Lucy, please talk to us in your real form. We want to explain ourselves in front of you and not in front of Hades. Please, Lucy?"

Lucifer looked at her in irritation and said, "Who are you to call me so affectionately? You don't even remember what happened to us after you replaced me with Helios of all people?" Hestia immediately turned silent and started to cry and hugged Hera.

The younger gods looked quite shocked at Hestia as they didn't expect her to even have a lover more so to cheat on them. Lucifer then said, "Well seeing that I wanted to talk to Hades too, I'll be coming over with my real body now."

He then closed his eyes and connected his consciousness back to his body and immediately teleported to the throne room. Seeing Lucifer's body suddenly disappearing, Chiron looked quite alarmed and shocked over this matter but shrugged it off as Death was still there.

When Lucifer arrived back in the throne room, he noticed that Aphrodite was panting, Athena and Artemis had small blushes on their face while the other male gods looked jealous.

He then turned to the elder gods and saw that Poseidon looked happy, Zeus looked scared and angry, Demeter looked bored but still had a light blush on her face, his former lovers looking sad and hopeful at the same time while Hades was sprawled on the ground with his ass high up in the air.

Seeing Hades' awkward look, Lucifer then waved his hand and let him sit on the chair gracefully. He then walked over to Poseidon and gave him a manly hug and said, "I missed your ugly mug, you old mermaid."

Poseidon laughed at him and hugged back while happily saying, "And I missed your cheeky reply you old bat." Lucifer chuckled at his comeback and dragged him over to Thanatos and said, "I want you to meet my wife Death Morningstar."

Poseidon looked at where he was gesturing and noticed that it was Thanatos and worriedly put his palm on Lucifer's forehead and said, "You don't seem to be sick. How can you marry a dude, Luci? Are you high or something?"

Lucifer swatted his hand away and said, "Who are you calling high you stupid fish? And who do you think you are calling a dude? For father's sake-" when he noticed that Death was still possessing Thanatos and was giggling at him, he facepalmed, "Can you come over here Death and let Poseidon see you so that he can take back his words?"

Death just laughed at him and nodded and Thanatos suddenly sprawled on the ground. He then teleported Thanatos in a garden in Olympus in the same position and waited for Death to come over.

After a few seconds, Death finally arrived in her magnificent self and had all the male gods drooling at her while Aphrodite, Hera, and Hestia looked very jealous at her. He then grabbed Death and smugly introduced her to the still starstruck Poseidon. At the corner of his eyes, he saw Hestia and Hera's jealous looks and felt quite happy. He knew it was a little petty of him but he didn't care.

He then left the two to themselves and walked over to the 'new' gods. He then stopped in front of Hephaestus and noticed that he was considerably smaller than him and grew to a titan's size and said, "Kid, I like you. You still have the will to not annul your marriage with such a horrible wife and communicate with your mother over the millenniums."

Hephaestus looked at him and smiled and said, "It's nice to meet someone who suffered by my mother's hands and still be sane." Lucifer looked at him in surprise and amusement and said, "Oh! What do you mean by that?"

Hephaestus looked at Ares and said, "Well some don't retain their sanity and turn stupid over the years. He can still communicate fairly well but that's that." Apollo and Hermes snickered at this while Ares angrily said, "Shut up you cripple!"

Hephaestus rolled his eyes and looked back at the amused Lucifer and stretched a hand and said, "My name is Hephaestus the god of-" Lucifer chuckled and shook his hand and interrupted, "I know what god you are Hephy, and my name is Lucifer Morningstar. You should have heard of me."

Lucifer walked over to the dynamic duo and stopped in front of Hermes and Apollo. He then looked at them calculatingly and said, "It's good to see pranksters such as yourselves. It gets kind of boring when you're with these kinds of people. But you should up your game a little because it gets kind of boring seeing things again and again." Apollo and Hermes looked at him with wide eyes and playfully saluted and said, "Sir yessir!"

Lucifer then walked towards the cowering Zeus and menacingly said, "Hello there Sparky! Missed me? Cause I don't definitely miss your ugly and dramatic self." Zeus looked quite angry at him but due to how menacingly Lucifer said that he cowered in fear.

Lucifer then walked away from the frightened Zeus and stopped in front of Demeter and sarcastically said, "It's good to see such a neutral person." Demeter looked quite embarrassed at what he said and opened her mouth to defend herself but Lucifer interrupted, "Don't try to justify yourself, Demeter, you know what you did."

He then walked over to Death and Poseidon and said, "Well Kelp Head, it seems that the two of you are getting kind of comfortable with your talk. Does that mean that I have to make you fade?" Looking at Lucifer, Poseidon gave him a horrified look and said, "What!? No, no, no, no you don't have to do that Luci! We were just talking casually!"

Lucifer smiled in amusement and rolled his eyes while Death just giggled at Poseidon's reaction. Lucier then said, "Now that we having nothing to do anymore, Death and I will just go back to camp and take care of young Perseus," while saying that, he discreetly winked at Poseidon who looked quite shocked at his action.

Lucifer then looked back at the gods and grabbed Death by the waist and said, "To the younger ones that I walked over to, you can come and visit me anytime if you like. So don't be afraid to show up but don't you dare show up when my pants are down," after saying that he and Death immediately teleported out of the throne room.

Hephaestus, Apollo, and Hermes looked at each other and said, "I kind of like him." Poseidon chuckled at them and said, "Well he is a pretty fun guy to be when you're on his good side. But if you aren't then just look at Zeus."

All the younger gods then looked at the terrified Zeus and shivered and thought, 'What did Lucifer do to him for him to look like that?' After thinking that, Aphrodite suddenly shrieked, "Why didn't he talk to me!?"

Apollo looked at her and scoffed while saying, "Maybe he didn't want any prostitutes in his life while having a hot wife?" Aphrodite glared at him and threw her sandal at him saying, "Screw you Apollo!"

Athena and Artemis, on the other hand, looked very confused about why Lucifer didn't bother to talk or greet them. Seeing their confused looks Hermes immediately pointed out, "Artemis is a man-hating goddess and a virgin goddess at that while you, Athena, are virgin goddess too." Hearing his words, they thought that it was kind of logical.

Seeing that Zeus was still quivering in fear, Poseidon had an evil smile appear on his face. He then sneakily walked towards Zeus' back and imitated Lucifer's voice in a crude way, "Are you ready to fade Sparky?" Zeus immediately let out a terrified shriek and ran out of the throne room.

Seeing Zeus run away like that, most of the gods laughed at his reaction and many of them turned to Poseidon with questioning looks. Seeing their looks, Poseidon chuckled and said amusingly, "Lucifer did something to him that I don't even know of. But there is one thing I know and that is; it scarred Zeus for eternity and nothing could erase it from his mind."

The younger gods paled as they thought, 'Nothing could erase it from his mind?' After a few seconds, they heard groaning a few distances from them and saw Hades waking up. Poseidon excitedly walked over to the groggy Hades and shook him awake.

After a few minutes of shaking from Poseidon, Hades let out an irritated, "Can you cut it out Poseidon!? I have a splitting headache here!" Poseidon then excitedly said, "Hades! Lucifer is back!"

Hearing this, Hades immediately looked like he was freshened up. Seeing this, Aphrodite looked at Hades and thought, 'But I didn't do that? How could Hades suddenly look like that!?' Hades immediately said, "Are you for real brother!? Are the Christians back now?"

Poseidon looked at Hades weirdly and said, "No not that Lucifer! The other one! The one that came from the other dimension! The more powerful one!" Hades looked at Poseidon with wide eyes and looked at Hera and Hestia and saw that they were crying and said in amusement, "It seems that you're right."

Poseidon looked insulted at that and said, "Of course I'm right! Even Zeus shrieked and ran away when I impersonated him." Hades looked at Poseidon again and said, "So where is the old bat anyway?"

Poseidon looked at the direction of Long Island and said, "Well he's in Camp Half-Blood now and it seems that he took someone as a protege." Hades looked at him with wide eyes and turned towards the direction of Camp Half-Blood and said, "Well these couple of years will be interesting."